giggzy said:
Having your great training abilities and me fantastic skills and brilliant talent and me winning mentality our team won"t have any probs that"s for sure.
Girlfight ( in bikinis )
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Having your great training abilities and me fantastic skills and brilliant talent and me winning mentality our team won"t have any probs that"s for sure.
laura said:Having your great training abilities and me fantastic skills and brilliant talent and me winning mentality our team won"t have any probs that"s for sure.
Can it Steve, you're out and that's that.
laura said:Having your great training abilities and me fantastic skills and brilliant talent and me winning mentality our team won"t have any probs that"s for sure.
Hi steve
Divine said:
How do you ken?
Plechazunga said:
the Yorkshire laddie was called Larry from Barnsley btw.
What the feck are you doing in the General again?Has your ban been removed?Melvinyeo said:
I haven"t been in here for yonks so I"m out of the picture.
laura said:
Yes
Well feck off then if you're not in the picture
The ladies are still in their boxer style hug and appear to be chatting? What's it all about ladies..this is Girlfight ( in bikinis ) not a 'kin mothers meeting....
They've stepped away from each other and are extending their arms....they're shaking hands....what's that they're shouting....they want to call it a draw!! WTF? That's no good....what liberal minded bollox is this?
The crowd are reluctantly clapping this noble gesture whilst the ladies start a lap of honour.....pathetic
Tine shakes hands with Divine, Liz likewise with Rams...and now the girls are hugging their own trainers...Rams is handing Tine something...probably a present considering the day has suddenly turned all poofy..
...hang on...some feckin present...its one of those big feck off Belgian sausages...and Tine's not eating it!!! She's raised it above her head....Liz is looking the other way....CRASH...Liz has been knocked senseless by Rams' big feck off Belgian sausage - as wielded by Tine....Liz is out cold, I've never seen such a disgusting tactic...buts it effective....Tine has won the fight......she's won the contest..
The crowd are going mad...Tine's supporters are cheering, but Liz's are enraged...there's fights developing in the crowd...Hull has never seen anything like this...its a right, royal rumble of affairs...
Tine and Rams are heading for their limo....Divine is devasted, trying to give Liz the kiss of live...Fergie ( the smart blonde dancer out of the BEP...not the mad Scottish cnut at the back of the crowd ) is in my arms....staring at me with adoration.....Pletch is nimbly dancing around Mr Jackson's exposed head, kicking him sharply again and again...
This is entertainment at its finest.....Hull is on the global map at last in terms of a big fight venue....alls thats left for me to do is thank the people of Hull for making this possible....and to Da Pleasure and Da Pain for making us aware of Hull's potential in between having sex with our parents...
If there's another Girlfight ( in bikini's) even as half as good as this one in the future, then I want to be there ( in Hull )
They've stepped away from each other and are extending their arms....they're shaking hands....what's that they're shouting....they want to call it a draw!! WTF? That's no good....what liberal minded bollox is this?
The crowd are reluctantly clapping this noble gesture whilst the ladies start a lap of honour.....pathetic
Tine shakes hands with Divine, Liz likewise with Rams...and now the girls are hugging their own trainers...Rams is handing Tine something...probably a present considering the day has suddenly turned all poofy..
...hang on...some feckin present...its one of those big feck off Belgian sausages...and Tine's not eating it!!! She's raised it above her head....Liz is looking the other way....CRASH...Liz has been knocked senseless by Rams' big feck off Belgian sausage - as wielded by Tine....Liz is out cold, I've never seen such a disgusting tactic...buts it effective....Tine has won the fight......she's won the contest..
The crowd are going mad...Tine's supporters are cheering, but Liz's are enraged...there's fights developing in the crowd...Hull has never seen anything like this...its a right, royal rumble of affairs...
Tine and Rams are heading for their limo....Divine is devasted, trying to give Liz the kiss of live...Fergie ( the smart blonde dancer out of the BEP...not the mad Scottish cnut at the back of the crowd ) is in my arms....staring at me with adoration.....Pletch is nimbly dancing around Mr Jackson's exposed head, kicking him sharply again and again...
This is entertainment at its finest.....Hull is on the global map at last in terms of a big fight venue....alls thats left for me to do is thank the people of Hull for making this possible....and to Da Pleasure and Da Pain for making us aware of Hull's potential in between having sex with our parents...
If there's another Girlfight ( in bikini's) even as half as good as this one in the future, then I want to be there ( in Hull )
laura said:
Laura, this is a focused thread on two gals who have given their all and are now challenging for the ultimate prize. Not some feckin meet and greet. Feck orf!
Apparently there's a fight going on
What is this????????
Oh my god.
They're unhappy about Tine using such underhand tactics!!!!
Quick, someone call the police1
What is this????????
Oh my god.
They're unhappy about Tine using such underhand tactics!!!!
Quick, someone call the police1
Superb mate........well done, Davo! All back to Frank Gallaghers gaff for the Paaaaaaaarty of Paaaaaaaaaaaarties!! He's still aliiiiive!
Okay everyone...chip butties and a bit of clubbing in Doncaster is it? No? Just you and me then Mr Jackson - what? Oh shut up yer twat - take that! and that! and that!...
bollox.
Laura would kick the feck out of any of the above.
FIX.
Laura would kick the feck out of any of the above.
FIX.
yay Tine knew the winner would come from our draw! congrats!
official standpoint =
knew the winner would come from our draw! congrats!official standpoint =
Feck Donny!
It's back to Frank's, gang. Spin is already on his way to prepare the nosh and there's even an egg mayo buttie for fat, cuckolded Andy. Some of the chicks from the earlier rounds'll be there too. GG's mine btw! Unless my bruised Liz shows up, of course!
It's back to Frank's, gang. Spin is already on his way to prepare the nosh and there's even an egg mayo buttie for fat, cuckolded Andy. Some of the chicks from the earlier rounds'll be there too. GG's mine btw! Unless my bruised Liz shows up, of course!
Davo, Pletch.
The fight of the Century no doubt. A fecking brilliant thread.
Although the rumour is that your aging eyesight let you down and you are at this moment heading toward a club with your arms wrapped round an old Scottish bloke and Pletch is getting the shit beaten out of him by a cute bird from the Black Eyed Peas.
Anyone care to comment on these shocking rumours
The fight of the Century no doubt. A fecking brilliant thread.
Although the rumour is that your aging eyesight let you down and you are at this moment heading toward a club with your arms wrapped round an old Scottish bloke and Pletch is getting the shit beaten out of him by a cute bird from the Black Eyed Peas.
Anyone care to comment on these shocking rumours
To the classics mods please
class A great read...
Well done you nutters.
Well done you nutters.
one of the best thread in ages..
good work lads..
good work lads..
I still had some doubts, but now I'm sure: Everybody is crazy around here!
I object very strongly to suggestions that Id not be more than able to handle Rams big sausage.......Davo you have 24 hours to send a very grovelling p/m before your out - Status