What's stopping Boyd and co chainsawing the monsters in half? Try walking without legs you cnuts.
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran are here to talk about a frustrating 2 points dropped at Crystal Palace. They then discuss the regeneration of Old Trafford. Finally, Nik is joined by special guest Michael Statham from the Football Oranje podcast - who gives us a more in depth look at our EL opposition FC Twente, and then runs through the (many) Dutch connections currently at United.
I wondered what would happen if someone got out a katana or something and went on a monster slashing rampage. I guess that's not a common item in people's suitcases though.
They're probably too scared to attempt something like that. If you could isolate the monsters it's doable but not when you know there's loads of them that show up and you end up being outnumbered.
Or you know, blowing them up to bits. They probably have enough ingredients to do a homemade, and with Boyd's background I suppose he knows how to. It would expose a plot hole big enough they could get out of Formtown though. So, it has to be through vision and dreams.
EDIT: That bus probably has enough gas to burn every monster several times too.
EDIT: That bus probably has enough gas to burn every monster several times too.
The autopsy proved they could be cut up. Utterly bizarre they've not tried axing them in half or blowing"em all up. They could torch the forest. Shove that up your ballet dancer and smoke it.
I guess they just tried shooting at them and when that never worked, they assumed they're invincible. And ofcourse, Boyd and Co never told the others they can be cut up so they won't try that.
I reckon Michon and Rick would sort these cnuts out within a couple of episodes
Harsh on the wedding but I actually thought the guy who stole the gun would shoot everyone in the house during the wedding
Could be wrong but I think the whole point of the wedding was to give boyd the idea about the light
Why not just stick some dynamite down the cave and blow the whole lot in so that they can’t get out?
Wouldn't the town itself just react in a bad way if they did that? Tabitha dug a hole and that set off a crazy chain of events. Whoever is in control seems to be capable of mind control so there's no doubt they'd use someone to stop it.
Maybe they could sacrifice Sara up to the acting gods
And the two kids as well.
Yeah I expected that too tbh, just as the wedding finished I expected gun shots. It was set up like that with Donna getting the guns put away for that type of shoot up reason.
And Tabitha, and Jim, weird hair woman, her Mrs, the 2 who just got married.
I was sure it was coming through the window they were standing in front of - thought the cracked guy took a rifle
Pretty awful season, but at least something happened in the last episode.
By bombing to kingdom come. It's the best way sort out the bullies. Just blow'em up.
Do they have enough explosives? I'm sure they could fashion something but I don't think they have enough dynamite. If there is any fuel in the cars they could blow them up but it's useless in a narrow cave
Yeah but they still could've chopped them in half. Forget axes, surely they've got the odd chainsaw locked up somewhere? The programme would take a different direction but imagine the fun? These things don't bleed but you can cut them up. Forget silly mysteries, forget making up shite as they go along. Just good all Night of the Living Dead and Res Evil type stuff.
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But it's already established that the monsters don't run, so just spend a month or two running like a cnut during the daylight hours, to build up stamina, then go out at night with a big feck of machete that Chinese woman has fashioned from old butter knives or something, and just do drive-by style head cutting off.
Yeah they just sleep during the day dint they? That's even easier. A kitchen knife would suffice.
They can torch them while they are sleeping in the caves.The more you think about it, the worse it gets plot wise.
Would that work? So far only tainted blood has made the difference.
Unless they don't burn for some reason I can't see why not.
Bullets don't seem to have any effect, they can be cut but that doesn't seem to work. I'd imagine they wouldn't just let themselves get burnt, even if they are sleeping they can wake up.
How did they open that monster bloke up then? Let's be honest, it's silly.
I meant cutting them to death, the monster had it's throat slit and didn't flinch. It was only when Boyd put his cut hand On it that he died.
I wouldn't be surprised if they could have their skin burned off and be fine. They are monsters and we're suppose to suspend our disbelief
Good luck cutting up one before it morphs into a beast ravages you.
This is not the silliest part of the series. A bigger pothole would be the lack of working together and keeping secrets.
Mate, I'd chainsaw the feckers during daytime before letting off an explosive to blow the nasties up. It's my go to method.
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Nasties!
It was so subtle I must have missed it. Do you recall the reference?Also, loved the little subtle reference to Lost and its ending, at the start of the season
Unfortunately, I can't remember anymore but I think it was something about purgatory?
That finale was great.
I know it’s not actually great but what a great show.
I know it’s not actually great but what a great show.
Just finished it. I don't mind it, it's like Lost in a way and my wife and I find this a good middle ground between what she likes and what I like.
The acting is so hit and miss. So many plot holes and crazy how they don't have a town hall meeting every morning but I don't think too hard about it.
I generally like Boyd's acting but at times, he becomes too silly, like Nic Cage from Wicker Man. Loved it when he went to the church and said "God... I'm a dumb feck!"
I also like Jade, who seems to be the only character trying to find a way out. Donna is decent too.
Finally, happy with Kenny development. Used to be a little **** but when the opportunity to be an actual **** comes up, he grows a backbone
Jim reminds me too much of Giggsy, I can't take him seriously
Looking forward to season 3.
The acting is so hit and miss. So many plot holes and crazy how they don't have a town hall meeting every morning but I don't think too hard about it.
I generally like Boyd's acting but at times, he becomes too silly, like Nic Cage from Wicker Man. Loved it when he went to the church and said "God... I'm a dumb feck!"
I also like Jade, who seems to be the only character trying to find a way out. Donna is decent too.
Finally, happy with Kenny development. Used to be a little **** but when the opportunity to be an actual **** comes up, he grows a backbone
Jim reminds me too much of Giggsy, I can't take him seriously
Looking forward to season 3.
it was interesting at first... but it's already declined to the point where I don't really care about what's waiting for me in the third season. they can all die as far as I'm concerned. I already forgot their names anyway. majority of them don't have any kind of purpose and the show doesn't even kill them off in fun way so you have whole town of characters you couldn't care less about. the wedding, all that screaming in the end... just what the feck?
I wouldn't mind another Lost, but you need to have actual characters and actors for that to work. this is your typical 10 episodes per season format and I feel even that is too much.
I wouldn't mind another Lost, but you need to have actual characters and actors for that to work. this is your typical 10 episodes per season format and I feel even that is too much.
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I thought it was decent but had a lot of typical brain dead moments. I’ll watch another series but of it for sure but I don’t think it’ll be overly memorable
Just finished the season after forgetting about the show for a while and what a weird ending.
I was thinking along the lines of Boyd being in a coma in real life and this is all a dream similar to life after mars but then got into Randall's idea that it's all an experiment with some people being part of it.
Of course he then went back to his normal nuts self and tied Donna to a tree but then again not sure i can blame him for that.
I was thinking along the lines of Boyd being in a coma in real life and this is all a dream similar to life after mars but then got into Randall's idea that it's all an experiment with some people being part of it.
Of course he then went back to his normal nuts self and tied Donna to a tree but then again not sure i can blame him for that.