Really wouldn't be surprised if that's the case... holding a boom box above their head whilst serenading him with charming music. Maybe a few roses on the floor too, or they might be doing it at night with candles too
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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Nobody has done more for this lads career than ETH. That will stand for something
Yeah, so no facts and evidence.
@Berbaclass runs him close
You were so close but you rang the bell. I’m afraid you don’t have what it takes to reach muppetdom. Try again next year
This saga can be summed up by this song:
Stolem from the Athletic podcast
Stolem from the Athletic podcast
Not back to this again. ETH literally shot that theory down
So guys, how many will ring the bell today? How many muppets are going to fall at the last hurdle? How many will fail to reach enlightenment and drop out?
We shall see...
We shall see...
Maybe 3 ) the player is toying his former manager the whole summer
4) Ten Hag is fully convinced he can convinve Frenkie, even though he seems initially reluctant..
Nah, can't see that to be fair. Usually players use United to get a new contract. De Jong doesn't want a new contract as he'd need to take a pay cut. If he's staying, he's staying on his current contract which is a middle finger in Barcas face hahaMaybe 3 ) the player is toying his former manager the whole summer
There's really nothing stopping de Jong saying "I'm not leaving Barca at all, I'll either work on acceptable terms with the club in an effort to help out or I'll stay on my current contract. Either way I'm staying, no questions asked"
But no, he's not said anything like that, probably because he knows his time is up there and he's just working on getting as much money as possible that he's owed
Maybe 3 ) the player is toying his former manager the whole summer
True, add that in.
c) Frenkie’s a fecking weirdo with zero respect and no empathy for his ex manager, despite how much of a “great relationship” they allegedly have.
Hahah Ive mentioned before that I feel some threads deserve an FAQ
Nar, that’s still b). A fecking stalker weirdo.
Like the guy convinced the ex who keeps saying feck off actually really wants it.
Yeah or pinned posts so we don't have to keep repeating stuff over and over haha. Then again people probably wouldn't read them anyway
In honour of @Berbaclass and @Brownie85
Eshanul: Berbaclass, please, let's both of us stop trying to justify this whole thing and admit he's not coming. Walk away!
Berbaclass : Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how many posts I make an hour here? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop posting in this thread? A thread big enough that it could be listed on the first page of Google goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not just a muppet, Ehsanul. I am the Master Muppet. A guy opens this thread, reads a few posts and goes about his day and you think that of me? No. I am the one who posts!
Yeah, we knew that is the reason they want him gone.
The point is he wants to stay and Barca cannot do anything about that.
Bro, relax, my post is just for satirizing with opposites
I know... I was going to put at the bottom I know its Sarcasm though in white text... forgot though
Followed this thread and witnessed the birth of 2 muppets the caf has never seen the likes of.
hats off to @Berbaclass @Brownie85 ..
Now, I don't even care if De Jong comes or not, I am just following this thread for the muppetary alone.
hats off to @Berbaclass @Brownie85 ..
Now, I don't even care if De Jong comes or not, I am just following this thread for the muppetary alone.
That’s actually brilliant. Yours?
Yeah, because they're world class at thatWe have two ball-winners in McT and Fred and you think we need to prioritize getting another one?
Yes, we need a DM the most, a Kante kind of player who goes the full distance and is positionally and technically capable of winning and holding a ball and building a connection to the attacking midfield.
If you think the answer to that is Fred, you must have missed a lot of our games last season....
Bareception.The muppetry is strong in this thread. Confidence i hope is high. A few have rang the bell but most stay strong.
De Jong is coming my fellow muppets, not long now, believe
Big day today?
Frenkie serenading Laporte
The minute you walked in the joint
I could see you were a man of distinction
A real big spender
Good lookin' so refined
Say, wouldn't you like to know what's goin' on in my mind?
So let me get right to the point
I don't pop my cork for every club I see
Hey big spender,
Spend a little cash on ME
The minute you walked in the joint
I could see you were a man of distinction
A real big spender
Good lookin' so refined
Say, wouldn't you like to know what's goin' on in my mind?
So let me get right to the point
I don't pop my cork for every club I see
Hey big spender,
Spend a little cash on ME
TFI Friday!
You suggested they are activating levers to keep him. They don’t want him. They can’t keep his wage.
He either reduces his contract (he won’t) or the club pays him (they might with the extra money) and he leaves.
Don’t be ridiculous ! Agbonlahor was never mediocre!
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