Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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I want to post a rebuttal to this point but am wary of being accused of toxic positivity
Can someone put together a chart of the all time greatest United transfer sagas? If FDJ hasn't taken the top prize by now I'd like to know which one reigns supreme.
Every time I see "levers" now I picture one of those old fashioned toilet ones, and Laporta just endlessly flushing mountains of shite down it. It'll work in the short term but eventually the drain gets blocked and the entire floor is going to be soaking.
I'm on the pan right now, is what I'm trying to say.
I'm on the pan right now, is what I'm trying to say.
He clearly hates Manchester though. It's factual.I want to post a rebuttal to this point but am wary of being accused of toxic positivity
Rainchester*
Hes flushing hit pieces to any news sources that will print them, on the players he wants out, that's for sure
Exactly. He'd probably rather retire than come here.
Our 6 man random panic buy on deadline day during the covid pandemic was a belter
Sneijder and Vidal still remain supreme
Chilevision
Shakesey is a lightweight.
OK, be honest, it was you who edited De Jong's wikipedia page, wasn't it???
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenkie_de_Jong
Just white noise this. So many journalists tweeting about FdJ to United without actually saying anything at all. Purely for the likes and retweets.
Zouma, is that you?
Chilevision
Exactly, you know when a transfer saga has made it when it leaves that kind of legacy
No, but it's clearly true as Wikipedia is never wrong.
Shakesey in the mud
The Vidal saga was absolutely wonderfully ridiculous. Based on so little reality but a true muppet ride ending in absolute misery
I mean you can post whatever you want. That's the point of a forum anyways.I want to post a rebuttal to this point but am wary of being accused of toxic positivity
I'm picturing Laporta furiously pulling levers like Jim Carrey when he's driving the rhino in Ace Ventura 2.
The proverbial fan is bound to fail soon too.
Yes Sneijder was the best one, as others have said it was right before Twitter took over gossip.
Hazard is up there though. He literally announced his decision on Twitter, it was insane. We all watched his last Lille game, his kid came on in light blue and we were convinced he was off to shitty. Indykaila made his name on it too.
Hazard is up there though. He literally announced his decision on Twitter, it was insane. We all watched his last Lille game, his kid came on in light blue and we were convinced he was off to shitty. Indykaila made his name on it too.
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Not quite
Hazard with the body language analysis was also great. Not sure Lille ever had as many viewers as for his last gameExactly, you know when a transfer saga has made it when it leaves that kind of legacy
The same sources have repeatedly claimed that FdJ doesn't want to leave. If you want to be selective about transfer news so be my guest.
Aw, thanks buddy!
He doesn't want to leave. I heard he's chained himself to Busquets
Yeah, this applies to you
You'll be back.
Well you can't post anything you want. That's trueYeah, this applies to you
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What was it 6/10 he joins us?Griezmann probably deserves an honoury mention as well
La Decision
Been a tough day today, looking forward to tomorrow's swing in story when he hates Barca again and United is his only wish, before Fridays bad news he is staying again.
Right, I'm away to the Lisandro Martínez thread to tell everyone I think we are signing him to play dm.
Right, I'm away to the Lisandro Martínez thread to tell everyone I think we are signing him to play dm.
Can Shlong play CM?
See you in the Eriksen thread to tell you he won't be playing as a 10
Cold, wet, no hot women, and no levers.
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