Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

[sepulturite]

Yeah, and we never learn
I mean it's not just that he has unresolved issues with Barca. We aren't sure if he wants to come to United (and it is strongly hinted that he doesn't)

I can't believe there's still some of you on here beating this drum

 

[glazed]

You have to ask yourself how does this end?
.....
7. Barca pays him off - maybe with some face saving staggering - and he joins us. I still think this is the most likely option. 8/10

Upgrading this to 9.5/10

 

[Berbaclass]

I like the one that called us a depressing lot

Some of us

 

[Berbasbullet]

What? Please link to the quote.

They just saw a tweet by someone saying ETH is impatient and now it's gospel.

 

[Brownie85]

What a shitshow of a tweet.

Have we reached a second level of hot yet? Hot hot hot hot?

 

[Joeycha88]

Thinking this gets wrapped up this week. Then we can finally focus on other moves

 

[DevilRed]

So I went super muppet and google mapped the cafe they were at.

Its literally 7 minutes away from the Nou Camp.

https://goo.gl/maps/aeqxwhrBxcsyPAsSA

 

[sewey89]

So I went super muppet and google mapped the cafe they were at.

Its literally 7 minutes away from the Nou Camp.

https://goo.gl/maps/aeqxwhrBxcsyPAsSA

Fantastic work my friend

 

[Red the Bear]

Ander Herrera deadline day of Moyes summer window. Ended up being randoms nobody knew when we thought they were united intermediaries

Thank you, should have been a fun few days

 

[Terry Chango]

So I went super muppet and google map the cafe they were at.

Its literally 7 minutes away from the Nou Camp.

https://goo.gl/maps/aeqxwhrBxcsyPAsSA

Go on DevilRed you muppet

 

[christinaa]

They just saw a tweet by someone saying ETH is impatient and now it's gospel.

And suddenly things started moving quickly.

 

[Berbasbullet]

And suddenly things started moving quickly.

 

[pratyush_utd]

 

[lefty_jakobz]

JM and RA are NOT having a starter and going straight to mains

 

[scream]

So I went super muppet and google mapped the cafe they were at.

Its literally 7 minutes away from the Nou Camp.

https://goo.gl/maps/aeqxwhrBxcsyPAsSA

Good work!

 

[TheReligion]

So I went super muppet and google mapped the cafe they were at.

Its literally 7 minutes away from the Nou Camp.

https://goo.gl/maps/aeqxwhrBxcsyPAsSA

One of the reviews says the place has good vibes.

It’s on.

 

[Terry Chango]

buzzing for this one to get over the line

 

[Aeryis]

Eriksen and De Jong

One more signing after Eriksen and De jong and I'm happy. One for the box to box position.

 

[Trex]

Barca take off for the US on the 16th so big week!!

 

[Terry Chango]

not this again…my palms are getting sweaty

 

[Grande]

So I went super muppet and google mapped the cafe they were at.

Its literally 7 minutes away from the Nou Camp.

https://goo.gl/maps/aeqxwhrBxcsyPAsSA

They’ll be full booked for weeks now.

JM and RA are NOT having a starter and going straight to mains

Is this a good or bad sign?

One of the reviews says the place has good vibes.

It’s on.

O noes.

 

[TheReligion]

Barca take off for the US on the 16th so big week!!

You think the flight is taking off with De Jong when Arnold and Murtough are in town?

There’s been much talk of hijackings this window but in this instance shit got real..

 

[Brownie85]

Big news but he has to be sure... he can feel his bowels moving but he's not sure if it's a fart or a full on number 2. He'll get that info too us

 

[Berbaclass]

Big news but he has to be sure... he can feel his bowels moving but he's not sure if it's a fart or a full on number 2. He'll get that info too us

God bless Romero

 

[Brownie85]

God bless Romero

He's still not sure, he thinks it might be a number two but he's not ready to break the news yet

 

[golden_blunder]

Can't believe they flew all the way to Barca when it's so clear that FDJ doesn't want to come here. I'm actually embarrassed for them.

@christinaa

 

[Reapersoul20]

/r/barca saying they need to get Bernardo Silva as a replacement. That makes no sense to me whatsoever. Why would City sell? Why would Bernardo go? How in the blue feck could Barca possibly support him?

 

[Judas]

Hasn't been any good news in about 20 minutes or so, bit worried. Time to jump ship, swim away.

 

[TheReligion]

Hasn't been any good news in about 20 minutes or so, bit worried. Time to jump ship, swim away.

Embarrassing. Joke of a club.

 

[christinaa]

 

[golden_blunder]

I think my wife is pregnant but we need to piss on the test first

 

[Keefy18]

Kounde, Raphinha, Lewandowski, Alonso, Azpi, Silva/Neves is over 200m.

Transfers aren't all paid up front.

They are paid annually in installments. When they say they have €200m its factored over a number of years.

 

[Berbasbullet]

3 minutes since the last post, time to walk away.

 

[AlexUTD]

Deja-Vu.

Didint he say this 2-3 weeks ago also?

 

[GDaly95]

Is Romero on twitch getting ready to break some news in the same way he did for Raphinha?

 

[ayushreddevil9]

Hopefully this gets sorted soon so that I can get a shiny new toy on Fifa 22.

 

[Judas]

Deja-Vu.

Didint he say this 2-3 weeks ago also?

The obvious difference being the bloke who literally signs off our deals is currently in Barcelona.

 

[devil99]

Transfers aren't all paid up front.

They are paid annually in installments. When they say they have €200m its factored over a number of years.

But you have to pay installments from previous years too right?

 

[lefty_jakobz]

They’ll be full booked for weeks now.

Is this a good or bad sign?

O noes.

Good sign.

Get dinner out the way and straight on to the FdJ deal.

Get it signed means extra dessert for everyone

 

[Livewire1974]

So I went super muppet and google mapped the cafe they were at.

Its literally 7 minutes away from the Nou Camp.

https://goo.gl/maps/aeqxwhrBxcsyPAsSA

That's weapons grade muppetry, impressive.