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Frenkie to United?


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Frenkie is worth a 100million if you ask him, the fact that we can get him for cheaper with Barcelona's situation and them having adequate alternatives in Gavi/Busquets in his current role, is just a big bonus.
 
Oh I don't believe me. He's an embarrassment.

It should be shocking he has become so popular but then when you think about it its not really. There's a lot of Mark Goldbridges in this fanbase sadly.

He plays FIFA now doesn't he for views? He's nearly 40 and filing himself playing FIFA for 14 year olds. Needs grow up.
What the feck is wrong there? 40 year can't play fifa ? Looks like you are the one to grow up here !
 
Oh I don't believe me. He's an embarrassment.

It should be shocking he has become so popular but then when you think about it its not really. There's a lot of Mark Goldbridges in this fanbase sadly.

He plays FIFA now doesn't he for views? He's nearly 40 and filing himself playing FIFA for 14 year olds. Needs grow up.

EA SPORTS gaming for £££ awards says what?
 
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We never wanted to pay the agent fees for Hazard. Pedro ? Seriously?

At this rate , you can mention all the scouted players who ended up on other clubs. Mane, Kroos, Modric,Bale, Benzema, Fabinho, VVD, Kante etc.
 
We never wanted to pay the agent fees for Hazard. Pedro ? Seriously?

At this rate , you can mention all the scouted players who ended up on other clubs. Mane, Kroos, Modric,Bale, Benzema, Fabinho, VVD, Kante etc.
Tbh you asked for one. You've got a few, so stop changing the coal posts.

We chased Pedro for ages, he then signed with Chelsea after being linked with them for about two days
 
Oh I don't believe me. He's an embarrassment.

It should be shocking he has become so popular but then when you think about it its not really. There's a lot of Mark Goldbridges in this fanbase sadly.

He plays FIFA now doesn't he for views? He's nearly 40 and filing himself playing FIFA for 14 year olds. Needs grow up.
You need to grow up. I'm pretty much the same age because after 34 you might as well stop counting, and I play video games. Should I grow up? I don't work long hours at the business factory, literally ripping my remaining hair out because computer not worky worky, dealing with team members coming to me in tears because Mr Feckface - Director of Fecking Shit Up and External Comms - is fecking their shit up, only to come home to a house full of kids who need me to do everything except wipe their arses and sit watching some crap film about a dumb fish who lost his dad. Boo fecking hoo, feck that shit.

Once they've been herded one by one for their baths or showers and had their school clothes washed and pressed, finally going to sleep after spending the hours of 5:30-9:00 making more noise than Cina's mum during the last spin cycle of a 1600rpm cotton wash, I'm not going to sit and do something boring as shit like read an Avon brochure or find out how many capybaras are left in the wild. I'm pretending to be a fecking Thargoid destroying motherfecking Space Pirate, or building a dynasty made up entirely of inbred monks in CK3 before I invade France (because FECK. THEM.) or flying a tank through a helicopter just in time for Battlefield to lose its shitty connection again.
 
Anyone else feel like the same "updates/reports" are being repeated in this so far? How many times does it need to be said that Barca are leaning towards selling or that FDJ doesn't want to leave but will accept the decision if Barca want to sell? We've been hearing the same things over and over again.
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Fred isn't a DM. We have been mis-using him in all his years here. He needs to play further upfield and use his work ethic and enterprise for pressing further upfield. I think he was sacrificed to accommodate Pogba and this vacuum there.
Of course he’s not. I’ve said this repeatedly throughout the Caf and also earlier in this thread.
 
Oh I don't believe me. He's an embarrassment.

It should be shocking he has become so popular but then when you think about it its not really. There's a lot of Mark Goldbridges in this fanbase sadly.

He plays FIFA now doesn't he for views? He's nearly 40 and filing himself playing FIFA for 14 year olds. Needs grow up.

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I kind of feel getting De Jong would cover some of the DM needs. I dont think anyone thinks Fred is the ideal partner, its more of a make do for one more season situation with him having some complimentary abilities, possibly. Rumours of bringing in Timber and maybe shaw tucking into midfield a bit or our other center backs being quite good on the ball might help fill out some of the gaps between Fred and De Jongs ideal midfield partner.
2nd Midfielder would just be a lower priority than bringing in another forward for me. We seem quite keen to bring in at least one defender too and that seems sensible to me even if its not immediately necessary. I just think we need a few new faces spread around the team and the defence struggled badly last season.
Another midfielder would probably be next up for me and i think we need 4 or 5 signings this summer ideally, so should be looked at.
If I’m not mistaken, we allowed the most goals in our PL history. For me, that is priority no.1, and some of that is the midfield. FDJ would help playing out of the back, more possession, even positioning-wise he would help. Pairing him with a, say Brozovic, another defensively minded distributor would be ideal.

Another option would be to go to a back 3, allowing one CB to step between the lines to challenge, and if you do that, you can play more of an 8 with FDJ.
 
You need to grow up. I'm pretty much the same age because after 34 you might as well stop counting, and I play video games. Should I grow up? I don't work long hours at the business factory, literally ripping my remaining hair out because computer not worky worky, dealing with team members coming to me in tears because Mr Feckface - Director of Fecking Shit Up and External Comms - is fecking their shit up, only to come home to a house full of kids who need me to do everything except wipe their arses and sit watching some crap film about a dumb fish who lost his dad. Boo fecking hoo, feck that shit.

Once they've been herded one by one for their baths or showers and had their school clothes washed and pressed, finally going to sleep after spending the hours of 5:30-9:00 making more noise than Cina's mum during the last spin cycle of a 1600rpm cotton wash, I'm not going to sit and do something boring as shit like read an Avon brochure or find out how many capybaras are left in the wild. I'm pretending to be a fecking Thargoid destroying motherfecking Space Pirate, or building a dynasty made up entirely of inbred monks in CK3 before I invade France (because FECK. THEM.) or flying a tank through a helicopter just in time for Battlefield to lose its shitty connection again.

Best post ever.
 
Tbh you asked for one. You've got a few, so stop changing the coal posts.

We chased Pedro for ages, he then signed with Chelsea after being linked with them for about two days
Changing the goal posts. :lol: stick with what you know mate !!
 
The whole DM over all other needs is the perspective of last summer where we were top heavy without an adequate DM to bring thing together under Ole's style.

Now we're barebone at CF position as well as losing the creativity Pogba once offered. ETH came in with different approach (else he would go beg Pogba to stay and pay whatever wage Pogba would demand). Of course we don't need the DM of the same profile as last season. FdJ is a no 6, but in a different/ unique profile that doesn't require an destroyer, defensive babysitter or whatever else people think DM is.

Yes. The other midfielder option like Fred, VdB, especially McTominay needs to be upgraded. This whole DM parroting while ignoring context is similar to how after missing on Essien in 2005, and signed Carrick the following season, people couldn't stop comparing Carrick "short coming" to Roy Keane all season, without seeing the needed change in the approach, back then.

FdJ is a top no.6 when being played correctly.
FDJ is a deep lying playmaker, similar to Jorginho or Pirlo. The other two CMs do the ball winning and pressure high up the pitch when necessary. Fred could do this job (he does it for Brazil) and probably McTominay too. But then you are leaving out Bruno and playing a 4-3-3. In a 4-2-3-1, you need more of a DM to pair with FDJ IMHO.
 
Will this guy be worth 70m? That’s the question. That’s more then halve our budget on 1 player and we need about 4/5 players. Why can we never find the quality cheaper players. Do we even have scouts? If so they need sacking.
 


Looks like we are back to our shithouse dealings.We are trying to drive the price down when we know others clubs can swoop for FDJ anytime.
 
Will this guy be worth 70m? That’s the question. That’s more then halve our budget on 1 player and we need about 4/5 players. Why can we never find the quality cheaper players. Do we even have scouts? If so they need sacking.
I think it's fairly safe to say that we don't have scouts, not up to the standards at least. Thing with Frenkie is that he is obviously a quality player, so I would personally spend that amount on him than get someone for let's say £10-15m cheaper but with much more risk, someone like Fred. That is a big chunk of our transfer budget but here is hope we can somehow shift some deadwood, also we will free up quite a bit of money from the players that have left on a free.
 


Looks like we are back to our shithouse dealings.We are trying to drive the price down when we know others clubs can swoop for FDJ anytime.

Looks like you believe a fake, shit journalist.
 
You need to grow up. I'm pretty much the same age because after 34 you might as well stop counting, and I play video games. Should I grow up? I don't work long hours at the business factory, literally ripping my remaining hair out because computer not worky worky, dealing with team members coming to me in tears because Mr Feckface - Director of Fecking Shit Up and External Comms - is fecking their shit up, only to come home to a house full of kids who need me to do everything except wipe their arses and sit watching some crap film about a dumb fish who lost his dad. Boo fecking hoo, feck that shit.

Once they've been herded one by one for their baths or showers and had their school clothes washed and pressed, finally going to sleep after spending the hours of 5:30-9:00 making more noise than Cina's mum during the last spin cycle of a 1600rpm cotton wash, I'm not going to sit and do something boring as shit like read an Avon brochure or find out how many capybaras are left in the wild. I'm pretending to be a fecking Thargoid destroying motherfecking Space Pirate, or building a dynasty made up entirely of inbred monks in CK3 before I invade France (because FECK. THEM.) or flying a tank through a helicopter just in time for Battlefield to lose its shitty connection again.

Post of the year. I particurlarly enjoyed the highlighted parts.
 
I came here for some hope after the disappointment in the Nunez thread only to find this thread even more miserable.
 
Out of line, has connections within the club and was spot on last summer with our transfers. His beyond on the pitch podcast is good, proper united fan.
No he doesn't. He chats mostly shit.
 
You need to grow up. I'm pretty much the same age because after 34 you might as well stop counting, and I play video games. Should I grow up? I don't work long hours at the business factory, literally ripping my remaining hair out because computer not worky worky, dealing with team members coming to me in tears because Mr Feckface - Director of Fecking Shit Up and External Comms - is fecking their shit up, only to come home to a house full of kids who need me to do everything except wipe their arses and sit watching some crap film about a dumb fish who lost his dad. Boo fecking hoo, feck that shit.

Once they've been herded one by one for their baths or showers and had their school clothes washed and pressed, finally going to sleep after spending the hours of 5:30-9:00 making more noise than Cina's mum during the last spin cycle of a 1600rpm cotton wash, I'm not going to sit and do something boring as shit like read an Avon brochure or find out how many capybaras are left in the wild. I'm pretending to be a fecking Thargoid destroying motherfecking Space Pirate, or building a dynasty made up entirely of inbred monks in CK3 before I invade France (because FECK. THEM.) or flying a tank through a helicopter just in time for Battlefield to lose its shitty connection again.
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Looks like we are back to our shithouse dealings.We are trying to drive the price down when we know others clubs can swoop for FDJ anytime.

To be fair, he's literally just describing negotiations. I'm pleased we haven't done the Woodward special - asking price £60m so we offer £60m and then get upsold another £10m in add ons. Let's see how it plays out.
 
You need to grow up. I'm pretty much the same age because after 34 you might as well stop counting, and I play video games. Should I grow up? I don't work long hours at the business factory, literally ripping my remaining hair out because computer not worky worky, dealing with team members coming to me in tears because Mr Feckface - Director of Fecking Shit Up and External Comms - is fecking their shit up, only to come home to a house full of kids who need me to do everything except wipe their arses and sit watching some crap film about a dumb fish who lost his dad. Boo fecking hoo, feck that shit.

Once they've been herded one by one for their baths or showers and had their school clothes washed and pressed, finally going to sleep after spending the hours of 5:30-9:00 making more noise than Cina's mum during the last spin cycle of a 1600rpm cotton wash, I'm not going to sit and do something boring as shit like read an Avon brochure or find out how many capybaras are left in the wild. I'm pretending to be a fecking Thargoid destroying motherfecking Space Pirate, or building a dynasty made up entirely of inbred monks in CK3 before I invade France (because FECK. THEM.) or flying a tank through a helicopter just in time for Battlefield to lose its shitty connection again.
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Oh I don't believe me. He's an embarrassment.

It should be shocking he has become so popular but then when you think about it its not really. There's a lot of Mark Goldbridges in this fanbase sadly.

He plays FIFA now doesn't he for views? He's nearly 40 and filing himself playing FIFA for 14 year olds. Needs grow up.

He's making bank from playing FIFA. What's he meant to do, stop playing games, knit a cardigan, and get a grown up job at an office? :lol:

I like him sometimes, and other times not so much, but I'd never begrudge someone the privilege of getting paid to play freakin' video games. Are you insane?!
 
You need to grow up. I'm pretty much the same age because after 34 you might as well stop counting, and I play video games. Should I grow up? I don't work long hours at the business factory, literally ripping my remaining hair out because computer not worky worky, dealing with team members coming to me in tears because Mr Feckface - Director of Fecking Shit Up and External Comms - is fecking their shit up, only to come home to a house full of kids who need me to do everything except wipe their arses and sit watching some crap film about a dumb fish who lost his dad. Boo fecking hoo, feck that shit.

Once they've been herded one by one for their baths or showers and had their school clothes washed and pressed, finally going to sleep after spending the hours of 5:30-9:00 making more noise than Cina's mum during the last spin cycle of a 1600rpm cotton wash, I'm not going to sit and do something boring as shit like read an Avon brochure or find out how many capybaras are left in the wild. I'm pretending to be a fecking Thargoid destroying motherfecking Space Pirate, or building a dynasty made up entirely of inbred monks in CK3 before I invade France (because FECK. THEM.) or flying a tank through a helicopter just in time for Battlefield to lose its shitty connection again.
Take that back! :(
 
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