Even muppets don't want to hear from this guy, which tells you everything.
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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It's twitch and a lot of what he talks about can be taken out of context. To some extent it's a bit like Molina and his lives, they respond to questions and can talk about things that aren't actual news.
Any updates on Chilevision?
Why would the best thread ever be locked? It generates a lot of views. And January is not far away! Yes, he is ours, just a matter of time.
What? You don’t?does this guy actually have people who believe him?
Thread ban for the man! How dare he question Ruby!
Frenkie, even if you can't bear the thought of ever playing for Manchester United Football Club could you at least hold up the shirt for us just once?
does this guy actually have people who believe him?
Question Ruby again and you'll get the banhammer before you reach 100 posts.
He's still at Barca, and still on massive money. And will probably find himself starting a lot more regularly once the window has shut and the CL starts up.
Frenkie got everything he wanted. He's happy to be cucked by Xavi so long as he can collect his money and live in a city his fiancee is happy with.
The man made his twitter banner in MS Paint and uses breaking bad GIFs / basic typos what's not to believe!
Funny thing is, if by some miracle he does sign at 10:59pm - he’ll be seen as some god tier ITK
What happened:
Man Utd: Barca we offer you 75m Euros deal?
Barca: Deal!
Man Utd: Frenkie want to come?
Frenkie: Nah
Journalists for the next 2 months "Something HOT is happening, CHELSEA INTERESTED, FDJ ON THE BENCH TODAY. Frenkie has NEVER been closer to a Barca exit, MAN UTD STILL BELIEVE they can do a deal"
Still waiting for a double update from David Kent and Sherminator; then i'll relax a little.
The real question is, can we make it to 2000 pages before the end of deadline day
5 hours left... hold your nerve!
does this guy actually have people who believe him?
We're putting the finishing touches on his statue outside of Old Trafford right now, as we speak.
Is there a problem here?
It is hilarious how Romero and Sport were public enemies at the start when they told everyone the obvious - that Frenkie had no desire at all to come to United. But they're still spawning 4 pages of discussion for every bullshit tweet 3 months later.
Chelsea have not been interested in Frenkie this window. Never put a bid in for him after they realised what was obvious to everyone else who isn't John Murtough. But still about 30% of all the discussion in this thread is panic about phantom Chelsea bids.
Oh behave
the last Bernardo Silva offer. Maybe if they get him in we will see some FDJ out rumors fly.
Mick Ruby Murray is head of ‘fotty’ sports management according to his bio…erm maybe he meant to write fatty instead…
Also..
Mellisa Reddy’s legs…hubba hubba, may have to visit the bathroom
Also..
Mellisa Reddy’s legs…hubba hubba, may have to visit the bathroom
C'mon, dude! We are putting together a ragtag team of misfits, with a plan to get to 2000 pages that's crazy... so crazy it just might work! We're in Fergie time now.
*piano starts playing*
Muppets waitin'
Up and down the lonely caf
Their shadows searchin' on twitter
Transfers, people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin', somewhere in the night
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Transfers, people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on
Transfers, people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlights, people
Muppets waitin'
Up and down the lonely caf
Their shadows searchin' on twitter
Transfers, people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin', somewhere in the night
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Transfers, people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on
Transfers, people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlights, people
Absolutely nobody because this feckwit just makes things up to keep his views/hits coming.
He's not wrong.
Choo choooo
All quiet. Nothing on Mumsnet either.
Its on
All options must be considered.
Damn it.
If Bernardo makes the move that'll give me ample confidence that we're still pushing for a late move.
He’s very wrong
Still interested to see what FdJ's actual deal will be with Barcelona, seeing as how he's supposed to be on massive wages this year, not forgetting the 17 million they owe him. Is he really going to accept a 50% wage cut and kiss goodbye that money? And is he really going to settle for being a bit player? I guess so, just interested in the post mortem of this whole saga.
Is he reliable?
Alright, checking in for the final hours of this epic saga/shitfest
Has anyone asked Meghan Markle what's really going on? She seems to have reality by the short n curlys.
I reckon if we're losing at half time today we're gonna have to announce him
He's not taking a wage cut. Barca are obligated to pay him what's in the contract and that includes paying some of that 17m in deferred wages. So next summer he'll be a whole lot richer and Barca will owe him less.
I think it’s time for Murtough to finally pull a financial lever
Does that expression even mean anything at all to generation "smooth"? It references pubes, right?
Frenkie's thinking must be that he's willing to be a bit player for this season and this season only. His status on the Dutch NT is not in jeopardy. But going into next season if Xavi keeps him on bit player status I have to believe that Frenkie will want the feck out of the Camp Nou.
With that, I suggest we keep this thread alive until next summer. We could easily hit 5000 pages by this time next year!
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