It has to be in Dutch, it's the international language of love and sexiness as we all know.Has anyone written a erotica about frenkie and Eric yet?
Frenkie goes to shagtown?
It's only June 6th, get ready...This is turning out to be quite tiresome.
It's only June 6th, get ready...
In all seriousness... How often does it ever progress to actual signing the player after this sort of talk for so long? Feels rare.
Wasn't there a report last week we were negotiating for the price? Probably haven't hammered out the exact number yet, because that meeting regarding their finances didn't happen till Friday I think? Plus the last few years we've negotiated with the player before the team, so this isn't new for us to wait on a bid. I think by the end of the week we'll have a better idea of whether or not this transfer is happening. Also with nations league til the 14th he has more time to consider his optionsThen what are we waiting for.
This has to be the worst transfer saga of the last few years.
That's pure gub my friend. Unless it's your first few weeks of being a United fan.
We're a couple of weeks into the summer! This could go on 3 months and it still wouldn't get close to the actual worst sagas.
This has to be the worst transfer saga of the last few years.
Don’t we normally wait until near the end of the window?This is turning out to be quite tiresome.
That was Woody style negotiations. Wait till the last day and they will either sell lower or not at all.Don’t we normally wait until near the end of the window?
As the original transfer tweets muppet, you know better than all of us that we're waiting to finish the monitoring so that we can progress to the considering phase.
Only because posters are making it boring and miserable with there woe is us inferiorities and dull unfunny Di Maria ‘jokes’.It isn’t even a fun saga though. At least the past Sancho and Pogba threads had some decent laughs. This one is just boring and miserable.
Transfers are going to take even longer now that we have to factor in Ten Hag's 'seducing the player' phase. Unless he has some cunning plans like leaving a nice breakfast on their doorstep I can't see how our timelines are going to improve.
Mirror Sport - "Ten Hag has halted his desire to sign De Jong after finding the midfielder's stamina lacking."We already know that Ten Hag likes Italy. Like, really likes Italy. Maybe he'll sweep De Jong on a romantic getaway for a few weeks to Sicily before jetting back and finishing up the deal.
At least Ten Hag knows him well enough that we were able to skip the “running the rule” phase altogether.As the original transfer tweets muppet, you know better than all of us that we're waiting to finish the monitoring so that we can progress to the considering phase.
The chase for Sneijder has been going on for a decade or so now?That's pure gub my friend. Unless it's your first few weeks of being a United fan.
We're a couple of weeks into the summer! This could go on 3 months and it still wouldn't get close to the actual worst sagas.
United has to sign world class players and hot prospects, not just decent players.
FdJ is a no brainer, we can‘t get Tchouameni for example.
Pedri and Gavi are untouchable as they have talent to be future ballon dor. Realistically keeping them makes more sense as they are on low wages meaning they will suffer less financially in building their squad with Pedri and Gavi together than keeping FDJ in building their squad with FDJ who is on much high wages.
@bosnian_red @McTerminator I was poking fun at that exaggerated tweet who said that FDJ is "potentially key asset" for any team playing high level, when Barca even prefer their 17 y.o. player instead of him. I know about wages and such, but you don't sell your "key asset" easily. And part of the reason is Barca is pursuing 33 y.o. Lewa where his wage might be equal to FDJ.
The chase for Sneijder has been going on for a decade or so now?
(any day now, I’m confident he’ll see the light)
Once a player comes to United, he becomes an "asset" that we can only let go when their contract expire.
Although FDJ can totally become our real "key asset" though. I've never been this excited about potential signing for a long time. since Varane and Ronaldo.
Once a player comes to United, he becomes an "asset" that we can only let go when their contract expire.Fair enough, yeah the key asset label is a bizarre one.
Key assets are top class players who just make the team tick, like Maguire
Wait, will we still have time till August to finish up our preparing phase?As the original transfer tweets muppet, you know better than all of us that we're waiting to finish the monitoring so that we can progress to the considering phase.