I’m out of the loop here. Been out all day. What have I missed, and what the feck I does it have to do with my thong?
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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I’m out of the loop here. Been out all day. What have I missed, and what the feck I does it have to do with my thong?
He isn't coming, we are too much of a mess. Rightly so by the way.
Take care of him Chelsea.
Take care of him Chelsea.
Good job we waited for the season to start eh, not like we were going to get found out immediately.
Would be like kicking himself in the balls to come now
Don’t care, he won’t join but he might cost Murtourgh, Arnold and ETH their jobs, it’s now not bad enough to be seen as completely clueless on the pitch, we are now transferring complete incompetence in the board room, yes before we were just simply incompetent in the board room !
To save what little respect we have left, we should public announce that our pursuit of Frenkie has come to an end.
Surely some positive transfer news should be coming shortly after today's humiliation.
Gavi is not ready, they need Bernardo if they are going for it all this season
Some amazing hot takes in here. To be expected after the shit show on the pitch, I suppose
Probably doesn't matter now.
It's off.
Like something funny that rhymes with off.
Can't be fecked.
It's not. Bad form or results are temporary, muppetry transcends time
Love this thread... its on, its off, its on... we lose, its off and dead.
I will recover my muppetry senses. I need to wallow.
Yeah, nothings changed in terms of being on or off, just my anxiety around us missing out has gone through the roof.
I’m so confused
I think he's saying rather obtusely that Frenkie is going to Chelsea. But that's nonsense I tells ya.
No they didn't. I've literally told you what they meant. It was fairly straightforward to someone not emotionally invested. Read it again maybe.
I’m so confused
You know that meme from The Thick Of It "Oh, it's on...like Fat Pat's thong" ?
I thought of that and your user name popped into my head and you support Chelsea and the news coming out today suggesting FDJ was coming to Utd not Chelsea .
It seemed funny at the time...like a lot of my bits.
Ahhh the jokes that don't land. I've loads of them.
How to break this to you...
Do you hate yourself afterwards and reevaluate your whole life?
Bit indifferent in a way, I want us to get him, but if he doesn't who can blame him. If he does, he can't save us.
Is it bad when you’d rather not watch Utd play and rather sit in this thread dreaming of Frenkie?
Shave your head mohawk style while yelling in front of the mirror "are you talking to me"
Film yourself and send him a video by PM.
Or sit back and read everything again.
Saying that the result today doesn't matter isn't exactly fair. We have been awful for a while, a manager he knows to be good is in charge but still this team look absolutely rotten.
If you're a player, any player, you have to think about why that is, and whether you might end up shitting your career down the toilet too. It's common sense. Join Chelsea where you'll be challenging for trophies all of your career, or United where you might get relegated.
If you're a player, any player, you have to think about why that is, and whether you might end up shitting your career down the toilet too. It's common sense. Join Chelsea where you'll be challenging for trophies all of your career, or United where you might get relegated.
United are going to have to simply offer so much that it forces Barca to sell and De Jong to accept
This horrendous start and then not signing their #1 target would make them all look like idiots
Add £10m onto the fee so Barca don’t accept any other bids for him and then offer De Jong wages on par with Ronaldo
United just have to sign him now. It’s unthinkable not to
This horrendous start and then not signing their #1 target would make them all look like idiots
Add £10m onto the fee so Barca don’t accept any other bids for him and then offer De Jong wages on par with Ronaldo
United just have to sign him now. It’s unthinkable not to
he’d be an absolute waste on us. it’d be like giving the elephant man a massive penis.
Ha ha ha I'm 44 now so I'm getting better at the old self-loathing. That's now reserved for making a fool of myself in front of people I fancy.
Who fecking cares.. Don't care if we sign him now. We are so shit.
We need a few new signings
One bloke will come and fail and we'd be thinking of moving him on. A few good men. All at once.
I'd like to think we're going to spend north of £100m this week and he's the start of the purge
If I was de Jong I wouldn't come here unless I had iron clad guarantees of multiple reinforcements of a significant quality in midfield, defense and a seriously top notch forward.
We just lost 4-0 to fecking Brentford...
We just lost 4-0 to fecking Brentford...
revolution, not evolution.
correction, we were lucky to only lose 4-0 to fecking brentford.
People saying todays result means it’s off, I think it’s the opposite. We’ll throw absolutely everything at him this week to try and get it done, especially ahead of planned Liverpool protests
Barcelona should be 2-0 down tonight, they've been bad. Surprised it's still 0-0
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