maybe the breakfast buffet at the Barcelona Hilton is too good for the comedy duo to pass up...
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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Yeah so have I. What’s the point? Pass the sawdust.
Maybe... maybe they're over there right now enjoying some all you can eat paella with Laporta. We all know that guy loves his meals and the sorts.
The Athletic were pretty specific...
"Manchester United reach €85m agreement with Barcelona to sign Frenkie de Jong. Manchester United have agreed to pay Barcelona a guaranteed fee of €75million (£63million, $75million) for Frenkie de Jong, The Athletic understands. It is understood United could also pay add-ons worth €10million" (source)
What do you mean? I answered the part that I wanted to answer.
But there you go: I'm younger than de Jong and still grew up watching United dominate English football and be one of the best and biggest clubs in the world. Under no circumstances would anyone born in the 1990s think that Chelsea are a more prestigious club to join than we are. Looking at the last 10 years, they have been more successful but they are still miles off of being a guaranteed challenger for the PL and CL every season like currently City and Pool are.
He can either join a top 3 biggest club in the world and his former manager, be a part of the United team that returns to the top after 10 years of misery post-SAF and win everything here, or he can go to Chelsea...Well, London is great and they were better than us last season, but still would be a pretty uninspiring move. Chelsea might've won the CL recently but even sporting wise they aren't that much of a better choice than us..and we're at our absolute worst in the last what, 35-40 years? It's not something that we should be concerned about, anyways. We don't need players here that would rather choose Chelsea over us, so his decision in the end will clarify everything.
If you're not crying at least a bit, you're doing it wrong
Dembelé was considered a signing because his contract expired. Gavi won't be considered a signing but a contract extension.
Makes sense. We’ll go round a round a few more times yet.
So yesterday they weren’t able to register any new players and today they are able to sign Bernardo and keep de Jong. Alright then.
Depends where your sticking it I supposeNext you guys will tell me it's not supposed to hurt
Haha Barca are the gift that keeps on giving. They're just not bothered anymore are they?
They've entered the feck it phase of things.
Lads just stop like. Close this thread until there is final news. This is getting ridiculous.
Confirmed: Barca do not actually exist. The club, it’s finances, it’s board and players are a virtual reality construct.
I hope he signs for Chelsea and they flop or he can sign for us and be glorious!
Wrap it up everybody, El-Manos has spoken.
Next you guys will tell me it's not supposed to hurt
After the act, i usually sit on the corner of my queen size bed. Smoking and drinking alcohol to relieve the pain.
I don't understand why they bother posting. If it bothers them so much, why come to the thread to start with? They get paid for posting any old crap?
What are you on about? Does it involve water based gel?
Yep exactly what I was thinking.
Ridiculous left the building a few hundred pages ago. We are firmly in "a tale told by an idiot" territory now.
If they sign Bernardo Silva and then sign Marcos Alonso and don't sell anyone, I will be convinced that I don't understand a thing about football finances.
And what do you do after whens it with another person?!
Meanwhile Laporta is asking Barfa players for more wage reductions. Goatfecking of epic proportions.
feck this, it's like being constantly prodded in the eye by a drunk clown.2nd sept, xavi will complain that his squad is too bloated. 4 for every position isn't ideal! Said the Barcelona manager.
Interesting. This whole thread is becoming a showroom for how rubbish Barca and her propaganda machines are.
Haven't you heard? Lever 69 has been activated.
laporta is going to sell his body to the highest bidder.
And the sad fact is, most of the players will just accept it without question.
The whole club is just an immoral clusterfeck of BS. Pretty sure Barca think they're a rule above everyone else at the moment
Laporta Onlyfans... Only €100 a month, for all the HOTTEST paella eating action
take my money then we go separate way.
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