Frank just needs more time. There is no patience in top flight football anymore. I say give him two more seasons and he may turn things around!
Frank Lampard
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Frank Lampard could not pour piss from a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
He needs to be made fun of like Gary Neville
He looks physically ill on the sideline.
If he gets another managerial job again, I will run for president.
record in the title of this thread is mad
Peter Drury just asked Lee Dixon what does Lampard do now to try to help Chelsea. Dixon' soundbites for your enjoyment:
"He just carries on saying the things he's saying."
"He always speaks from the heart."
"His CV doesn't look as good as it did."
"He loves the club, he's there to try and help, and fair play for that."
"If I was a mate of his, I'd tell him not to take this bunch of players"
"He just carries on saying the things he's saying."
"He always speaks from the heart."
"His CV doesn't look as good as it did."
"He loves the club, he's there to try and help, and fair play for that."
"If I was a mate of his, I'd tell him not to take this bunch of players"
007 memes coming soon.
6 defeats in a row. That's insane
As bad as things were for us under Moyes, Van Gaal, Mourinho and Ole, was it ever as bad as things are now under Lampard?
They'll sack him a few days before we play them, so we'll be playing against new manager bounce for something like the 15th time this season.
No. We're better at being bad than you.
Not even close.
Fun fact - if you translated Lampard's last 19 games across a full Premier League season, it'd beat Derby's record for the lowest ever points tally.
He looked so old and knackered sat on the bench.
Sounds about right
No but united are a bigger name and the amount of news that was generated last season and the earlier ones when we were extremely shite was way more than chelsea this season even though we finished in Europa and between 6-8.
Who on earth did he go back. Worst PL manager of all time candidate
Don’t forget rangnick…
I’m at the stage I’d rather have Stamford the Lion managing the team.
Gone?
I’d resign if I were him. But then again there isn’t any pride left to salvage. He is just going through the motions at this stage.
Should have hired Big Sam.
In as many games as a caretaker. Did it ever happen in the PL?
James Corden needs to get on the phone and convince Todd to give Lampard next season to sort things out.
Knows the club as well. Can't imagine how bad it would've been if he didn't know the club inside out.
Even us under Rangnick in final 11 league games (11 points in 11 games) looks better now. Some black magic Lampard is conjuring right now.
I think he’s done as a manager
I just can’t see him taking a lowly job and trying to rebuild his career and no PL club will touch him
Will be a pundit before long
I just can’t see him taking a lowly job and trying to rebuild his career and no PL club will touch him
Will be a pundit before long
You can't blame him for taking the job as it's Chelsea and they were still in the champions League but wow has it turned out to be the worst move he could have ever made.
It's really hard to see where he could do from here now
It's really hard to see where he could do from here now
He won the second half.
Deserves more time
Deserves more time
What was the point of sacking Potter for this? Must surely go down as one of the worst football decisions of modern times.
I feel sad that he offered to meet up with Poch 
Should cut his teeth in Saudi Arabia next. Maybe become the manager of Al Nassr.
Would be hilarious if he ended that caretaker job with zero% win rate.
Is there any possible set of results that could see Chelsea relegated? No matter how unlikely. Cos I could see lampard managing it somehow if it is
Possible mathematically wise, but impossible given Leeds and Leceister remaining fixture. They require to win against the like of Arsenal, Liverpool, City, while only draw against the like of West Ham to get all of them up the table.
I never disliked Frank Lampard the footballer -- in contrast to the shitbag John Terry, who celebrated upon hearing the news of 9/11 -- so I do feel bad for him now. This is worse than Ole, worse than Neville, certainly worse than Keane and worse than any legend of any club who tried his hand at club management.
As Harry Callahan once put it -- a man's got to know his limitations.
As Harry Callahan once put it -- a man's got to know his limitations.
That's a shame. Looking at Chelsea's remaining fixtures, it's hard to see them winning any apart from forest at home, 42 points would be a total embarrassment
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