Frank Lampard | Coventry City?

From the Everton sub-reddit. :lol:

My poor fecking dog acts like an emotional support animal when we concede, I bitch and yell and she climbs up on me anxiously trying to help. Today after the second goal, she was sitting next to me and she just put her head on my shoulder and sighed. Even she knows we are hopeless.
 
I feel sorry for Everton if he gets them relegated

However it will stop Liverpool starting on +6 points provided that Norwich don't get promoted
Exactly. It's been the least competitive derby in world football for about 20 years.
For ruck's sake, even we've beaten City a few times in our downtimes!

Probably but it hasn’t been as easy over the last few seasons (2W in the last 6 for Pool).

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1 win, 2 draws and 11 loses in their last 14 games a run that goes back to the 9th October. How the feck is he still in the job? I mean what the hell are Everton doing, are they actually wanting to be relegated?
 
1 win, 2 draws and 11 loses in their last 14 games a run that goes back to the 9th October. How the feck is he still in the job? I mean what the hell are Everton doing, are they actually wanting to be relegated?
Real life ted lasso experiment?
 
Perfect example of when you should ignore the reporter and get straight into your car.
 
It's a bit sad that they are THAT poor. But I can't forgive them for 2012 and giving us Moyes :lol:

Surely they are too big to fail and won't follow the Leeds route. Maybe a restart at the championship is needed.
 
Only Rooney stands a chance of giving them the kind of quick lift they need. And that’s assuming he’d be emotionally attached enough to do it on the cheap…
 
Find a manager that can keep them up. Then go for Pochettino/Enrique/Tuchel. I know all of them are unrealistic (especially Tuchel) but if they are ready to invest, then there's a chance to lure quality manager.
 
I think it’s time to dial the extension to Greece amd give Aris a call and bring a certain Mr.Pardew back to the Premier League!
 
Oh, no the 'no one could do a better job' people are popping up again. Why are there so many clueless people in the world.

The fans obsession with the board is not helping. How about being obsessed with the absolute shite job the manager is doing.
 
Oh, no the 'no one could do a better job' people are popping up again. Why are there so many clueless people in the world.

The fans obsession with the board is not helping. How about being obsessed with the absolute shite job the manager is doing.

The more I watch highlights and games this season the more I believe the posts about us having a poorer squad than everyone else so we will get relegated is guff too. The quality of the bottom half this season is so bad that it isn’t even about quality players or quality football, it’s pretty much down to which team is going to work the hardest to ensure they win. Currently we are the side with the least fight in them.

What the camera doesn’t show is that Alisher Usmanov is already in the back seat of the car as Moshiri gets in, with a revolver in one hand and a massive flesh coloured dildo in the other.

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Should have got Dyche many games ago. As soon as it appeared Lampard wasn't cut out for this rescue act. You can't mess around with relegation on the table.

They have a team to be solid, and grab some tight games if the manager comes in and galvanizes the side. To me that backline shouldn't be too bad no matter how it looks currently, you should be able to set them up with Onana in front not to be so leaky.