Four men gang rape, kill, cook and eat an endangered lizard

The next "what the f....?!" story may include birds and chaff so hold that thought.

I'd say it'd never happen but I didn't think a lizard gang bang would happen either.

There is already a story about birds, last year a british man was judged for having filmed intercourses with his pet chicken.
 
The serendipity of these 4 men crossing paths in life shouldn't be played down. It's not often you find 3 friends that have the same interests as you. It's like Paul McCartney meeting John Lennon, but for lizard rapists.
 
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At least the only lizard in the park went out with a bang.
 
Like to see them with a saltwater crocodile…. try raping that you sick cnuts
 
fecking weirdos on so many levels

Is that normal over there? Lads shagging lizards? I mean how does it even come up as a topic of conversation!
 
It's times like these I really wonder what some people are even thinking.

i don’t know about you but i’m thinking what time does the zoo close and how secure the doors on the reptile house are.

if they didn’t want you sleeping with them they wouldn’t parade them behind glass windows like amsterdam whores.
 
i don’t know about you but i’m thinking what time does the zoo close and how secure the doors on the reptile house are.

if they didn’t want you sleeping with them they wouldn’t parade them behind glass windows like amsterdam whores.

Absolute cockteases
 
They were just looking for something exotic to eat at the Sunday roast. One of them mentioned stuffing and it snowballed from there. All a complete misunderstanding.
 
They were just looking for something exotic to eat at the Sunday roast. One of them mentioned stuffing and it snowballed from there. All a complete misunderstanding.

indeed. i think at one time or another we can all hold our hands up to have been walking around a nature reserve and tripping up and accidentally falling penis first into an endangered animal.
 
that’s not very nice. girish would never eat a lizard.
I have eaten monitor lizard before. Like way before it became illegal to endanger these animals. We have a lot of those around my place actually.

This is from my front yard: