i can save you some bother, it was the only one apparently.
Four men gang rape, kill, cook and eat an endangered lizard
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i can save you some bother, it was the only one apparently.
worried someone will recognise you?
So fecked up.
That's a whole other level of fecked up.
@mods, can we get a poll please;
rape, kill, cook, eat
kill, rape, cook, eat
kill, cook, rape, eat
rape, kill, cook, eat
kill, rape, cook, eat
kill, cook, rape, eat
No.
I immediately thought this happened in India when I read the title.
One lonely person is somewhat understandable. But, I am assuming they decided against taking turns on each other they because couldn't decide which of them would be eaten afterwards.
At least they didn't eat you.
I've been reading about these things, they're nearly 6ft long, can run fast on the ground or up trees, and are carnivorous, using their teeth to dismember their prey. So one of them feckers thrashing around would be pretty difficult to pin down I reckon. Probably why it took four of them. Unless it was willing of course. Who knows, there could have been dozens of blokes nipping in the forest every afternoon.
oh god yeah. bumming a monitor lizard is the most natural thing in the world. it was ever thus. anthony; roman man, cleopatra; egyptian lizard. katie price; monitor lizard, a legion of men; men. inviting your mates to join in though? proper weirdos.
Just for the record. I wasn't there.
Maybe they all ended up in there trousers round their ankles stumbling after the same one and decided to pool their resources, capture it, spit roast it, cook it and eat it.
All natural, except Katie.
Does this mean they all ate each others jizz?
This story is obviously fecked, but I started reading that headline and thought it was going to have a much grimmer ending. Bloody hell.
Human caviar equivalent?
Randy fuc**** a pangolin and bat in the same night. So less sick than Randy.
just googled diana V lizard. Bloody loved V!classic. where did you find this?
Looks like a caftard read the partner swap thread and went for level 100 directly
Just interesting how it's gone from passive reference in the hypernormalisation to its own thread.As mentioned about the scales chafing, I bet at least one of them lost his banjo string.
it largely depends on the angle. to do it safely you have to go missionary or reverse cowgirl with a monitor lizard. strangely enough, although similar looking, when it comes to a komodo dragon you need to go for the pretzel dip or the classic piledriver.
Bring on the Welsh jokes...
Do you feck your chicken before or after cooking it?
Yes, you can't waste time being nuanced when you feck a komodo dragon, it's get it finished and get out fast. Before it comes round hopefully.
Yeah, I couldn't quite work out the spelling of that.
Maybe they just had a reptile dysfunction
Taking soggy biscuit to the next level.
The next "what the f....?!" story may include birds and chaff so hold that thought.
I'd say it'd never happen but I didn't think a lizard gang bang would happen either.
Nice.