Four men gang rape, kill, cook and eat an endangered lizard

[The Corinthian]

FOREST OFFICIALS IN MAHARASTRA'S SAHYADRI TIGER RESERVE STAND WITH THE ACCUSED (IN YELLO, RED, BLUE AND EXTREME RIGHT) WHO WERE FOUND TO HAVE HAD INTERCOURSE WITH AN INDIAN MONITOR LIZARD . PHOTO: VISHAL MALI

https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjb9xq/india-gang-rape-monitor-lizard-animal-abuse

 

[AngeloHenriquez]

More interestingly, do you think they would consider sharing their endangered lizards and would you judge them if they did?

 

[diarm]

Lads stuck in the jungle, looking for some tail.

 

[rimaldo]

there’s little hope for the rest of us men if that was the only one.

 

[horsechoker]

I don't know whether to ask first

How do you gang rape a lizard?

Or

Why do you gang rape a lizard?

 

[Desert Eagle]

Lads stuck in the jungle, looking for some tail.

there’s little hope for the rest of us men if that was the only one.

The obvious question is was the lizard wearing a short skirt?

 

[Moby]

Can we have a little less explicit thread titles ?

 

[JPRouve]

I don't know whether to ask first

How do you gang rape a lizard?

Or

Why do you gang rape a lizard?

I was asking myself the same questions.

 

[Brophs]

Seems like you can’t do anything *these days*

 

[esmufc07]

Thought by endangered lizard they meant the Queen.

 

[The Corinthian]

Can we have a little less explicit thread titles ?

It’s literally what happened.

 

[711]

I'm not shocked by this story the least little bit, but then again I have been to Accrington.

 

[Tarrou]

I don't think you can answer the question of how do you gang rape a lizard without sounding like you've gang raped lizards before

 

[Fingeredmouse]

Setting a new bar for utter depravity.

 

[Moby]

It’s literally what happened.

Yeah, I understand.

 

[CassiusClaymore]

 

[Pogue Mahone]

there’s little hope for the rest of us men if that was the only one.

 

[Scarlett Dracarys]

there’s little hope for the rest of us men if that was the only one.

You're always so inappropriately appropriate

 

[Dr. StrangeHate]

Why would they confess to raping it? They ate the evidence and DNA anyway.

 

[diarm]

Why would they confess to raping it? They ate the evidence and DNA anyway.

They were caught trespassing and the police found videos on their phones of them raping and eating it.

 

[Fingeredmouse]

Why would they confess to raping it? They ate the evidence and DNA anyway.

Do they find all reptiles sexually arousing or was it simply this particular one that filled them with uncontrollable lust?

 

[GhastlyHun]

Why.. all of the things going on in that headline

 

[Jippy]

Christ, this is the third thread this story has appeared in now.

 

[RedSky]

What in the feck?

 

[Scarlett Dracarys]

What in the feck?

That's exactly what I'm thinking. It should have been poisonous and all their pee pees should have fallen off.

 

[KirkDuyt]

Not sure how this is newsworthy, what else are Lizards for?

 

[Zlatattack]

How do you even get hard for a lizard?!

 

[Paxi]

Lads stuck in the jungle, looking for some tail.

Ffs

 

[RedSky]

That's exactly what I'm thinking. It should have been poisonous and all their pee pees should have fallen off.

I'm actually lost for words. How lonely/sick must you be to have sex with an animal!? Baffling.

 

[berbatrick]

look at those eyes and tell me he hasn't dreamt about it

 

[horsechoker]

How do you even get hard for a lizard?!

Ask Prince Philip

 

[Massive Spanner]

I'm actually lost for words. How lonely/sick must you be to have sex with an animal!? Baffling.

I ask myself that every time I look at my wife.

 

[horsechoker]

I ask myself that every time I look at my wife.

This is why she's in a swinger's club!

 

[Dante]

Christ, this is the third thread this story has appeared in now.

I assume one of them was in the Ole Legacy thread to downplay Solksjaer's time here. What was the third?

 

[Ronaldo's ego]

At least they made sure it was cooked properly.

 

[Relevated]

The lizard was apparently married but sources say the lizards emasculated husband, who suffers from low self esteem, was okay with sharing her.

 

[Peter van der Gea]

Don't lizards have scales? Wouldn't it chaff?

 

[SAFMUTD]

Why would someone gang rape a lizard? But more importantly why would they eat it afterwards?

 

[lefty_jakobz]

Merge this thread with the ‘share you wife’ thread, theres at least two posters in there who have had inappropriate thoughts towards lizards

 

[Denis79]

I don't know how to react to this. I'm chuckling but I'm disguisted and have a million questions the same time.