Football Betting Thread 2017/2018

I will never bet on Spurs again, never ever again. Shower of useless cnuts.
 
Fecking Spurs

Thought they would rattle Burnley for 4 or 5
 
Dejected after that, feck right off useless shower of cnuts.
 
These last minute injury-time winners are a real feckin killer! :mad: Bookies laughing their asses of again!
 
Good job I cashed out at the right time. Managed to recoup some of my losing stakes.

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Actually really annoyed putting that much money on fecking Spurs. Bunch of bottle job cnuts.
 
fecking hell, that's still one hell of a result from a 10p stake!

You wouldn't believe how many times I've come close with those. I had one with United and barca to win 3-0 yesterday. Of course they both missed penalties in their games. :(
 
Nothing. A tenner but that goal was fecking idiotic.

Ah, good thing it wasn't more.

I had them in an acca with a tenner as well and although I'm a bit annoyed they fecked it up as everything else was going smoothly, at least they've dropped points at home to Burnley.
 
So we go again:

Real Madrid, Napoli, AC Milan, Boca Juniors, Steaua Bucharest or draw, FC Porto or draw, Ludogorets, Rosenborg or draw, Livorno, Hapoel Be'er Sheva or draw, Hajduk Split, Monaco or draw @11.31

Will do some RABs on the Madrid game and possibly a 3-0 correct score single
 
So we go again:

Real Madrid, Napoli, AC Milan, Boca Juniors, Steaua Bucharest or draw, FC Porto or draw, Ludogorets, Rosenborg or draw, Livorno, Hapoel Be'er Sheva or draw, Hajduk Split, Monaco or draw @11.31

Will do some RABs on the Madrid game and possibly a 3-0 correct score single

Rab?
 
A few of the SkyBet RequestABets on the Madrid game with low stakes.

1. Benzema to score, Madrid to win 2-0, Pareja & Montoya to be carded @101.00
2. Benzema to score, Madrid to win 4-0, 9+ match corners, 40+ match booking points @21.00
3. Bale & Modric to score, Casemiro to be carded, 9+ match corners, 40+ match booking points @17.00
4. Bale & Kroos to score, Madrid to win to nil, Bale & parejo to be carded, 20+ booking points each team @151.00
5. Bale to score a header and Asensio to score from outside the are @41.00
6. Bale, Carvajal, Parejo & Montoya to be carded @81.00

Can't be arsed to list them all.
 
A few of the RequestABets on the Madrid game with low stakes.

1. Benzema to score, Madrid to win 2-0, Pareja & Montoya to be carded @101.00
2. Benzema to score, Madrid to win 4-0, 9+ match corners, 40+ match booking points @21.00
3. Bale & Modric to score, Casemiro to be carded, 9+ match corners, 40+ match booking points @17.00
4. Bale & Kroos to score, Madrid to win to nil, Bale & parejo to be carded, 20+ booking points each team @151.00
5. Bale to score a header and Asensio to score from outside the are @41.00
6. Bale, Carvajal, Parejo & Montoya to be carded @81.00

Can't be arsed to list them all.

How do you do this? Can I do it with Bet365?
 
CSKA ruined one acca, Spurs ruined the other. If current results hold, absolutely everything else came in. I had hedged on CSKA so I made up a bit but it's still maddening. Did manage to get Mane to score at any time and Asensio on the same but that's about it. MLB acca looks good but I'm sweating on Rays-Cardinals.
 
Trebled on Napoli, Milan, and Real to make up what I lost before. Only Real left.
 
Just how shit was he today?? Just needed him and Bale to score or Bale to pick up a yellow.
He missed a sitter with 5 minutes to go then hit the bar in stoppage time, admittedly a decent save that time. But the first miss, he didn't even hit the target.
 
Yeah I watched the game yesterday. Never really understood the Benzema hype, he's rubbish. Just needed Bale to put that header away but he scuffed it into the ground. Asensio was quality though. Won't be sticking Bale or Benzema in any more RABs!
 
Crewe cost me an 8 game acca tonight. Everything else came in. Made some money on the Windies though. Anyone got any tips on the tennis beyond Fed and Nadal to win it all? No great value in MLB tonight, probably going to throw the money at Chris Sale though he has been poor lately by his standards.
 
Really like the look of BTTS in a number of the qualifiers at odds the right side of evens. Brazil v Ecuador, Lithuania v Scotland , Georgia v Republic of Ireland and Spain v Italy for starters.
 
Had a tenner on 50+ booking points and 12+ corners in both the Chile and Argentina games @ 20/1. Chile game came in, needed 1 more corner in the last 15 mins of the Argentina game and they just passed it round with zero intent to get anywhere near the box. Cnuts.
 
I had Colombia to win 2-1. Ended up being a bore 0-0 draw, which turned out ok as Bet365 refunded the stake.

Is it also very cheeky to put a bet on Arsenal to get relegated @1000/1? :nervous: