fecking bollocks thread

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tomlozza9 said:
:lol: busy valentines day then

Oh yes.

I took a large shit. I bought the wife lunch. I got her a single red rose. I got a PM and an email from a spastic telling me not to call him spastic. I ate pizza for dinner.

Did I mention the large shit?
 
tomlozza9 said:
Hello Caftards,

What a great day yesterday was! any stories?

Hello tomlozza.

Nothing special about yesterday and today, casual days I would say. I'm beginning my weekend today and I'm happy with that, everyone would be.

What about your summer Lviv trip, you know more?
 
Regarding shits, you can't produce even half as big as I can.
 
tomlozza9 said:
I had a massive shit myself yesterday before claire came round, cleaned the pipes! took in a book and read 2 chapters while shitting. great fun, then jumped in shower to make myself smell better

Did you shag her and her racist fat friend in a mad marijuana induced haze?
 
tomlozza9 said:
Nope, just her, not her racist fat freind, and as for marijuana stopped that ages ago, was affecting my asthma, :lol:
I thought we were getting a picture of her and her racist fat friend.
 
Well i been thinking about this......

and well don't wanna put them up on here, because i dont want any off chance that somebody might know her fat racist freind, she is a manchester girl, and her family are united fans.......

So i chickend out, i will put one of me and my misses up at some stage soon tho
 
tomlozza9 said:
Well i been thinking about this......

and well don't wanna put them up on here, because i dont want any off chance that somebody might know her fat racist freind, she is a manchester girl, and her family are united fans.......

So i chickend out, i will put one of me and my misses up at some stage soon tho

Boo!

Besides, if she's a Manchester girl, we're hardly likely to know her. We're all from Warrington and Hong Kong.
 
jasonrh said:
You're just jealous because you can't produce 0,5m long shit and trying to suggest that my posts are shite. :wenger:

I'm off to buy some fruit.
 
tomlozza9 said:
:lol: her mate is not stupidly fat, just big, and not a very nice girl either
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jasonrh said:
tengy is probably hanging around the docks again.
Who the feck is tengy?

Tell me quickly, I have to go immediately, I'm hungry.
 
I know you're going to be very happy to read that I'm back.
 
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