Big Andy said:
Would you join in?
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Would you join in?
41 posts is a large amount for 1 thread, but in the grand scheme of things, I'm not a main contributor to this thread...I might sit there and take a few centrum tablets or sanatogen...
if it were the Made up XI's thread I would...
if it were the Made up XI's thread I would...
Big Andy said:
I've got some of those. I always forget to take them.
Slabber said:
so do I...
some lad at work has this stuff called Berocca...its a tablet you put in water, and it turns illuminous yellow, and you drink it...it has summat like 1500% of your RDA of vitamin C...and 833% RDA of other such vitaminny things...
bit excessive...
Big Andy said:
Disgusting.
Big Andy said:
I did read you can have too much Vitamin C, which they'd previously thought you couldn't.
I always thought that must be bollocks because if you took 5 million Vitamin C pills you'd almost certainly die.
Im back, anybody miss me?
I missed you Tom.
Thanks, its good to be missed sometimes,
Hi guys. Was doing a job, and now I'm going to apply for a new one.
What you going to do?
my mate asked me a qestion after a night out
Would you rather be freddie Mercury from queen or Iceland (the country)?
my mate asked me a qestion after a night out
Would you rather be freddie Mercury from queen or Iceland (the country)?
tomlozza9 said:
If you were iceland, then you'd have had a terrible case of the plague and black death a few hundred years ago, but you would be doing alright in the present.
If you were freddy mercury you would be gay, with aids, and dead.
Your choice.
I'm applying for a job in a cool music and dvd store in downtown reykjavík. Something more connected to my interests.
Good job mum's gone to Iceland.
I chose iceland, so i could randomly shoot hot boiling water into the sky when i was bored
tomlozza9 said:
That's a good reason as well.
Also, you'd have lots of hot women on you all day long.
Which freddie mercury WOULD NEVER have
Well, he certainly had the option.
but instead he chose Aids, Which isnt funny
AIDS isn't funny anymore.
It's too close to home and it's too near the bone.
More than you'd ever know.
It's too close to home and it's too near the bone.
More than you'd ever know.
tomlozza9 said:
Well he didn't choose aids, but he certainly chose cock.
change of subject thats to heavy for 2.40 in the morning
I can smell weed????
I can smell weed????
when you laugh about people
who feel so very lonely
their only desire is to die
time's tide will smother you
and I will too
who feel so very lonely
their only desire is to die
time's tide will smother you
and I will too
I smell chocolate.
just seen my gf go back to her flat, shouting BUTTON MOON at the top of her voice, Bloody piss head
Follow Mr Spoon.
She could hardley walk let alone follow a spoon, i pretended i was asleep as i cant be doin with her drunk mate as well as her coming round to my flat, sad thing that
Tell her to get a life, the filthy druken slut.
That'll sort it.
That'll sort it.
tomlozza9 said:
Tell her and her friend to climb on board the Valentines Express.
I hate drunk girlfriends.
Doubt it, i had a go at her last night, as she was being stupidly racist in my flat (i live with a black guy and 2 asians) saying stuff about paki's and black people.
She came into my girlfriends room this morning, i had nowt on neither did my gf, and she just walked straight in. silly fecking cow. fat bitch and she is working tuesday night! haha,
She came into my girlfriends room this morning, i had nowt on neither did my gf, and she just walked straight in. silly fecking cow. fat bitch and she is working tuesday night! haha,
I think you're confusing us. Who is your gf and who is your girlfriend?
bergzen said:
I dont mind drunk girlfreinds most of the time, it can be kinda nice, i can cope with them on their own
Slabber said:
Same person, i will refer to her as claire from now on tho
tomlozza9 said:
Then tell them to think of it as a piece offering.
tomlozza9 said:
I'm confused by the last few posts as to who is who.
Slabber said:
The fat friend is the racist cow.
His girlfriend was the naked one.
I know it's hard to wrap your brain around having contact with actual women, but please try to keep up!
slabber, I think his girlfriend has a friend that is a racist pig that walks in on tom being totally naked, and he's not happy.
Slabber said:
My girlfreind and gf is Claire, Her mate is Danielle, and is annoying and makes racist commentsOk. I thought his girlfriend was the racist, which confused me.
I will put up a picture of danielle wednesday for you guys to see what i meen
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