Got you there Tom, so you were saying something about some cool stories
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My sister isnt a lesbian it was some weird bloke!
Yeh tell me about ittomlozza9 said:Yeah it was 1500, thats 200 posts in one day,crazy
I got many a story in me, like having a shave and shower at 4.21 in the morning
Shall we go down his house and make things righttomlozza9 said:
Well I only have sad stories, but unfortunately they are not fecking bollocks material
It was Mr pervis at number 82, he also had lights on his tree in his garden at christmas time, mum said he was a bit wierd, got obsessed with my sister when she was about 16
If I wasn't madly in love with my beloved I would of asked for your sisters number
And i would Say feck off,
She met her (ex) husband on the internet, and that turned out well,
I told her, that any man who thinks football is boring, is a poof
She met her (ex) husband on the internet, and that turned out well,
I told her, that any man who thinks football is boring, is a poof
Why
why what?
Why would you tell me to feck off.
I would of met her in person if I was single through you.
Anyways so she met her ex over the internet, where was he from
I would of met her in person if I was single through you.
Anyways so she met her ex over the internet, where was he from
When is your missus coming back
Yeovil, fecking weird bloke, could not hold a conversation,
my first ever conversation with him:
me: So what footie team you support
Him: Urm, i dont follow football really
Me: (silence) urm, so your more of a rugby man hey?
Him: No not really, dont like any sports to be honest
Me: Not even motor racing.
Him: no dont see the point,
Me: are you gay?
Him: no
Me: you sure
Him.....................................................
didnt speek to him much after that conversation
my first ever conversation with him:
me: So what footie team you support
Him: Urm, i dont follow football really
Me: (silence) urm, so your more of a rugby man hey?
Him: No not really, dont like any sports to be honest
Me: Not even motor racing.
Him: no dont see the point,
Me: are you gay?
Him: no
Me: you sure
Him.....................................................
didnt speek to him much after that conversation
Wizard Keyaz said:
She is on her way back now, should be 10 to 20 more mins
Wizard Keyaz said:
She has a boyfreind now, and it settled down after the divorce, he is a nice guy and likes football, charlton fan tho.....
tomlozza9 said:
How did your sister marry that fecker
I like Charlton, they beat the scousers!tomlozza9 said:
I am sooooo fecking tired I need some fecking sleep now
No idea, i told him on his wedding day that maybe he should support a football team, otherwise people will think the marrige is just a front to hide the fact he is gay,
I was very drunk at the time so i wasnt that horrible
I was very drunk at the time so i wasnt that horrible
He was gaytomlozza9 said:
I think so, He was a twat.
i nearly sparked him out during the divorce, he grabbed my sister round the neck. so i grabbed him round his, (he was about 6foot 4 and im 5"11) and told him if he touched my sister again i would make him sorry.
Which amazed me on the account i am not hard
i nearly sparked him out during the divorce, he grabbed my sister round the neck. so i grabbed him round his, (he was about 6foot 4 and im 5"11) and told him if he touched my sister again i would make him sorry.
Which amazed me on the account i am not hard
Im off now! time to go to bed with my beautiful girlfreind, although she is staggering outside somewhere
Me too
Need sleep, been talking to much fecking bollocks for today
See you Tom!
Slabber said:
You haven't.
Hey Sarni
Hello. How's going? Haven't heard you for a long time.Wizard Keyaz said:
feck me 46 pages??????????????????????????????????????????????
Yeh it feels like it!Sarni said:
Do You Think It Will Reach 50 Pages?
I dont, its bollocks and should be deleted
Let it die!
Why should it be deleted, this thread should be added to the classic threadstomlozza9 said:
I've just drank a bottle of Diet cherry coke...
It was shit..
It was shit..
I don't know, i just thought that i would cause a bit of trouble
laura said:
Morning Laura,
Sorry i think i sent you a drunken pm last night, not sure tho.
The taste of that makes me sickWobbly said:
tomlozza9 said:
just woken up?
you lazy git!
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