fecking bollocks thread

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I like the way you're allowed more than a couple of posts in 30 seconds. If banning people all the fecking time isn't authoratah, that certainly is.
 
Rehash said:
Chap from Sigur Rós, I thought he'd be a national hero up there.
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feckin 'ell. No one calls him "Jón Þór Birgisson", he's called Jónsi, and to separate him from other Jónsi's we just say "Jónsi from Sigur Rós".

National hero, I don't know about that. But I know some of his friends.
 
bergzen said:
feckin 'ell. No one calls him "Jón Þór Birgisson", he's called Jónsi, and to separate him from other Jónsi's we just say "Jónsi from Sigur Rós".

National hero, I don't know about that. But I know some of his friends.
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Met him once. Has a gammy eye don't you know.
 
Wibble! If you are really serious about sending it to the classics at 5000, you shouldn't ruin the ending like that. :( Every single post in this thread has been carefully crafted to match the atmosphere of the caf at any given time, and you are ruining the masterpiece!
 
bergzen said:
Wibble! If you are really serious about sending it to the classics at 5000, you shouldn't ruin the ending like that. :( Every single post in this thread has been carefully crafted to match the atmosphere of the caf at any given time, and you are ruining the masterpiece!
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Bollocks.
 
If I go on a spam fest I can match the 5000th post on here with my 17,000th post. That would be complete and utterly pointless bollocks.
 
Wibble said:
If I go on a spam fest I can match the 5000th post on here with my 17,000th post. That would be complete and utterly pointless bollocks.
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No that would be quite brilliant actually. The most important post in the history of the caf.
 
# 50 cents
# acorns
# agates
# apples
# apricots
# back wheels
# bags
# ballocks
# balls
# bangers
# bannocks
# baws (Scottish)
# beechams
# beans (sometimes accompanied by franks)
# bean bags
# berries
# bollocks
# bolls
# boys
# boys in the basement
# bozack (US)
# camp canabrels
# Charles and George
# chicken nuggets
# chin ornaments
# cobblers (Cockney rhyming slang)
# cods
# coin purse
# crown jewels
# eggs
# family jewels
# flesh balloons
# giggle berries (Sometimes accompanied by "twig")
# gonads
# goolies (UK)
# my guys
# hairy danglers
# Huevos
# jacobs
# jawbreakers
# klackers
# Travellers
# loins
# man ovaries
# marbles
# men that guard the ass fort
# mommy-daddy buttons (Spy Who Shagged Me reference)
# nadgers (UK)
# nads (UK, US) (from gonads[as in: "Nate's greasy nads])
# nana's Purse
# nards
# no-nos (possibly a Venture Bros. reference)
# nuts
# orchestra stalls
# pebbles
# ping and pong
# plums
# potatoes
# quarter-pounders
# richard's bells
# rocks
# stepchildren
# stones
# store
# stugats (New York - New Jersey Italian)
# sweetmeats
# tackle
# teabags
# tests
# three-threes
# troy petersens
# the twins
# uncle frank's suitcases
# watermelons
# yarbles
 
Let me add some icelandic ones:

# pungur
# eistu
# hreðjar
# kúlur
# manndómur
# settið
# slátrið
 
bergzen said:
What's up with the location btw? In Cod We Trust?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000ECX08S/102-8609260-1726545?v=glance&n=5174
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About 10 years ago I had a Mambo T-Shirt with the picture of a cartoon man with a fish in his mouth. Underneath this slightly odd picture was the legend "In Cod We Trust".

Knowing how much I despise religion my Wife bought it for me. That night we went to a party where 5 born again Christians stormed out in disgust calling me a blasphemer and muttering about Hellfire and Brimestone and the like.

Not a little funny.
 
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