fecking bollocks thread

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And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, I’ll say it clear,
I’ll state my case, of which I’m certain.

I’ve lived a life that’s full.
I’ve traveled each and ev’ry highway;
And more, much more than this,
I did it the caf way.

Regrets, I’ve had a few;
But then again, too many to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.

I planned each "Racist" Chant;
Each careful post along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it the caf way.

Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
Slabber woould get rid, without a shout.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it th caf way way.

I’ve loved, I’ve laughed and cried.
I’ve had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.

To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a "racist" way,
No, oh no not me,
I did it The Caf way.

For what is very_Ruud, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he knws not about;
And not the words of one who knows.
The record shows he loved to blow.
May i say my final goodbye,
to all you loyal spamming twats...
i did it the caf waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!





It PM'd me honest.
 
Mama was queen of the mambo
Papa was king of the Congo
Deep down in the jungle
I started bangin' my first bongo
Every monkey'd like to be
In my place instead of me
Cause I'm the king of bongo, baby
I'm the king of bongo bong
I went to the big town
Where there is a lot of sound
From the jungle to the city
Looking for a bigger crown
So I play my boogie
For the people of big city
But they don't go crazy
When I'm bangin' in my boogie
I'm the "king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong"
Hear me when I come
King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong
They say that I'm a clown
Making too much dirty sound
They say there is no place for little monkey in this town
Nobody'd like to be in my place instead of me
Cause nobody go crazy when I'm bangin' on my boogie
I'm the king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong
Hear me when I come
"King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong"
Bangin' on my bongo all that swing belongs to me
I'm so happy there's nobody in my place instead of me
I'm a king without a crown hanging loose in a big town
But I'm the king of bongo baby I'm the king of bongo bong
King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong
Hear me when I come, baby, king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong...
 
well we have three weeks, but im only back for 2.5 weeks, as i have my project in first day back. and i am working to be fair, doing uni work in the morning and paid work in the afternoon, i am actully doing more here than i am at uni.
 
Slabber said:
Wibble wouldn't do that.
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I agree, i think 10k would be a better target, plus, we wouldnt be able to post in it, i think the caf, may suffer as a consequence.
 
Slabber said:
You love this thread.

You have 214 posts in it, making you the 5th highest poster.
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if i could be arsed i would go delete a lot of them.
 
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