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TheDevil'sOwn said:
That's a hell of a conference road schedule. Not even taking the piss, but I would be worried if I were you.

In the space of a month you have to go to Eugene, Tempe, South Bend and Seattle. Arkansas, U of A, and Wazzu make up the bread and cheese in that meaty road sandwich. I would suspect Oregon and Seattle will be tougher than you think. They always are, although we've had better luck up there recently.

If you make it through that, you will have earned this one, no doubt. LSU seems a class above, as well...so I wouldn't be shocked if that's how it ended. I thought both teams were the 2 best teams in the country going on 3 years now, hard as that is to admit (talent-wise, obviously). That Auburn squad was very good, as well, last year.

I get the sneaking suspicion you might be off-base about Oklahoma - we'll see. I think they'll be very good and batter Texas, per usual. OSU and Michigan will be another great match-up in the Big 10, with Purdue and Wisconsin just behind. The SEC champs and you all for the Rose Bowl sounds about right.


that road schedule is the only thing really bugging me...fortunately it's washington after Oregon, and washington is a mere shadow of what it once was, not to mention Willinghamis a good guybut is not much of a coach really.

Oregon as the arly game is the only one I'm concerned about. I'm not worried about us offensively in that game but it will be first big game on the road of the season so the Defensive line play will be huge...I just don't see people winning a shootout with us...I think Sarkesian will be good but Chow was a big loss.

however Jarrett is now an establsihed deep threat and Smith is a hell of a player...Byrd is healthy with Fred Davis backing him up...Whitney Lewis is finally academically eligible at receiver along with Turner's arrival...White and Bush, Leinart, the line is now probably the best in the nation with Winston Justice's return...

I just don't see anyone stopping this squad offensively...

WR....Smith(jr)....Lewis(so)

LT.....Baker(so)
LG.....Lutui (sr)
C......Kalil (jr)
RG....Matua (jr)
RT....Justice (jr)
TE....Byrd (sr).....Davis(so)

WR...Jarrett (so)...Turner(fr)
QB....Leinart(sr)
TB....White(jr)
TB....Bush(jr)
 
TheDevil'sOwn said:
The "mighty" SEC rears its ugly head. Chris Leak - he's the 2nd coming, isn't he? ;)

Here's one for ya, jas: What's the best thing to ever come out of Gainsville?

I-75 :D

Technically, I-75 only skirts Gainesville. So there.
 
OK FELLAS GOOD STUFF.



now why are you on a man utd board talking proper footy?
 
FLASHWOK said:
I just don't see anyone stopping this squad offensively...

WR....Smith(jr)....Lewis(so)

LT.....Baker(so)
LG.....Lutui (sr)
C......Kalil (jr)
RG....Matua (jr)
RT....Justice (jr)
TE....Byrd (sr).....Davis(so)

WR...Jarrett (so)...Turner(fr)
QB....Leinart(sr)
TB....White(jr)
TB....Bush(jr)


the big nosed drunk should try that :D
 
FLASHWOK said:
because we genuinely love the game and the club.

for me, United is rivalled only by my Yankees, and USC College Football...but all in all I watch United more than either of the two combined.


great answer.


respect mate ;)


although i only buy METS stuff :p
 
Here's a great article about this place...Tiger Stadium at L.S.U. (Louisiana State University)

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LSU fans storm the field after huge victory...pitch invasions at the end of college games are routine and allowed, but not encouraged...it's a great tradition and the students try and rip down the goal posts.

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WELCOME TO DEATH VALLEY

By Jim Caple
Page 2 columnist


BATON ROUGE, La. -- The LSU icon weighs approximately 400 pounds and devours 15 pounds of raw meat everyday. He lives in a private habitat worth millions of dollars, and his every care and need is tended to by a fulltime trainer. Although capable of occasional bursts of amazing quickness, he mostly sleeps; when he moves, he lumbers around in a confined space as throngs of fans gather to gawk on game days.

Don't let the name fool you. It's a pleasure to be in Death Valley.
I am talking, of course, about former LSU center Shaquille O'Neal.

The other LSU icon, Mike the Tiger, only eats 10 pounds of meat per day, and his home is worth much less.

At least, his present home is worth less. The school is trying to build Mike a new "habitat-proper" cage worth at least $2 million.

When the mascot's home will qualify for an episode on MTV's Cribs, do you really need to ask why LSU is on our list of the most special places in college football?
If the tiger's future cage isn't a 'Sign of the Apocalypse,' you should be able to see one from the historic, 92,000-seat Tiger Stadium, otherwise known as Death Valley. I know this because there is a 25-yard-long sign that reads, "Welcome to Death Valley'' mounted below the pressbox. Those are the little touches at which LSU excels. Most schools wouldn't even put up such a name. Others would just say, "Death Valley" and leave it at that. But not LSU. Here, it's "Welcome to Death Valley." That's beautiful. It's like descending into Hell and finding a sign that reads, "Satan Invites You to Enjoy Eternal Damnation."



I have no connection to LSU, but last Saturday's game was the visit I most anticipated on my sports tour down the Mississippi River. These are the most sublime fan experiences in American team sports: An afternoon game in the middle of summer at Wrigley Field, a crisp fall Saturday morning at Notre Dame, a cold winter night inside Allen Fieldhouse.


And a balmy Saturday evening at Tiger Stadium, when the grills are firing outside, Mike the Tiger is roaring and the Golden Band of Tigerland is playing the slow, opening chords to "Hold That Tiger" with such passion that they produce goosebumps the size of Mardi Gars beads.


Naturally, the Georgia Bulldogs won't be quite so captivated by the experience when they play here Saturday. They'll run through a tunnel. They'll see a huge sign welcoming them to Death Valley. They'll hear 90,000-plus fans screaming at them. And they'll have a 400-pound Bengal Tiger roaring in their facemasks.

"They park Mike's cage right by the locker room and tunnel where the opponents come out," said senior Damian Foley, former sports editor of the school yearbook, the LSU Gumbo. "The animal rights people are always upset because they think they're poking him to make him roar."

I should point out here that his attending veterinarian, Dr. David Baker, assures me that Mike is never poked nor harmed in any way whatsoever, that he roars simply because that's what tigers do and that he not only shows no sign of stress on the field, he often falls asleep within 10 minutes. "I assure you," Baker wrote, "that we have a zero tolerance for any form of animal mistreatment on this campus."

Although an exception will be made for bulldogs this Saturday.

Foley, the sports editor, is from New Zealand, where they filmed "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy. "My friend lives on the farm where they filmed the Shire. The hobbit holes are still there. I visited him and it was pretty cool. I was inside Bilbo Baggins' hole."

Growing up, Foley had never heard of college football, gumbo or, for that matter, Louisiana. And yet, here he is at LSU and completely caught up in LSU football. "I'm working on my second senior year," he said. "I wasn't going to graduate last year with the schedule we've got this season. I'll graduate next summer. We don't have anybody good on the schedule next year."

Delaying graduation because of the fall football schedule? Now, that's an impressive football program.


"I gained a lot of weight my first year. You hear about the Freshman 10. Well, I put on the Freshman 15. I went home and my mother looked at me and said, 'What the hell happened to you?' I said, 'I went to school in Louisiana. That's what they do there.'"


Yes, the only thing LSU fans take as seriously as their football games is the food served at the pre-game tailgate parties. Fans start arriving Wednesday afternoon; and by Friday night, there are more people camping out all across campus than at Yosemite during mid-summer. Tailgating is so big here that the school recognizes the "tailgater of the game," and some tailgaters have official sponsors. The Half-Assed Tiger Tailgaters, for example, are sponsored by a beer company, run their own website and host a charity golf tournament. Prime parking spots go for $300 to $500 for a season pass. That means it can cost more to park than to watch the game.

Granted, lots of schools have massive tailgate parties. But what sets LSU above the rest is the quality of the food. This is Louisiana, after all, home to Cajun, southern and French cuisines, where food is an art form.


Consider the tailgate party that Thad Foreman and his crew regularly hold. They serve up such offerings as jambalaya, duck and oyster gumbo, stuffed quail, deer sauce picante, wild duck, cochon de lait, Cajun sausage, crawfish etouffete, rabbit, alligator stew and marinated pork tenderloin. It was like reading the menu at Emeril's. Foreman and Co. not only go the whole hog each Saturday, they cook it, too. "We'll bake a 90-pound pig for the Arkansas game."


The group goes through up to 300 pounds of meat per game. And what they don't eat before the game, they put in a pot and eat after the game. Everybody is invited to stop by; but if you can't find them, there is always the Jambalaya by Shake stand on the other side of the stadium, where they go through 90 gallons of jambalaya a game.


With spreads like that, why even bother going to the game? "Sometimes, I don't," Kelly Simon said. "Sometimes, I just sit here and listen to the game on the radio."

Actually, he doesn't need a radio to hear the game. Heck, LSU fans make so much noise they could tailgate in Mississippi and still hear the game.

"I've had the fortune to go to a lot of the SEC schools. The Swamp and Neyland Stadium are pretty loud, but I don't think it gets any louder than at Tiger Stadium," LSU quarterback Matt Mauck said. "You get a big play in a big game, and I don't know if it's the alcohol kicking in or what, but you can't even hear yourself talk."

Loud? When LSU upset Auburn in 1988, the fans cheered so loudly and stomped their feet with such force that the geology department seismograph registered earth movement ... for 20 minutes.


It was loud enough to wake Huey Long, the Depression-era populist governor whose true passion in life was LSU football. (Well, that and political cronyism.) Long gave locker-room pep talks, marched with the band, unabashedly recruited players -- he once tried naming a player to the state senate -- and once threatened tax hikes to a railroad if it didn't offer students reduced fares so they could attend a Tigers game in Tennessee.


Sure, he may have stepped across the line a couple times, but I'll say this: If he still was governor, Mike the Tiger would have such a crib that Shaq would want to move in, too.


So welcome to LSU, where the football is so good the earth moves, where the tailgate chow is so good the Food Network should own broadcast rights, and where the entire atmosphere is so special that people from the other side of the world would rather spend their days listening to a tiger's roar in Death Valley than go home to the peace and comfort of the Shire.
 
Pooooooooops said:
you have never stood in the scoreboard at a derby ;)
Err...no. Have never had the pleasure. But it will happen. Spoony has granted me Honourary Manc status. I'm moving there to open a Rodeo-themed Pub. Monster trucks, Cowboys, Wooden Indians (Feathers, not the Dots), Mechanical Bull, and of course, proper BBQ food. Gonna get me a Del Taco franchise and open it up (24 hour Mexican food and Burgers w/ real ice cream shakes!), too.

Plus, I meant American sports, you nonce.
 
TheDevil'sOwn said:
Err...no. Have never had the pleasure. But it will happen. Spoony has granted me Honourary Manc status. I'm moving there to open a Rodeo-themed Pub. Monster trucks, Cowboys, Wooden Indians (Feathers, not the Dots), Mechanical Bull, and of course, proper BBQ food. Gonna get me a Del Taco franchise and open it up (24 hour Mexican food and Burgers w/ real ice cream shakes!), too.

Plus, I meant American sports, you nonce.

a good idea fella BUT





















































YOU WOULD BE MORE FUN AS A LANDLORD OF A FOOTY BOOZER ABOUT 3 MINS FROM THE SWAMP ;)
 
I like that LSU has their mascot, the Tiger, in a sanctuary-type set-up on campus so you can go see him and stuff. Rad.

USC has a ridiculous white horse, named Traveller, that ponces around and shits all over their sideline.

We have no live Bruins (bear cub) wandering around, but the chicks in the Joe and Josie Bruin suits are pretty entertaining.
 
TheDevil'sOwn said:
We have no live Bruins (bear cub) wandering around, but the chicks in the Joe and Josie Bruin suits are pretty entertaining.


im planning a stop somewhere in your godforsaken country enof 20006 start of 2007 after ive seen the ashes. LA is winning, it will be early january. city will be being city BTW , and i could be dragged to one of the blue bruin games if loads of ale was involved,

or are you playing mens rounders then?
 
TheDevil'sOwn said:
I like that LSU has their mascot, the Tiger, in a sanctuary-type set-up on campus so you can go see him and stuff. Rad.

USC has a ridiculous white horse, named Traveller, that ponces around and shits all over their sideline.

We have no live Bruins (bear cub) wandering around, but the chicks in the Joe and Josie Bruin suits are pretty entertaining.


Traveller rules......may the horse be with you.

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and this is for knocking the horsey... ;)

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FLASHWOK said:
because we genuinely love the game and the club.

for me, United is rivalled only by my Yankees, and USC College Football...but all in all I watch United more than either of the two combined.
What FLASHella said, but replace Yankees with Dodgers and USC with UCLA. Enjoy them plenty, BUT...

United is the passion - the others are things to do over the summer and in early fall when the Football's just got started :devil:

My family/GF just try to placate me and pretend they understand when I say I have to get home or go to sleep early because I've got to get up @ 4:30am for Pompey away. When they hear things about Soccer, David Beckham, United, or the World Cup, they let me know because they think I care and are just trying to relate to me on that level. Ms. TDO, God bless her, just leaves me to it. She's been amazing, really. Watched the past 3 FA Cup Finals with me (parts of them, anyway!). Cheered and clapped when we scored and won, liked the cut of Ronaldo's jib, and knew enough about losing to Arsenal on Pens this time that she didn't feel the need to ask for a reason as to why I got a bit "emotional" when they showed the likes of Rooney, Ronaldo, and Rio crying. She just said "I know, baby...it was a tough season. We kicked their asses. feck it - let's do it again next year!" I'm not entirely sure she knew what she was talking about - but I knew she understood.

There isn't a sport here that could stir that much emotion and passion. My father went to Espana '82, as his dying wish, and brought back stories and memories, and I've been hooked ever since. That's why I love the game. I know a guy who's a Ciddy fan out here because he did a semester abroad in Manc when he was @ Uni. This was early 90s, too. No real reason as to why he likes them, he just does. Would've been alot easier to like United, I thought. I was lucky enough to have older brothers who loved Football, in varying degrees, and exposed me to King Eric, United, Bayern Munich, Maradona, Cruyff, Hugo Sanchez, Garrincha, and the World Cup as the greatest sporting tournament in the world. United and its history is what won me over. Working class people behind a "United" cause (I was quite the young ideologue back then!) Couldn't be helped after that.

It was a wilderness in the early/mid 90s. No info readily available and it was a struggle to get hold of a 4-4-2 that wasn't dog-earred and months old. But, the internet came along and changed it for a lot of us over here.

Hence, why we're here, I guess.
 
very well said TDO.

United is the only thing up on the level of my beloved Yankees. That's saying something.

I watch about 45 something United games a year and probaly at most 30 Yankee games including the playoffs...rarely watch basketball at all either pro or college...I'll watch a bit of March madness but only the last rounds and only the last 10 minutes of the games...

never watch hockey, Cowboys are rarely on here, maybe I get to see 8 of their games a year, and with TV, get to see about 9 USC games a year.

so United gets about 45 games of my year, USC, Yankees and Cowboys get about 47 or so combined...that;s saying something.
 
thanks fellas. great read. i had to re read it all today i was bit pissed last night :nervous:
 
Pooooooooops said:
OK FELLAS GOOD STUFF.



now why are you on a man utd board talking proper footy?

Because I live and go to school at one of the bigger football schools in one of the biggest football college towns in America.

It's unavoidable.
 
Those are good!

The best one, though, I can't bleeping remember.

Something to do with a daughter, a son, and dad's dick. Somebody's kissing someone and it tastes like the offending appendage. It's hilarious when told the right way...but complete shit when explained in the way I've just done.
 
FLASHWOK said:
because we genuinely love the game and the club.

for me, United is rivalled only by my Yankees, and USC College Football...but all in all I watch United more than either of the two combined.

Agree with you on the Yankees, who have been my team since the days of Mantle, Ford, and Berra. I attended Arizona State, who will be beating the University of Spoiled Children this year, and am one of the resident Arsenal fans.* Anyway you slice it, however, we get to watch good sports 365 days a year.

*When I was stationed in Germany, I was in the field artillery ("gunners") and our mythical enemy in all the war games was named the "Rote Teufel."
 
FresnoBob said:
Agree with you on the Yankees, who have been my team since the days of Mantle, Ford, and Berra. I attended Arizona State, who will be beating the University of Spoiled Children this year, and am one of the resident Arsenal fans.* Anyway you slice it, however, we get to watch good sports 365 days a year.

*When I was stationed in Germany, I was in the field artillery ("gunners") and our mythical enemy in all the war games was named the "Rote Teufel."

ASU will not be beating USC anytime soon...though Zack Miller (TE right?) is a hell of a good player.



want a great Yankee story? my great uncle Bernie was a batboy for the Yankees from 1927-1930...went on all the roadtrips by train as well!!!!!

his nickname was "high pockets" i forget why...something to do with him carrying around all the balls that they would sign autographs on in his pockets.

he was around Ruth Gehrig...all the greats...unofortunately he watched them gamble and carouse and drink and picked up all those habits...he was quite a man throughout the 40s, 50s, 60s and then began to go downhill from those excesses...lost all of his fortune, sold off all the amazing memorabilia he had accumulated and simply could not stop gambling...he was quite a character and my family wound up taking care of him till the very end since he wound up alone, broke with only a 6 year old english sheepdog as company, finally he died of cancer in 1993...but everything I know and love about baseball I owe to him. he was aremarkable man early on in life, who was devoured by the excess that made him such an interesting character.
 
ive just bought a mets shirt off ebay. seeing as though the yankees are apparently the rags of the baseball world, i reckoned i would have to be a mets fan.


does this make sense?
 
yeah...he had great stories...he was in the army stationed in Paris at the end of WW2, he was the chief liason or some such and as a result was pretty much the party guy of the city...he even dated Brigiitte Bardot a couple of times in the mid-60s or so, was voted one of NYC's most eligible bachelor's back in the 50s or so...

really cool guy. I spent every summer with him for about 20 years or so.
 
Pooooooooops said:
ive just bought a mets shirt off ebay. seeing as though the yankees are apparently the rags of the baseball world, i reckoned i would have to be a mets fan.


does this make sense?

so essentially poooops, you had decided to become a loser? or just perpetuate being a City loser by carrying over the losing tradition to american sports? ;)
 
Pooooooooops said:
ive just bought a mets shirt off ebay. seeing as though the yankees are apparently the rags of the baseball world, i reckoned i would have to be a mets fan.


does this make sense?
Dollars and sense, pooooopsie.

But both are complete shit, though. You would have been better off supporting my boys:

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That's quality Blue, right there.
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Pooooooooops said:
ive just bought a mets shirt off ebay. seeing as though the yankees are apparently the rags of the baseball world, i reckoned i would have to be a mets fan.


does this make sense?

No. You could pick any team in the major leagues, so picking a piece of rubbish like the residents of Shea (which is in Flushing for a reason) is an unnecessary act of self-abuse. I'm a Yankee fan who backs Arsenal in the Premiership, so it's not as if the Bronx Bombers and the the red side of Manchester are tied together at the wrists and ankles. The Mets are the illegitimate offspring of the Dodgers and Giants, spawned in 1961 to make up for the other two franchises moving to California several years earlier. (The Mets colors are orange for the Giants and blue for the Dodgers).
If you are looking for a quality franchise to support, I'd suggest the St. Louis Cardinals or the Oakland As. If it's the color blue you like, try the Dodgers or Blue Jays.
All sports fans should spay or neuter their Mets.
 
TheDevil'sOwn said:
Dollars and sense, pooooopsie.

But both are complete shit, though. You would have been better off supporting my boys:

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That's quality Blue, right there.
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The problem being that it says LA instead of "B" like it should.

Mind you, my baseball team is Atlanta, and they were in two other cities before Atlanta!

My father is a die hard Dodgers fan, going back to the 1940s/50s teams. I love the Dodgers teams of the 1940s-60s. Not just great players, but fantastic personalities.
 
ive made my choice im a mets fan now. although the dodgers blue is very nice.

:)


american football should be the tampa bay buccaneers really :D but when we younger we played in a 5 a side footy comp and our kit was miami dolphin shirts with 13 on them (marino) i think. so the dolphins then for me.


i dont like basketball, so fook that.
 
jasonrh said:
The problem being that it says LA instead of "B" like it should.

Mind you, my baseball team is Atlanta, and they were in two other cities before Atlanta!

My father is a die hard Dodgers fan, going back to the 1940s/50s teams. I love the Dodgers teams of the 1940s-60s. Not just great players, but fantastic personalities.
I told you I love nostalgia!

The fact that the team wore Brooklyn jerseys and "B" caps on Jackie Robinson Day was a stunning acknowledgement of the past. They've never done anything like that before. There was never actually a white home jersey with the Brooklyn scrall on it, so it was historically inaccurate, but that's beside the point.

Yeah, great history with the club - loads of characters and gentlemen. One of my older sister's is actually named after Sandy Koufax and I'm named after Steve Garvey (my name is Gravey :D ). We are a Dodgers family. With the exception of a brother who likes the Angels :mad: - but he also supports Bayern Munich, so what does he know?
 
Pooooooooops said:
ive made my choice im a mets fan now. although the dodgers blue is very nice.

:)


american football should be the tampa bay buccaneers really :D but when we younger we played in a 5 a side footy comp and our kit was miami dolphin shirts with 13 on them (marino) i think. so the dolphins then for me.


i dont like basketball, so fook that.

I was a Mets fan when I was little. I thought Dwight Gooden was the greatest thing since sliced bread. I ended up going to the same High School as he did a decade later.

But a guy name David Cone irritated me so much that after he famously stuck his foot in his mouth (about said Dodgers, in 1988), and after several cocaine scandals involving Gooden and another favorite player, I picked the most pathetic team in baseball - the Braves. I figured they'd be fun to watch with no expectations. Since 1991, they've won their division every year, and lost in the playoffs all but once.

I actually am a Bucs fan, to the extent I am an American football fan, because I am from Tampa. We used to have hillarious colors.

This is what the Bucs looked like before Glazer. Changing the colours and mascot was possibly the only decent thing he has ever done in his entire life other than decide to stop having children after 4.

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TheDevil'sOwn said:
I told you I love nostalgia!

The fact that the team wore Brooklyn jerseys and "B" caps on Jackie Robinson Day was a stunning acknowledgement of the past. They've never done anything like that before. There was never actually a white home jersey with the Brooklyn scrall on it, so it was historically inaccurate, but that's beside the point.

Yeah, great history with the club - loads of characters and gentlemen. One of my older sister's is actually named after Sandy Koufax and I'm named after Steve Garvey (my name is Gravey :D ). We are a Dodgers family. With the exception of a brother who likes the Angels :mad: - but he also supports Bayern Munich, so what does he know?

ahhhh...Koufax...clearly the man. and a Jew...the best pitcher of all time.


one of my close friends who was a die har dodger fan and hated the cardinals at the peak of their rivalry back in the 80s he hated St Louis pitcher Joaquin Andujar so much and referred to him only and always as "Walking Underwear."
 
Pooooooooops said:
ive made my choice im a mets fan now. although the dodgers blue is very nice.

:)


american football should be the tampa bay buccaneers really :D but when we younger we played in a 5 a side footy comp and our kit was miami dolphin shirts with 13 on them (marino) i think. so the dolphins then for me.


i dont like basketball, so fook that.
Oh, alright. A Mets fan, it is. It could have been worse. The San Francisco Giants, Anaheim Angels, or New York Yankees could have been your choice. That would have been a problem.

Dolphins is a fine choice. They won something once and have been shit ever since, even with Ol' Danny Boy at the helm. I've got mixed allegiances, since we have no NFL team in LA. I hated both the Rams and the Raiders while they were here...so, I guess I'm partial to the San Diego Chargers or the New England Patriots because Ms. TDO is from Massachusetts.

NBA Basketball used to be really interesting and entertaining. It's a complete bore now. The Lakers are my team, but I don't even bother unless it's the play-offs. College Basketball is much more entertaining.