Gridiron, I think you call it.
We're talkin' 'bout American College Football - the one sport here that can rival the passion you all have for Football over there. We're quite territorial and tribal when it comes to our Uni of choice. FLASH has glommed on to the USC Trojans because they're the best around currently, while I am a true blue UCLA Bruin, currently attending the school after almost taking a decade off to do nothing substantive
We are cross-town rivals in Los Angeles and we hate each other with a passion. Not FLASH and I, though - we're chums
Ahem...I was accepted to USC back as a youngster and had my bags packed had circumstances not prevented me from attending...and i was a Charles White fan before you were born my poor deluded powder blue clad friend
USC is a private school with zero academic standards - it's for the privileged and pretentious. UCLA, OTOH, is a public Uni and has a glorious academic standing and an incredible amount of important and world-famous people have walked our hallowed halls. USC is located in one of the poorest sections of LA...and it has giant wrought-iron fences erected around its perimeter to keep out the element and keep "Bryce" and "Kaitlyn" safe. UCLA sits in Westwood, a beautiful part of LA, located on the Westside. Rolling hills and green grass, with beautiful architecture and amazing research and academic facilities. USC has got a film school that gest you someplace if you're willing to suck Bryan Singer, Spielberg, or Lucas' cock. Our film school can only boast about Francis Ford Coppola, director of two of the greatest films ever made, Godfather I & II. We also have acclaimed screen-writer Paul Schrader and directors like Penelope Spheeris, Allison Anders, and Gregory Nava as famous alumni.
The above is all true...Jim Morrison attended UCLA film as well. But USC had John Wayne
USC has a storied Football past while UCLA is the #1 school in Basketball. You'll notice FLASH will have nothing to say about that shower of a team when it gets closer to Hoops season.
I hate basketball fortunately
That's just the short version - we can get into it more, I'm sure.
BTW, here's a joke: How do you get a USC grad to leave your doorstep?
Pay for the pizza.