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Samid

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Triple Saudi going well.

Meanwhile Bruno's teammates pissing away one assist after the other.
 

Rightnr

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Eze out. I need Muniz to soften the blow of that Isak goal.

At least Newcastle CS is gone.
 

Sandikan

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Only good decision this week, captaining him.

And it’ll still turn out to be wrong when some randomer everyone else has gets a hattrick
Yeah I was going to say, it'll only prove to be a good captaincy if he ends as your highest scorer.
If you've captained him over doublers that's very brave.
 

Sandikan

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FFS Schar injured now :lol:
It'd be a really close debate between Newcastle, us and Liverpool who has had the sillier injuries in defence this season.
I'd probably still say us, as we've had most of the season without 2 of our starting back 4 and have been fielding a 8th choice centre back (if we count Shaw as an option in there too) who isn't even a defender in Casemiro for 3-4 games in a row now!
 

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Last week Mateta, this week Isak. I need Haaland to do play and do something this week.
 

Dirty Schwein

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No isak killing me but I knew that was gonna happen anyway.

Mateta turned back into his useless self now that my rival doesn't have him.

Seriously feck FPL.
 

Sandikan

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Garnacho special - as in loads of good chances, but it's Antony who ends up scoring!
 

Rightnr

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United concede and the Fulham CS gets wiped out last minute. feck
 

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Another fecking goal that costs me about 10 points. And now Muniz is about to miss out even on a single BP because why?

Shaping up to be another day of no CS.
 
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Sandikan

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Glad a couple of you persuaded me off Bruno.
If I was sitting here with a 2 pointer from Bruno, watching Foden for City really would feel horrible.
 

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I actually can't remember the last time I had a good week...

Actually I do, the week leading into international break. Since PL resumed, it's been non stop red arrows for me.
 
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That's astounding. The bonus points really are odd at times.
But you'd hope for more than 5 from him.

If I'd done Saka to him for -4 I'd be slightly concerned that even a Saka 2 pointer would have given me a net disbenefit!
Yeah, I’ve moaned about them a few times but got Bruno (3), Gordon (2) and Isak (3x2) so will take their stupid decisions today.
 

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Yeah he's been returning but his numbers have been poor.
Would have been fuming if I'd had him. So many throughballs just off.
Garnacho was a frustrating enough watch - he could easily be a double digit merchant most weeks, but only is once every 4 or 5.
I suppose that's the obvious difference between a threat of a winger and a young Ronaldo style beast!
 

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Would have been fuming if I'd had him. So many throughballs just off.
Garnacho was a frustrating enough watch - he could easily be a double digit merchant most weeks, but only is once every 4 or 5.
I suppose that's the obvious difference between a threat of a winger and a young Ronaldo style beast!
To be fair Ronaldo, while clearly a better player, wasn't very effective or scoring a huge amount at 19 either way he?
 

Sandikan

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To be fair Ronaldo, while clearly a better player, wasn't very effective or scoring a huge amount at 19 either way he?
Hopefully Garnacho goes away over the summer and comes back the same monster :drool:
 

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10 pointer for Pickford...on the bench.
Petrovic has a big job to match that even in 2 games.

Got the Branthwaite 6 points though. Maybe harshly denied an assist though I haven't actually seen it.
 

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Branthwaite, you beautiful bastard. I had my eye on him for the longest and against all FPL laws of nature he's not only done great for me but had 3 CS in a row after being a doubt for the DGW. Shame we'll buy him and ruin him next season
 

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Also, for those that left Haaland in their starting line-up on the off chance he's ready.