feck off March. Thinking he might have to go.
Fantasy Premier League 22/23
- Thread starter Samid
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Solly March ... best laid plans and all that crap
Sorry March. 
My rival has 3 Brighton players and they all start. Ffs
I blame @Dirty Schwein for the March hype train.
If anyone in this thread followed the advice of a guy struggling in and around 80k all season then it's their own fault
That's better than a lot of so called Youtube experts.If anyone in this thread followed the advice of a guy struggling in and around 80k all season then it's their own fault
"Experts"That's better than a lot of so called Youtube experts.
I won't mention where I'm at because it might disqualify me from this thread.If anyone in this thread followed the advice of a guy struggling in and around 80k all season then it's their own fault
Don't worry. Even @Samid is allowed to post in here.
Ferguson back is interesting though. Could go Watkins & March to Ferguson & Joelinton for a bit of a differential. Would leave some money in the bank so I could turn Joelinton into Foden/Mahrez in 37 and keep Salah instead of turning him into KDB. Hmmm
feckin hell. Get Solly on.Yeah. Can we cancel this GW?
Double Brighton CS wiped within 30 seconds. You can't make this stuff up. This GW is fecked. I don't think I'll even get to 40 points.
Ugh, just end the PL
Saves a penalty and then a clean sheet against United... Then I bring Steele in and what does he do? Concedes to Everton that dumb fecking cnut 
Its alright. I'm not even top 100 in RedCafe league and I post regularly here.
Least I didn't have to panic about starting Ederson over Steele for long! Fair few with him and Est too, while I have Mitoma and Mac. Potential here.
So it was because of you!Saves a penalty and then a clean sheet against United... Then I bring Steele in and what does he do? Concedes to Everton that dumb fecking cnut
Should've known you had something to.do with this.Saves a penalty and then a clean sheet against United... Then I bring Steele in and what does he do? Concedes to Everton that dumb fecking cnut
Of course Everton scores. It has been that kinda week.
So it was because of you!
Well I did fecking warn you beforehand...Should've known you had something to.do with this.
Don't worry, I have finally got him in so expect many many 2 pointers going forward
At this rate we'll be lucky if he doesn't end up with negative points. Everton is all over Brighton here.Well I did fecking warn you beforehand...
fecking Everton.
Wtf Steele you fecking tosspot
What is going on?!
Cheers Steele, needed just that
Aaaand there it is. FFS. Forget 40, I might not even get 30 points at this rate.At this rate we'll be lucky if he doesn't end up with negative points. Everton is all over Brighton here.
Aaaand there it is. FFS. Forget 40, I might not even get 30 points at this rate.
I’m at 18
Two own goals in one week.Steele own goal
I think I'm done. Deleting my account.
I think I'm done. Deleting my account.
That's rough.I’m at 18
How can this happen??? I've been praying for this for weeks but the cnut gets multiple doubles digit hauls for my rival. I get him in... Concedes 3 and an own goal.
Eat my tiny dick Steele you absolute cnut.
Eat my tiny dick Steele you absolute cnut.
Ouch. That's even worse.I’m at 18
Need some differentials badly, thinking of going Bruno and Odegaard for Salah and March. Is it madness taking Salah out?
Drugs test required here.
This is probably my most unbelievable week ever. Haaland and Alvarez ruining easy 3-4 assists for KDB, Gakpo missing a sitter from 3 yards out, Schar missing a sitter and then scoring an own goal, Steele with an own goal, Isak wasting two great chances, unbelievable stuff.Ouch. That's even worse.
I am 100% captaining Willock next week. Luck is a zero sum game and he is due to get me 28 points at least (so 56).
Doubling down. Love it. But remember, the house always wins.