Fantasy Premier League 22/23

I have a Roberto Firmino hat trick pinned in for that week.
I remember having this line of thought on David Silva last game and I got him in and Captain him... He got a massive 2 pointer. Ended up losing my league because Auba smashed it, and I took him out to fund the Silva move...
 
Why the feck is Martinelli dropped? Jeez.
First the Brighton players, now Martinelli.
Toney is my first sub so PLEASE leave Martinelli on the bench.

Cue martinelli coming on with just enough time to pick up a booking.
 
I remember having this line of thought on David Silva last game and I got him in and Captain him... He got a massive 2 pointer. Ended up losing my league because Auba smashed it, and I took him out to fund the Silva move...
Sounds something like that was 100% worth it and would do again 10 times out of 10.
 
So far, so good for Saka sellers. Not good for Chelsea but feck them
 
I can't fecking believe it. Oedgard on the bench, because he's done feck all for me, Martinelli on, because he's suddenly started doing well. And what happens? Oedgard hauls and Martinelli left on the bench.

Watch him come on for 5 minutes at the end and get 1 point. :mad:
 
I actually sold Martinelli as well :lol: . If I am not getting points, at least others aren't as well.
 
Bit late to leave a wildcard isn't it? Week 38 is notorious for crazy stuff happening too. Line-ups, scores etc.
It's no doubt late and not what I planned, but as the season's progressed with blanks and doubles, there's only been one spot where I could have used it (GW20) to avoid multiple hits (took a -20), but chose not to because I thought it was too early and wanted to save it for upcoming doubles/blanks. When my team looks like it does now, I see no reason to use it before GW38 and maximize it there. I believe GW38 is a lot easier to manuever with a WC than without it.
 
It's no doubt late and not what I planned, but as the season's progressed with blanks and doubles, there's only been one spot where I could have used it (GW20) to avoid multiple hits (took a -20), but chose not to because I thought it was too early and wanted to save it for upcoming doubles/blanks. When my team looks like it does now, I see no reason to use it before GW38 and maximize it there. I believe GW38 is a lot easier to manuever with a WC than without it.

This last line is a definite.
And it's great if you've got a tight battle in your league.

Just not something I've ever seen anyone do as the optimal play.
 
Ehhh, why bench Jota again. He literally won you the game against Tottenham, you fecking white teethed cnut. All these annoying benching this DGW. Atleast Grealish starts again for his 1 pointer. :mad:
 
Ehhh, why bench Jota again. He literally won you the game against Tottenham, you fecking white teethed cnut. All these annoying benching this DGW. Atleast Grealish starts again for his 1 pointer. :mad:
Same with me and Gakpo. Gakpo is delivering every game and now he is benched for bloody Nunez. And yeah, i am ready for Grealish one pointer
 
Ederson benched in an FPL DGW - of course.

I’ve said before and I’ll say it again… I swear Guardiola plays FF.

If he brings Dias off at 59 to deny a clean sheet that’s cut and shut case imo.
 
5/6 starts for my City DGW of Ederson/Alvarez/Haaland... not sure whether that's good or not, but I'm still pissed off I can't win them all. feck off!
 
Ederson benched in an FPL DGW - of course.

I’ve said before and I’ll say it again… I swear Guardiola plays FF.

If he brings Dias off at 59 to deny a clean sheet that’s cut and shut case imo.
I'm gonna wank into my sock if this happens. Gonna wank into your sock if on the way out, Dias kicks the ball away and gets booked :lol:
 
My WC BB went well with Ederson, Zouma and Andreas :lol: feck my life
If you were on WC, Steele and De Gea was the play. City haven't kept a CS in ages. It was pointless getting Ederson in when you have gotten another City attacker instead.
 
Free hit couldn't have gone much worse. Ederson benched (one point from two games), Wan Bissaka benched, KdB out for both games, Jota benched for both games. Ballsed it up.
 
Really annoyed about Gakpo. I am hoping he is still the main number 9 and will play at the weekend and this is just a rest.

My rival took a hit for Robertson and de Bruyne so this is a big chance!
 
Given that Haaland is the only guy who seems to be scoring in my team, I desperately need at least a brace from him.
 
Given that Haaland is the only guy who seems to be scoring in my team, I desperately need at least a brace from him.

The truth is, unless you one of the rares who have him triple captained. You actually don't need much from him, same for anyone who has him, which is everyone more or less :lol:
 
If you were on WC, Steele and De Gea was the play. City haven't kept a CS in ages. It was pointless getting Ederson in when you have gotten another City attacker instead.

Agreed. He could have got kDB or Grealo in.

Oh wait..
 
The truth is, unless you one of the rares who have him triple captained. You actually don't need much from him, same for anyone who has him, which is everyone more or less :lol:

Salah was the only alternative captain. But would have taken some bravery.
And Haaland could still put a couple in today.