Fantasy Premier League 22/23

[Moby]

In fairness, he was reacting to my comment about "smashing" them.
One goal isn't doing that. In fact Gahkpo is scoring higher at half the price.

It was more about his rants about Salah. He was going on about how he was definitely gonna blank last GW as well. Weird dude.

As far as price goes you aren't gonna ever get the highest PPM from premiums but they are still owned for a reason. Should be pretty obvious to most.

 

[Red Star One]

Complimentary Kane goal

 

[Maluco]

Is it your first week on here?
Writing off a player or a score as a disaster a few mins in is what keeps us honest.

Ah dammit the dimwits who kept Kane are rewarded and no suite suite cleanie for us TAA owners (which is probably everyone still active)

I have seen quite a few VVD and Robertson inclusions because of funds. Still plenty of time for another TAA assist, which would be great over those forced into choosing the cheaper options.

 

[Sandikan]

I have seen quite a few VVD and Robertson inclusions because of funds. Still plenty of time for another TAA assist, which would be great over those forced into choosing the cheaper options.

Need TAA and Salah to operate like 2 absolute douches in a team I used to play for did.
Only passing to each other.

 

[Moby]

Can these clowns ever keep a CS.

 

[Maluco]

Need TAA and Salah to operate like 2 absolute douches in a team I used to play for did.
Only passing to each other.

And I am stuck between wanting Gakpo to stay on and wondering if him coming off early will get me another start!

 

[Sparky Rhiwabon]

Complimentary Kane goal

Obligatory?

 

[Sandikan]

And I am stuck between wanting Gakpo to stay on and wondering if him coming off early will get me another start!

I would settle for him head butting someone for a -2 and ruling himself out for the second game.

 

[Red Star One]

Obligatory?

As well, it’s on the house

 

[Andycoleno9]

Bloody Kane always delivers. Even in this shitty team. I miss having him.

 

[Maluco]

I would settle for him head butting someone for a -2 and ruling himself out for the second game.

At least we can agree on Salah/TAA link up!

 

[Sandikan]

At least we can agree on Salah/TAA link up!

Yes, one more linkup from those two, and nothing from Jota and let's shake on that.

 

[Maluco]

Yes, one more linkup from those two, and nothing from Jota and let's shake on that.

Deal! TAA pull back for Salah two yard tap in and Jota on for a 1 pointer!

 

[Rhyme Animal]

It was more about his rants about Salah. He was going on about how he was definitely gonna blank last GW as well. Weird dude.

As far as price goes you aren't gonna ever get the highest PPM from premiums but they are still owned for a reason. Should be pretty obvious to most.

You really don’t get it do you…?

You really don’t grasp how this works…

I think we all agree that Salah WILL DEFINITELY NOT HAUL THIS GW, don’t we?

We all agree and there’s no way we will be wrong. If we are wrong - we’re idiots.

But we won’t be wrong. And Gakpo will definitely keep out scoring him.

 

[Dirty Schwein]

Gakpo smashing it every week... Except the one week I had him the absolute cnut

 

[Moby]

You really don’t get it do you…?

You really don’t grasp how this works…

I think we all agree that Salah WILL DEFINITELY NOT HAUL THIS GW, don’t we?

We all agree and there’s no way we will be wrong. If we are wrong - we’re idiots.

But we won’t be wrong. And Gakpo will definitely keep out scoring him.

Seek help.

 

[Sandikan]

You really don’t get it do you…?

You really don’t grasp how this works…

I think we all agree that Salah WILL DEFINITELY NOT HAUL THIS GW, don’t we?

We all agree and there’s no way we will be wrong. If we are wrong - we’re idiots.

But we won’t be wrong. And Gakpo will definitely keep out scoring him.

If @Dirty Schwein allows it, you two really do need to get this tension out in the open and make some suite suite love.

 

[Rhyme Animal]

Seek help.

*Whoooosh*

 

[Andycoleno9]

Can these clowns ever keep a CS.

I was torn apart between Virgil and TAA. Lucily i picked Trent who delivers assist every game. Virgil is useless.

 

[Rhyme Animal]

Gakpo smashing it every week... Except the one week I had him the absolute cnut

He’s a buy and keep.

 

[Sandikan]

Gakpo smashing it every week... Except the one week I had him the absolute cnut

Haha, this is why you're my favourite poster, for stuff like this
Although i'm forgetting that you and me always have very similar teams so I suffer your sufferings

 

[Rhyme Animal]

I was torn apart between Virgil and TAA. Lucily i picked Trent who delivers assist every game. Virgil is useless.

VVD will score at least 1 goal before the end of the season though… it’s just getting him at the right time.

 

[Andycoleno9]

Gakpo smashing it every week... Except the one week I had him the absolute cnut

It can be worse. You can have him and bench him for Isak like i did last week.

That still hurts

 

[Andycoleno9]

If @Dirty Schwein allows it, you two really do need to get this tension out in the open and make some suite suite love.

They can come to my thread about race for top 4. That is a perfect thread for that.

 

[Dirty Schwein]

If @Dirty Schwein allows it, you two really do need to get this tension out in the open and make some suite suite love.

Yeah I'm ordering them a cheap motel in my hometown of Luton right now.

He’s a buy and keep.

Nah, I can't with the midfield setup I have.

Haha, this is why you're my favourite poster, for stuff like this
Although i'm forgetting that you and me always have very similar teams so I suffer your sufferings

You enjoy my suffering?

VVD will score at least 1 goal before the end of the season though… it’s just getting him at the right time.

Yeah but TAA had much better expected data and now also playing further forward, so with the way Liverpool are defending, better to get the player with the higher attacking potential.

Look at the last few weeks, VVD will have to do a fair bit too outscore him.

 

[Rhyme Animal]

If @Dirty Schwein allows it, you two really do need to get this tension out in the open and make some suite suite love.

I don’t breed with humourless simpletons…

Besides, I’m too busy being fecked by Salah’s complete inability to even outscore Dominic fecking Solanke to possibly begin making love with anyone else.

 

[Rhyme Animal]

Yeah I'm ordering them a cheap motel in my hometown of Luton right now.

Nah, I can't with the midfield setup I have.

You enjoy my suffering?

Yeah but TAA had much better expected data and now also playing further forward, so with the way Liverpool are defending, better to get the player with the higher attacking potential.

Look at the last few weeks, VVD will have to do a fair bit too outscore him.

I agree overall, just commenting that VVD will haul, it’s just when.

He can easily come up with a couple of 15 pointers whereas TAA is currently nicely ticking over with 5s, 6s and 7s.

 

[Moby]

Yeah. Better not to click on show ignored content.

 

[0161_UNITED]

I don’t breed with humourless simpletons…

Besides, I’m too busy being fecked by Salah’s complete inability to even outscore Dominic fecking Solanke to possibly begin making love with anyone else.

Mate, I've always liked your posts and I need to defend @Moby here. Predicting Salah will blank every week is totally your right, but to be fair, it has gotten a bit tedious. This is the one thread where we don't need the toxicity of the rest of the Caf to invade. Do behave...

 

[Rhyme Animal]

Mate, I've always liked your posts and I need to defend @Moby here. Predicting Salah will blank every week is totally your right, but to be fair, it has gotten a bit tedious. This is the one thread where we don't need the toxicity of the rest of the Caf to invade. Do behave...

Shush. You don’t understand.

 

[Sandikan]

Mate, I've always liked your posts and I need to defend @Moby here. Predicting Salah will blank every week is totally your right, but to be fair, it has gotten a bit tedious. This is the one thread where we don't need the toxicity of the rest of the Caf to invade. Do behave...

I assume @Rhyme Animal that English is not your first language, as sometimes you word things a bit oddly.
And that might be what caused this beef with Mobes.

 

[saik]

I'll take a couple of goals from Jota here please.

 

[Rhyme Animal]

I assume @Rhyme Animal that English is not your first language, as sometimes you word things a bit oddly.
And that might be what caused this beef with Mobes.

There is no beef.

And I’ve done nothing wrong.

 

[Sandikan]

Gahkpo off thank goodness.
Need one more Salah goal involvement. Or Tottenham getting back into it. Either or.

 

[Sandikan]

Jota studding someone in the face. Just a yellow. Riiiight.

 

[Moby]

Son has 4 goals in last 5.

 

[Samid]

Jota owners getting away with murder. Watch him get 15 points this GW.

 

[Red Star One]

Jota studding someone in the face. Just a yellow. Riiiight.

Both him and Grealish should’ve been sent off

 

[saik]

Jota studding someone in the face. Just a yellow. Riiiight.

That guy who did the same to Shaw in our game earlier didn't even get that.

 

[Withnail]

Jota studding someone in the face. Just a yellow. Riiiight.

Mad decision. I'll take it though as I have him in my team.