Jack Harrison. Destroyer of game weeks. cnut.
Fantasy Premier League 22/23
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13 from Mac and Mitoma. Decent. Estupinan as expected a trap.
Mitoma with 1 bonus point, take whatever i can get.
Toney 3 goals against Saints incoming.
Once again would've been better to not make changes. Taking a hit for Estupidman so I could bench Tarkowski's 9 pointer 
Once again would've been better to not make changes. Taking a hit for Estupidman so I could bench Tarkowski's 9 pointer
Tarko's 9 on the bench is a shame, but on paper wasn't a better option than the 3 i'm starting.
People taking hits and stuff to get Brentford and Brighton defenders though...
People taking hits and stuff to get Brentford and Brighton defenders though...
3 Bonus points also!
No? He's on 1.
Nah he's on 1 thanks to that cnut Harrison
Salah captain certainly didn't work, likely will cost me the lead in my mini league.
How did Son look anyone? Stats say lively (5 chances created and 4 shots).
Another fecking disastrous game week
Kane hurt me so bad, but I enjoyed Liverpool losing despite owning Salah.
Jack Harrison said March got the final touch, hopefully FPL do the right thing and give March his goal back.
Sounds like a march owner.
Goon defender tries to escape without an own goal.
I’m the opposite Evra: I hate this game.
Sigh. The Salah vs Haaland in the end was pretty even. Both only had a pen. One cnut missed his.
Did you take Haaland out? Always going to be brave with his goalscoring record and 0.3m or 0.4m bank.
Yep. Will get him back after the double.
Justice for Solly. Give the damn goal.
36 with 9 to play. Let's see.
No chance mate. Don't do this to yourself.
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So the league leader in my mini league by 8 points fielded the exact same XI with same Captain this week. Damn.
Hey guys,
I’ve been watching from the sidelines all season and I love the thread
Thanks for the tips as well. I’ll try to share some BUT I’ve captained Trolley and removed Kane so if you want to lose rank WHAM! I’m your man
On 21 with 9 to play but Toney as captain doesn’t fill me with hope.
I’ve been watching from the sidelines all season and I love the thread
Thanks for the tips as well. I’ll try to share some BUT I’ve captained Trolley and removed Kane so if you want to lose rank WHAM! I’m your man
On 21 with 9 to play but Toney as captain doesn’t fill me with hope.
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You'll fit right in. Welcome to the shit house.
Are there any of you who struggle with defensive output recently ? I'm pretty happy with how my midfielders and attackers are doing, satisfied with the fact I got Mitoma straight after their loss against Arsenal, but I have a headache with goalkeepers and defenders - I simply can't get more than one CS per week last month.
I'm stopping in to see how y'all are doing this second half of the season. This weekend, I'm boycotting work. Supposed to be reading a book for a book review, but I'm not up for all that.
Personally, my team has been in the toilet since the World Cup break. Thanks to FPL having a 'Second Chance' bracket, I have an exact account as to how dreadful my picks have been. Currently at 4,370,000 since Christmas after being at something like 750,000. Last week was more first decent week in 2 1/2 months. Somehow I managed 74 points (-8) which got me from 2,350,000 Overall Rank - 1,900,000 OR
This week I'm on 33 (-4) and the curse of Toney (C) continues. Every damn time I bring him into my team, he blanks. Foden helped me out, last week, especially because I captained him and hauled 22 points, but he is the flop this week. Man City fixtures are looking a bit more challenging, but I'm likely to keep both Haaland and Foden through the coming blank week.
Last year this time of the season, Son had a flurry of goals, I'm waiting for the right moment to bring him in. Although that will need to wait, as I'm all set for a bench boost for GW 29. This is the first time all season, I'm feeling confident in my squad. Likely going to float transfers for the next couple weeks.
I'm curious, where can I find out how the Redcafe League ranks against other leagues. It used to be easy to see how leagues match up against each other, but I can't find it. A few times when I had small green arrows, I still dropped dramatically in our league.
Even Brighton's twitter account is joining in on the fun.
As March owner I obviously prefer if they give it to him but not holding out any hope.
Even Brighton's twitter account is joining in on the fun.
As March owner I obviously prefer if they give it to him but not holding out any hope.
Yeah I want that given to him but if not, why didn't Mitoma get the assist?
I believe it was because there were like 2 deflections before Harrison/March touched it.
I may need an attacking return from Shaw today, looking like we will concede with our midfield.
Welcome, Toney should come good in his second fixture (I hope, captained him too)
Hope Arsenal blank tonight. Can't be having Martinelli and White hauling when they are on my bench.
Liverpool and Kane doing their worst for my FPL rankings. Reeeeed arrow
Hope Arsenal blank tonight. Can't be having Martinelli and White hauling when they are on my bench.
Haha, NO CHANCE.
This game is gonna be a bloodbath - that Fulham side is leaking goals and set up for Martinelli to have a mega haul. Mark my words.
Are you ready @Dirty Schwein?