Fantasy Premier League 22/23

Just about to moan about Foden, but at least KDB got his dirty feet on the ball for the assist.
 
Cancelo isn't getting returns they said :rolleyes: Listened to them I did :mad:

Could be worse. You could be the guy that was adamant Cancelo doesn't have a "high ceiling". Ultimate mad quote that was.
 
Triple captained that Norwegian freak didn’t I so of course he isn’t going to score today.
 
@rajds89 He’s due a blank, can’t keep up these stats forever.

If I’d had Kane or Sterling I’d have capped either over him today - sounds mad I know but it’s how I play.

Sterling benched but I’m very confident he’ll come on and haul as Son did a few weeks back.

Kane will mega haul I reckon.
 
Surely no one actually uses the TC in a SGW?

On paper it's a bad idea, but in reality it can easily pay off better, although not in seasons like Salah having two great fixtures last season, and in top form.
I remember a geezer using it on Aguero's 5 goal haul v Newcastle a few years ago - 75 points!

Whereas I once used it on a Man City player in a double game week for a 3 pointer!
 
Has anyone else ever been up against a rival who’s crap player but is on a run of literally unbelievable luck…? It’s SOOO annoying.

Literally EVERY week th far this season there’s some incredible piece of blind luck for him.

This guy didn’t have Salah for the freak 9-0 blank, but had Diaz instead…

This week I have James - benched.

I have Foden - surely that tops his midfield…? Nah, he has Bruno fecking Guimeres mate.

His team looks like utter shit and his moves are ridiculous but again and again there’s some freak luck that goes for him.
 
Has anyone else ever been up against a rival who’s crap player but is on a run of literally unbelievable luck…? It’s SOOO annoying.

Literally EVERY week th far this season there’s some incredible piece of blind luck for him.

This guy didn’t have Salah for the freak 9-0 blank, but had Diaz instead…

This week I have James - benched.

I have Foden - surely that tops his midfield…? Nah, he has Bruno fecking Guimeres mate.

His team looks like utter shit and his moves are ridiculous but again and again there’s some freak luck that goes for him.

There's always those who luck out here and there. Get a 15 pointer 3rd sub on etc.
But they don't tend to survive all season like that is all you can reassured by.
 
Not so sure but who knows?

But if the alt is losing Kane, must be better tfr options than the two you mentioned? If you lose a top price player, you need to get two decent ones out of it?

(Perisic and Bailey to Almiron and any number of def options?)
Perisic dropped and Almiron scores. This guy ⬆️⬆️⬆️ knows his stuff? Eh @Moby :)
 
I was slightly worried at HT Mr Blobby wasn’t going to score after I made him captain. He got his goal in the end though.
 
On for a point now

Ah yes, of course, the obligatory point.

Literally can’t wait to get James out of my fecking team, and definitely won’t be going there again this season.

Probably gonna have to keep the useless cnut until after GW12, but soon as is possible I’ll be savouring kicking him out.

Might get Kepa to cover their clean sheets.
 
Does everyone have Cancelo? Feels like it.

On 39 and behind a few big scores for people with Toney and Solankie as budget 3rd FWD but I’ve got a few differentials, big one being Son being the big one.
 
Runner guy, question.

How long after eating an average sized hot meal should you wait to go for a run? (nothing OTT, several k, jogging)

Just jogging, probably an hour to 90mins.
Racing/hard effort I always leave 3 hours.

(Used to regularly come a cropper mistiming the first line in my earlier days :) )
 
If Son doesn’t score big that’s me finished with fantasy football..
 
Everyone has him - he’s the defender equivalent of Haaland captain.

Everyone who properly is obsessed enough to be talking about it on a forum does....but with so many expensive choices not everyone actually does.

A few seasons ago he was a bit of a hipster choice and never really realised his potential, but now, it's just madness to risk not having him.
 
If Son doesn’t score big that’s me finished with fantasy football..

I watched the game earlier, and he scores 2.

I won't ruin it for you by revealing whether that's goals or points.