It's a one-liner stretched into several volumes.
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Indeed.
Ha, Moyes hasn't even got a phone. That's why he can't sign anyone. And to top it off, his mobile is shit. Haha, bloody Moyes, he's a right eejit. He's from Glasgow, like Fergie...has the same accent lolzy. Did we mention his phone isn't working? *snigger*
The Nev has spoken, I can't disagree with that.
There seems to be a group of people desperate for us not to sign fabregas just so they say they were right and it was all bollocks, I don't really get it myself.
Shut up Nev, you cnut. You're right though.
Straight up, it's all those bloody threads like "If we end up with Osman, no points & get relegated should Moyes be shot or hung"? It's a self-fulfilling prophecy of shite.
It was cringingly bad.
If?
Well don't worry mate, even if there's a glimmer of hope in the morning I'll be back on the muppetwagon
Saw a guy on another thread had rated our summer as a 4/5 so far!
I love that guy's positivity!!
But I wouldn't want to see a 1 or 2/5!
I love that guy's positivity!!
But I wouldn't want to see a 1 or 2/5!
Was merely poking fun at you, Steve.Tomorrows MEN is supposedly going to have a 'Triple blow for Moyes' article. Make of that what you will.
Triple bid for Fellaini, Gibson and Osman rejected...
That's what happens when reporters get told that he, "Can't say".
Fellaini signs a MUFC contract for not just one year, but three?
What design will you be using? I always find that the thinness of newspaper precludes the standard folding methods.
Moyes involved in triple blow from MEN?
Osman declares that Moyes isn't good enough to attract a player of his calibre.
Is Fabregas definitely doing a press conference tomorrow?
We can't match Cudicini's ambitions, apparently.
Oh good, that'll be good to wake up to!
Fabregas saying he's staying, Ronaldo signing a new contract, and Fellaini saying "the goons on Redcafe reject me? They should be so lucky, I reject them"
Moyes' comments regarding Waynetta, "But I don’t need to convince anybody to play for Manchester United.".
Is this him telling us that Cesc didn't need much convincing?
If there is a straw, I will happily grab it.
Is this him telling us that Cesc didn't need much convincing?
If there is a straw, I will happily grab it.
Aye, it's useless - you need to double up, at the very least, and then the whole bloody construction becomes all...bloated and not very nice to look at.
Same as every fecking morning then...
His new office phone has been delayed, he's used up all his mobile data on porn and something else hilarious and phone related.
What's my prize for winning?
To the Osman thread!
Oh wait there isn't one...*nudge nudge, wink wink*
Oh wait there isn't one...*nudge nudge, wink wink*
String! The string on his yoghurt tub phone set-up snapped. That's the third one, right? Right?
I'm a fecking comedy genius.
I'm a fecking comedy genius.
I will try anything to keep the colony believing.
I don't know how you've done it, but you have just exactly described my day tomorrow.
You've snapped.
I know, he was using bean tins, not yoghurt tubs. I feel so foolish.
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