Carlton Palmer - kill yourself.
He is a host for CL matches out here in Asia, and when asked to review United last night, this was his comment.
"That performance by Fabio was the worst performance I've ever seen from a left back in all my years of watching football, you could tell there was a goal coming from that side of the attack. I can't believe Fergie let him out there to play. I also wonder if they signed Fabio to help the better of the brothers(Rafael) settle...you know teams do that sometimes."
You lot complain about Gray, Hansen, Shearer....but this is who we get. Dimwitted bastard, the goal came because Carrick lost possession, so of course we got caught short at the back. Yes Fabio was a bit out of place a few times last night, but the worst performance EVER?
I'd say I can't wait to get out of here, but back in Australia, I have the expertise of Craig 'fozzie' Foster awaiting me. Trust me, you guys are blessed.