[WouterWeghorst]

9* Zirkzee & Dalot are still on the pitch

Back to 2 maybe! Everyone's been shite.

 

[FerociousCorgis]

Maz has been our only hope in defence, how is he the one coming off?

He's been holding his knee a bit lately.

 

[Glorio]

Bruno!!!!!!

 

[Superunknown]

WHAT A GOAL BRUNO!!

 

[laughtersassassin]

I'm good with Hojlund off but why the feck is Zirkzee still on the pitch. He is such a hindrance when he can't pass two yards.

Awful decision leaving him on

 

[DWelbz19]

I disagree.

Peak Martial, Rashford, Fernandes no.10 (before he lost the ability to shoot), [redacted] on the right, grandpa Edi with one last dance — it was a very very good attacking side on the transition. Debate whether team X or team Y or team Z were better at it than us but I have no doubt in my mind we were one of the very best and such a threat against higher lines or on counters.

 

[DJ_21]

What a free kick

 

[thisisnottaken1]

Didn’t you get the memo? This Everton team and their players are better than ours although they were much closer to relegation than we currently are.

This but unironically.

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

come on!!!

 

[ken11]

I've never seen Chido play - at least we get 20 mins now.

 

[Champ]

Bruno Fernandes is a clown. Get him off free kicks for fecks sake

This aged well

 

[elmo]

No desire. Manager has dangerously thrown the season.

Ineos has done it when they decided to bring him in and not reinforce during the January transfer window.

 

[Fortitude]

Good goal.

 

[Widow]

Good hit

 

[Oranges038]

Fernandes is the worst type of player to have as captain.

 

[Ollie Derbyshire]

Top 5 worst performances of the month for sure.

The month, so not to bad then!

 

[Geistman]

Whilst I think it is very premature to talk about sacking but if you want to keep your job you have to show desire to fight. Demand some pace, make some fecking subs, anything!!!! We're 2-0 and look pedestrian

 

[Jazz]

YESSSSSSSSS

 

[moodyred]

Game on!

 

[DJ_21]

This best kick start us now

 

[Rustyspider13]

You know what, that is lovely. Fair play to Bruno.

 

[2 man midfield]

Remember when we could score a free kick?

You were saying?

 

[Schmeichel=God]

Our contracts should be proportionate to league position....the idea that these guys are gonna be paid as much as they are to get us to finish 17th is comical.

Without a shadow of a doubt. Should be paid 25k a week and that's it.

Scored but who cares

 

[rajds89]

Game on, somehow.. come on!

 

[Irrational.]

Here we go.

 

[Mike Smalling]

We scored a goal.

 

[Ronaldo's ego]

 

[cj_sparky]

Cristiano Fernandes finally gets a freekick right.

Come on lads!

 

[stretford_oslo]

wow

 

[Freak]

Yay. The only player in our team capable of scoring

 

[gaffs]

Changing manager won’t solve anything. We looked just as hopeless under EtH.

Not saying to change the manager, but we were never this bad under ETH.

Maybe only the Palace away game, but we were down a lot of players.

 

[GlazersHater]

Out of nowhere

 

[thisisnottaken1]

Get in Bruno! Our first goal in the league this month!

 

[Danny]

Any Neville haters going to have a go at Rio? Just said it's the worst United performance he's ever seen... and on Talkcrap, Stuart Pearce has been scathing, saying in first half, of Zirkzee's first seven touches he passed to Everton players every time

They're right though aren't they? We aren't showing any heart or desire which is the bare minimum

 

[Ish]

Get in.

 

[sixdwarf]

How the eff is Eriksen still on the bench.

 

[Wheato]

obi hattrick

3 points in the bag

 

[WouterWeghorst]

What's Tourettes guy doing on the goal? Maybe game on!

 

[Orton]

Nice.

 

[Sara125]

Can’t watch it, are we as bad as I’m reading on text updates???

Same shit we serve up week in week out…

The usual suspects not able to pass or keep possession to save their life. Maguire is Maguiring. Our players not winning 50/50s. Corners going absolutely feck all anywhere. Fernandes abysmal. Take your pick.

Edit: and as I am typing this Fernandes has just scored from a set piece.