Music Eurovision 2024

[nimic]

I thought the draw was supposed to be random, but it can't be random that the top competitors are at the end, yeah.

It's not random. I think most are randomly drawn for either the first or the second half of the show, but then the producers can do what they want within that. And I'm sure they can do what they want anyway.

 

[Shane88]

Look at this show-off, actually singing. How dare he.

 

[Scarlett Dracarys]

Brave taking to the stage in a net curtain

Lots of nipple action

 

[Rob]

I quite liked the French song.

 

[Withnail]

I thought the draw was supposed to be random, but it can't be random that the top competitors are at the end, yeah.

There's absolutely no chance it's random

 

[Cheimoon]

Best singer of the competition, so that's something at least.

By a distance. He's milking it in that bit away from the mic, but his singing is awesome.

And he made peace declarations at the rehearsals during his song and now again after his song. Hope he gets a lot of points.

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

Right, we all heard Graham Norton… “she’s 29”.

We’re good.

 

[RedSky]

That Brighton bit.

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

J Lo is Austrian?

 

[Withnail]

Right, we all heard Graham Norton… “she’s 29”.

We’re good.

She's stunning

 

[nimic]

Why is RedCafe so horny? Have we got any psychology PhD candidates on here who can make it their dissertation?

 

[HookedOnAPhelan]

Dear lord.

 

[hellhunter]

Right, we all heard Graham Norton… “she’s 29”.

We’re good.

 

[Zebs]

Wasn't expecting to see the hotel in Brighton that my missus and I stayed in after our first date to feature.

 

[nimic]

This is extremely 2004.

 

[Scarlett Dracarys]

Dear lord.

I saw it too

 

[Shane88]

This is new, a strawberry blonde flanked by muscly fellas.

 

[Samid]

Has she been repeating the same 5 words for 3 minutes?

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

Fit woman? Tick

Sexy outfit? Tick

Easy words (rum di dum dum)? Tick

Top 10 maybe

 

[Andycoleno9]

Yeah, she was the hottest one today.

 

[Reiver]

Another year gone. Another year where nothing tops the Polish milkmaids

 

[sebsheep]

They've gone full dance track

 

[utdalltheway]

Cinq pointe.

 

[Scarlett Dracarys]

Yeah, she was the hottest one today.

Those boots.

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

Has she been repeating the same 5 words for 3 minutes?

It’s to get a simple chorus in your head to capture votes. There’s NO RULES against it

Doesnt work on me because I’m too smart for that ….

 

[nimic]

It’s to get a simple chorus in your head to capture votes. There’s NO RULES against it

Doesnt work on me because I’m too smart for that ….

TOO SMART

 

[RedSky]

Another year gone. Another year where nothing tops the Polish milkmaids

Correct.

 

[Samid]

Another year gone. Another year where nothing tops the Polish milkmaids

 

[Reiver]

Happy times

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

Another year gone. Another year where nothing tops the Polish milkmaids

You’re welcome

 

[Pexbo]

Crikey it’s like she’s wanking off a big dick

 

[sizzling sausages]

What the feck was Estonia?!

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

Crikey it’s like she’s wanking off a big dick

“Like”??

 

[altodevil]

What the feck was Estonia?!

Vsauce

 

[utdalltheway]

Not even slightly suggestive.

 

[nimic]

Crikey it’s like she’s wanking off a big dick

You reckon?

 

[HookedOnAPhelan]

Imagine her ass with a side of Guyanese curry

 

[nimic]

Vsauce

Michael here.

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

oh damn, I can’t vote for Olly Alexander. Woe is me

 

[Withnail]

The app is totally fecked. I thought it was free but you have to pay so feck that but whoever you pick changes when you get to the payment section