Even the olympics don't have opening ceremonies this long. Get on with it ffs.
Music Eurovision 2019
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Damien always gets a decent shot.
36 songs, I need to start drinking.
phoar, can we just have 3 hours of the two female presenters!
That girl looks like she's wearing her underwear. Quite lovely though.
Is she singing in English?
Return to your land? Israelis will love this.
Well, that was pretty awful Malta.
and then I watched Albania and suddenly Maltas wasn't so bad.
and then I watched Albania and suddenly Maltas wasn't so bad.
Brexit Party might use it though
What the feck. Why did this guy suddenly do a shit British accent?
Wtf are these guys doing
This sounds like something that was cut out off a FIFA soundtrack.
Did Bez somehow get turned into a twatty millennial?
No socks, no vote.
Are Phoenix from the Czech Republic?
Has there always been this much miming?
Oh, she looks very grumpy. She needs a hug 
Germany saying they're tired of always losing in a Eurovision song is quite funny
Czech Republic - my sweepstake - feel like I've heard them before on the Fifa08 soundtrack.
"I tried to hold you under but you kept breathing"?
Is this supposed to be a confession to attempted murder?
Is this supposed to be a confession to attempted murder?
Germany absolutely horrendous
That Maltese girl looked very nervous and sort of only half match fit in a Luke Shaw sort of way to me.
Czech Republic were catchier in the semi finals. Kinda sucked tonight!
That Maltese girl looked very nervous and sort of only half match fit in a Luke Shaw sort of way to me.
Czech Republic were catchier in the semi finals. Kinda sucked tonight!
@ me when theres some nice tits
Did we ever find out what those sisters were trying to hide?
Wish countries would sing in their native languages.
More interesting hearing something different than just English and nobody listens to lyrics anyway.
edit: "Russian singing "I'll swallow hard" made me giggle.
More interesting hearing something different than just English and nobody listens to lyrics anyway.
edit: "Russian singing "I'll swallow hard" made me giggle.
I thought the whole song was about a failed attempt to assassinate Hitler by a bunch of sisters
Holy feck, Russia have gone to warp!
Edit: Now he's in a shower.
Edit: Now he's in a shower.
These bumpers all look like re-enactments from Assassins Creed I.
Russian bloke auditioning for the next Bond theme song.
Did he run out of words that rhyme with fire?
I'd hate to be wearing that and then suddenly have a craving for tomato soup.
I hope he squeegies the showers after he's done.
Did Graham just say a ladder? I'm sold.
Yeah, he did.
So that's what Peter Reid has been up to recently.
She's balding.
Denmark sounds like the year 9 school talent show entry.
Are they all miming?
This Danish woman...She looks like a serial killer.