I’ve already got a Cavani #7 shirt.
I have historic bad luck with my shirts. I got an Ince shirt in March ‘95 and we sold him to Inter three months later.
I got an Anderson shirt in ‘09 after we won the CL. He was terrible the following season, had disciplinary problems, and ended up doing his ACL and missed half of it.
I got a Martial shirt at the start of last season, because he was good the year before. And he turned to absolute garbage.
This year I got Cavani, who’s going off to play international fixtures and will miss a lot of games, and now looks like he might lose his shirt number anyway.
Who should I curse next?