England vs Iceland

Gary fecking Cahill ladies and gents. 100k a week and needs to take a touch to deal with a ball rolling along the floor when a simple 10 yard pass is dead in front of him..
 
Rooney has delivered some quality corners in a fairness, but his overall play has been dire.

Rooney's heads gone. Hes been fine all tournament, but what is clear now is that he knows how bad it will be if they lose this, and he has cracked under the pressure. Should get him off the pitch.
 
Hope Iceland can hold, they really deserve it.
 
England - can't defend, can't create, can't save, can't score, can't make good subs, can't get the right team, can't pick the right manager!
 
We should bring on Rashford.

That means Henderson is probably going to be on the way.
 
I don't think that will happen mate. Mourinho always liked Rooney. Didn't he even try to buy him to Chelsea?

He tried to sign Rooney when he was decent he's a shadow now of what he was back then. If he's our midfielder for next year I worry for the team.
 
Someone should remind the players this is Iceland. There are English pub sides better than them.

I doubt that to be honest. They've got a game plan, and they've executed it well. This looking down on opposition does little to give off the impression that the English approach these sort of games the wrong way.
 
Someone should remind the players this is Iceland. There are English pub sides better than them.
Obviously not. Iceland are playing great collectively defense and are timing their presses very well.England just have no idea what they are doing.
 
Okay when they went 2-1 up I still thought we'd win. But I'm not so sure now. Calling us shite would be an understatement.
 
Why is England so shit though? I mean historically. Does not make sense. Do they feel entitled to something and thus are not showing the effort that is necessary?
 
What amazes me is that most of these players from Iceland play for shit teams in Norway and Sweden, the guys in the England team play for the top sides in the PL.

Reflects badly upon the Owl.
 
Someone should remind the players this is Iceland. There are English pub sides better than them.

I wouldn't go that far.

Iceland would run most of them off the park, they are clearly one of the better small nations.
 
I like to think the advertising hoarding is being really passive aggressive when it switches to "Nice" after England do something terrible.
 
I wonder in all seriousness if they really care. Of course they'll feel some sort of wounded pride for a day or two but then I'd say when the next payslip comes in and they return to their clubs full of wonderful foreign talent it'll only be a distant memory.