Emergency Board Meeting called to discuss the future of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

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The board don't care about football. They care about MONEY.
 
Now seems like a good time. I would have done it after the Liv game (that shit wouldn’t stand with me) but they gave him one last chance and it’s been rubbish. Joel will cut him loose tonight, with a heavy heart.
 
DickDastardly said:
I don't think Zidane has the balls or the will to come.

Why would he risk his reputation for us?

There is a France national team spot waiting for him.

Can't see it to be honest.
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I don't think he will come to us either but, if he did and it didn't go as planned, the French spot would be an easy out for him.
 
Cal? said:
They are above us in the table.
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And not playing any european football. Not even the Europa Conference, they are still the banter club.
 
Tomorrow's newspaper

Simon Stone: United board not happy with the recent string of games, but expresses confidence in Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.
 
I don't believe it for a second. Just remember how incompetent and delusional this board is. They gave him a 3 year contract at the start of the season when he had just bottled a Mickey Mouse title that seemed harder to lose and had led us through 3 trophyless campaigns.
 
It’s probably just Woody and his Uni cronies having their weekly “Pimms for hims” Zoom call. They’ll mostly spend their time reminiscing about guys called Lord Underpants the Third and Viceroy Bumsalot.
 
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Seij said:
Tomorrow's newspaper

Simon Stone: United board not happy with the recent string of games, but expresses confidence in Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.
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Not this time. He’s out. Probably won’t be announced until Monday so no comment until then, I suppose.
 
If only we can have the zoom details for this meeting and join in
We have a few home truths to tell our incompetent board
 
Hugh Jass said:
Zidane can barely speak english though. I read he was just learning it. Then again Contes english is poor enough too.
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Not that I think Zidane will come anyway but I doubt language would be an issue.

Spanish : De Gea, Mata, Ronaldo
Italian : Bruno, Dalot
French : Varane, Pogba, Martial

He would be able to communicate with a decent portion of the team and would probably bring in bilingual coaches to get his point across until he learns English
 
Do you think they are all watching some disney cartoon together?
 
Blood Mage said:
The Times aren't very reliable these days, if it gets reported by the Guardian or the Telegraph then cocks out. It's sad that we're all getting excited over Ole Gunnar Solskjaer getting sacked by the club, but our idiotic board and owners have driven us to this.
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Why does it make you sad? He can resign if he wants. Regardless, he can go to sleep tonight knowing his bank account is looking better by the hour.
 
Hope the Liverpool game is on TV in that board room. Just became 4-0.
 
C3Pique said:
Seriously?

I bet all the other lads hung around the edge of the box and took potshots until kickoff like we used to on sunday league. Bruno's toking on his vape, and McTominay's got half a can of lukewarm cider still on the go from last night.
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Yep, I couldn't believe my eyes.

You're right, the others did pass and shoot on the edge of the box :lol:
 
Too little time between now and Villareal to make this decision.

We should wait until there's an international break or something to make this decision. Another chance to give him more time to turn this around.
 
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