Emergency Board Meeting called to discuss the future of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

[LARulz]

That's so humiliating for everyone at United. We are the biggest banter club going

 

[ChaddyP]

Imagine not pulling the plug during the international break like all the other clubs did. What a nightmare

 

[pascell]

Hope it's true, we warmed our defenders up today by lining all four up, have them jockeying backwards then each took turns to head the ball that was thrown into the air by McKenna. We did that at primary school ffs.

 

[V.O.]

That's a name I haven't heard in a while. Where's he these days?

Probably in a bin behind Pep's house trying to forage enough discarded socks to make a new gimp suit.

 

[Cal?]

Wow, those calling for zidane need their heads read. Utd will continue to concede with zizu as manager.

Who for the next boss? Not a clue but not a utd old boy

According to what? In 19/20 & 20/21 combined, Real Madrid conceed 1 goal more than Atletico over 2 seasons.

 

[Escobar]

About 3-4 months too late. Bunch of amateurs

 

[pseudo_canadian]

Have the board considered sacking themselves?

 

[Sandikan]

How does castles know a virtual meeting is happening at 7pm?

Clearly one of 2 things have happened

1. Someone has leaked it to him
2. He's totally made it up

He's an arse generally, but number 2 seems bizarrely specific when he could have just said there are "plans" for an emergency meeting.

 

[)_(]

Will this shite ever stop leaking to the press?

 

[LARulz]

Probably like we did when they had whoever they had before Klopp.
However, we'll get on the right manager by sheer percentages soon, then they won't be laughing.

You mean the guy we're going to hire

 

[Nick7]

About 3-4 months too late. Bunch of amateurs

1-2 years too late if we’re being honest.

 

[2 man midfield]

They usually brief most of the press. Romano on it now too.

Ah fair enough. Just seen the Romano tweet

 

[Sandikan]

That's so humiliating for everyone at United. We are the biggest banter club going

Arsenal say hi.

 

[mav_9me]

Imagine not pulling the plug during the international break like all the other clubs did. What a nightmare

Par for course for board

 

[Spoony]

Well the club does invest money in the squad. What amazes me is how can the likes of Woodward keep their job while fecking again and again. This club is screaming for an experienced football CEO who knows football inside out.

It's bizarre considering our revenues have flatlined and they're all moneymen. But yes we need restructering.

 

[Laurencio]

I didn't think it would be possible for that squad to actually lose to Watford, let alone be utterly humiliated. Should have been sacked after the Liverpool game, but keeping him on after this match is footballing suicide. Chelsea will tear us to pieces - it could very well turn into a cricket score.

If the board doesn't sack him now, they never will.

 

[Catt]

The glazers will probably give him another contract

No

 

[Tom Cato]

Duncan Castles is the one reporting this..

Is he reliable?

No Duncan is not reliable.

 

[SirAF]

Do it.

 

[Withnail]

Castles is extremely reliable.

 

[mav_9me]

Arsenal say hi.

Clearly it's a battle of the incompetent American owners and we are winning at this time... Yay !!!

 

[LARulz]

Arsenal say hi.

Admittedly not in Europe but they are above us in the league and in all honesty, we have a (on paper) a much better squad

 

[Sandikan]

Romano is saying "part" of the board in favour of a sacking.

Which part aren't for goodness sake!

 

[BluesJr]

I mean if you want to defy reality that’s fine.

 

[hungrywing]

Places, people. Five minutes to go. Break out the gods. Gentlemen, start your prayers.

 

[Cal?]

Arsenal say hi.

They are above us in the table.

 

[madredmike]

I've heard there is a emergency board meeting over the future of ole but there is nothing official yet.but I definitely think it time for ole to go have defended him for a long time but I have had enough I've never been so embarrassed as a united fan over the last 38 years I have supported the club

 

[Swedish_Plumber]

1-2 years too late if we’re being honest.

Yup, should never have gotten the full time job. Feel sad for him, especially him putting his hands up to the fans. But we need to move on and get our bloody act together.

 

[tenpoless]

Obviously we need NYSE to open before announcing.

 

[Green_Red]

This is what the Glazers will ask during the meeting.

"Ed, did we still take in the same revenue from the television deal? Did we still make some money from the sponsors? OK, so how did we lose exactly? What's football?"

 

[Hampshire Rec]

Bring back the Gaffer!

 

[clarkydaz]

Manchester United are monitoring the situation

 

[Dobba]

Romano is saying "part" of the board in favour of a sacking.

Which part aren't for goodness sake!

The part that don't know their ATM is funded by a football team.

 

[UNITED ACADEMY]

I know it's difficult for some to understand, but they didn't want Conte

I don't think you understand what I meant. If they do emergency meeting, they would realise that Conte is the best available option.

 

[::sonny::]

New contract extension

6 yrs

 

[Spoony]

Romano is saying "part" of the board in favour of a sacking.

Which part aren't for goodness sake!

Isn't It obvious?

 

[Massive Spanner]

Didn’t Castles announce LvG’s sacking first? I know that had a lot to do with Jose, but still.

 

[Withnail]

I mean if you want to defy reality that’s fine.

Castles is a bullshitter. I stopped listening to his transfer podcast once it became clear him and McGarry were just throwing shit at the wall to see what stuck.

When has he had an exclusive about United that was correct apart from when Mourinho was here?

 

[C3Pique]

Hope it's true, we warmed our defenders up today by lining all four up, have them jockeying backwards then each took turns to head the ball that was thrown into the air by McKenna. We did that at primary school ffs.

Seriously?

I bet all the other lads hung around the edge of the box and took potshots until kickoff like we used to on sunday league. Bruno's toking on his vape, and McTominay's got half a can of lukewarm cider still on the go from last night.

 

[KiD MoYeS]

The zoom call is off, Joel has misplaced his laptop password.