Elon Musk's epic bacon adventures

Sell up, as there are loads of fans who would pay extra to be a part of it all. I'm not saying its fair or just but at least that there is a reasonable way out.
 
BREAKING NEWS

After some media backlash they've decided that X Æ A-12 is a stupid name. The kid's name is now X Æ A-Xii instead.
 
OleBoiii said:
BREAKING NEWS

After some media backlash they've decided that X Æ A-12 is a stupid name. The kid's name is now X Æ A-Xii instead.
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Apparently it was because the law in California does not allow using numbers in names.
 
Is just strategy to get more favourable terms in China
 
He is going to register the name in Texas if California does not allow it.
 
Reading he might get voted out of Tesla because of the big bonus he's given himself.
 
freeurmind said:
Reading he might get voted out of Tesla because of the big bonus he's given himself.
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Hes not actually given himself a bonus though has he? - its just the contractual terms agreed with shareholders in 2018
  • Musk currently doesn’t receive any salary or cash bonuses—just stock award options that vest based on Tesla’s market cap and growth milestones.
  • Under the terms of his January 2018 compensation package, the next set of options tranches come into play for every $50 billion market value increase—so if Tesla’s market cap reaches $650 billion, Musk could earn the full record-breaking pay package, which could be worth up to $56 billion in stock awards.
  • Musk currently owns around 34 million Tesla shares, or 19% of the company. Under his compensation package, if all of his options vest, Musk can acquire another 20.3 million shares, according to Reuters.
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Can't believe he got away with calling someone "pedo guy" without any justification. There was not even photo evidence of said guy being around other pedos.
 
In unrelated news here's a photo of Elon looking particularly spiffing for anyone who hasn't had a wank today:

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dumbo said:
Can't believe he got away with calling someone "pedo guy" without any justification. There was not even photo evidence of said guy being around other pedos.
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also, literally friends with epstein and socialised with maxwell

 






some genius may manage to work out the complicated thought process here
 
Elon Musk is so fecking annoying. Someone should take away his twitter account.
 
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