Elon Musk's epic bacon adventures

6th March 2020·



To be fair he's become a Billionaire, and has gotten to bang Grimes so much that she's pregnant.

He would, I imagine, have multiple houses all set up to deal with stuff like this.

From where he's sat, the World must feel very separate, and lots of things must seem far away and thus hard to empathize with.

But I'm sure he could at least imagine this is very, very scary for 'normal' people and families!
 
To be fair he's become a Billionaire, and has gotten to bang Grimes so much that she's pregnant.

He would, I imagine, have multiple houses all set up to deal with stuff like this.

From where he's sat, the World must feel very separate, and lots of things must seem far away and thus hard to empathize with.

But I'm sure he could at least imagine this is very, very scary for 'normal' people and families!
Nah, I am calling bs on that. He is not some inbred royal cocooned all his life. The average CE forum poster can see the statistics of covid-19 , the impact on health and economics (Musk probably got annoyed because the SM is crashing), and certainly understand why people are panicking.
 
Nah, I am calling bs on that. He is not some inbred royal cocooned all his life. The average CE forum poster can see the statistics of covid-19 , the impact on health and economics (Musk probably got annoyed because the SM is crashing), and certainly understand why people are panicking.

Didn't suggest he was - hence, 'he's become a Billionaire'.

It's a comment that lacks sensitivity though isn't it. People are losing their lives and his comment lacks any constructive input.

But fair play to him, I'd rather be in his situation than mine right now.

Clever guy, silly comment.
 
Elon's next adventure after attempting to rescue kids from caves


He's just trying to find any excuse for them to let him keep his factory open. He's knows Tesla might not survive this if they get behind on production and customers cancel orders.
 
Was at a conference where he was the keynote a few weeks back. He actually told the audience he wants to start a "Starfleet Academy".
Man needs to just focus on making some cars for a change.
 
If they can get the equipment manufacturers to release the detail specifications/drawings quite a few big engineering companies will be able to contribute something - maybe even Tesla.

Firms who do their own design prototype construction and have the scale to do pre-production runs might be able to produce parts, even if it will take multiple suppliers. Prototype/pre-production facilities may well have both the skills and the flexibility to help - it needs massive coordination and design and commercial openness though.

Yeah, I know. Got to keep the hope alive.
 
I knew he wouldn't be able to resist. I'm just surprised it's this mundane.
 
Not surprising and the units still are potentially useful to the people receiving them. If they can find a way to use them safely then there are suggestions that they could offer patients better odds of avoiding the kind of deterioration that puts them in ICU.

Unsurprisingly though he plays fast and loose with the terminology. The PR headline matters more to him than the reality. Not that he's the only one doing that, of course, and he's certainly not the most dangerous one.
 
I still find it amazing how the 'pedo' comments towards that diver didn't result in more backlash against Musk. The guy has too many fanboys.
 
I still find it amazing how the 'pedo' comments towards that diver didn't result in more backlash against Musk. The guy has too many fanboys.

It's ridiculous that he got away with it, as well. Just goes to show how easily the legal system can be manipulated if you have enough money.
 
If he was smart, he'd get the feck out of manufacturing vehicles right now while he's on top and focus only on battery technology.

The likes of Audi/VW, BMW, Mercedes, Toyota, Honda, Hyundai etc are going to absolutely destroy him when they move to equivalent electric cars to those offered by Tesla. These companies are literally at the forefront of technical invotation when it comes to vehicle development while Musk is merely a very large fish, in a very small market. There's a reason that his model s have practically had minimal design changes in 8 years....

Besides the gimmicks of his vehicles, they're poorly built pieces of shit.
 
I still find it amazing how the 'pedo' comments towards that diver didn't result in more backlash against Musk. The guy has too many fanboys.

Case in point:



Further down that thread...



Guess where he works?

Staff Network Engineer, Tesla, Inc :lol::lol::rolleyes:
 
You're wrong. Musk combines - unlike anyone other - intelligence, creativity, vision and so on.

You are talking about him like he is some sort of god. He is just a smart guy who got very lucky. Just like every other billionaire out there.
 
You are talking about him like he is some sort of god. He is just a smart guy who got very lucky. Just like every other billionaire out there.
Read the first few posts of the thread.
 
If he was smart, he'd get the feck out of manufacturing vehicles right now while he's on top and focus only on battery technology.

The likes of Audi/VW, BMW, Mercedes, Toyota, Honda, Hyundai etc are going to absolutely destroy him when they move to equivalent electric cars to those offered by Tesla. These companies are literally at the forefront of technical invotation when it comes to vehicle development while Musk is merely a very large fish, in a very small market. There's a reason that his model s have practically had minimal design changes in 8 years....

Besides the gimmicks of his vehicles, they're poorly built pieces of shit.
hopefully hes blasted himself off to mars by then
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/09/spacex-plans-how-elon-musk-see-life-on-mars.html
 
Personally, I hope Elon Musk runs for president one day. It would be very interesting to follow the saga of Eboue, since he'd probably either decide to join Musk's grassroot campaign in a "burn it all down" kind of way, or he'd turn to domestic terrorism and revolutionary agitation.

Win/win.
 
Yea let's all kill ourselves so that Elon Musk can get this 50 Billion. Just feck off and die.

There's another guy in India, Narayana Murthy suggesting we all work 60 hours to save the economy. Why don't you choke on a cock for 60 hours a week Murthy? fecking prick
 
Personally, I hope Elon Musk runs for president one day. It would be very interesting to follow the saga of Eboue, since he'd probably either decide to join Musk's grassroot campaign in a "burn it all down" kind of way, or he'd turn to domestic terrorism and revolutionary agitation.

Win/win.
You’re set up to be very sorely disappointed.

Born:
Elon Reeve Musk
June 28, 1971 (age 48)
Pretoria, Transvaal, South Africa