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Newcastle vs Liverpoo
Newcastle vs Liverpoo
EFL Cup Final 2025 | Newcastle 2-1 Liverpool FT
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The scouse FA cup final.
Today I feel...toon fan.
Funny situation to have effectively won the league before playing the league cup final. Not much to play for after this game.
League? What league?
Liverpool should win by at ieast a two goal margin but knowing them Newcastle to lead for the majority of match only for VAR to step in to help Liverpool level the match and then the final won with a Salah penalty in added time.
Despite my loathing of the scousers I’d rather them win it to be honest so that the geordies keep their silverware search going for many more years to come, deluded twats that they are..
The refs will bail Liverpool out. No doubt the shock of seeing the divers not get a penalty during the week will see them get a couple today.
Pity both of these cnuts can't lose but if really really pushed would prefer *grits teeth* Liverpool to win just to so those Geordie cnuts go home crying. Scouse have the legaue won so not winning the League Cup won't hurt them
Come on Newcastle!
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Newcastle fan for this.
Newcastle have a great chance. Liverpool are nothing special. If they outwork them, they have a real shot.
Liverpool will get a penalty of course, so they need to score at least twice.
Liverpool will get a penalty of course, so they need to score at least twice.
Newcastle have to beat Varys and his diving birds for the good of the realm.
For the rest, there's still the hope that every team that gives Liverpool a guard of honour then proceeds to trounce them.
Ideally, Newcastle take this to extra time. This might mean Liverpool will be exhausted and it will affect their form the rest of the season too.
I'm clinging on to any hope.
I'm clinging on to any hope.
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Slot’s head looks extra shiny today.
Must have oiled his head.
How have Liverpool managed to find another manager that’s as passive-aggressive as Klopp?
That Newcastle defense isn't great.
Baffling that Jota has kept his place. Looks so far out of his depth since his latest injury.
polished his head in the Shine-O Ball-O
Biggest match of their season, and the Toon graphics men have put out that graphic?? Looks terrible.
What is that picture of Salah supposed to be? It's looks like something from a gay dating site profile pic.
That logo is horrifying.
You must be visiting some fancy gay websites
Come on Barcodes!
Need Barnes to get at Quansah from the starts.
Anyone but the scouse scumbags
Early Newcastle red to lose the match?
Today I feel Saudi
LEHSH FOOKIN DO ITSCH TOGETHAH 
I swear the Dutch accent is Sean Connery trying to do a German accent
I swear the Dutch accent is Sean Connery trying to do a German accent
LEHSH FOOKIN DO ITSCH TOGETHAH
I swear the Dutch accent is Sean Connery trying to do a German accent
This has the potential to be something crazy like 3-2 or 4-3.
You're not wrong. It is pretty comical that the best Liverpool side in decades can only win the league when no one else shows up.
Ref to McAllister; "You only get 9 more of those before I book you."
Weekly post of mine posting about how Salah is the sloppiest ‘world class’ player I think I’ve ever seen. So many great positions are squandered by his poor touches, poor passing attempts and poor decisions in general.
Com'on Liverpool smash these dirty oil money bags.
No var check for that on macallister?
Clear yellow at a minimum but it's not given as it MacRat