I mean, starting a new chapter of his career at freking real madrid and he decides it would be just the thing the spend his holidays eating higuain
You can embrace your feelings, the caf is a safe place.
Aren’t Real Madrid notorious for beefing their players up? Wonder if they’ve changed his diet to bulk him out with some muscle mass before he cuts down to lean mass.
Why is it disturbing?The talk on Hazard’s ass size here is slightly disturbing to say the least
If jovic can get around 30 odd for then it will be fine. I expect hazard to get at least 25 next year.Nah Hazard wont bulk up because Hazard doesn't do gym work, well according to him anyway. He really isn't a player Madrid fans will warm to IMO, yes he is a world class talent but he doesn't have the work rate or the goals per season they will demand from him, like it or not he will be seen as a Ronaldo replacement, and Ronaldo he isn't.
If jovic can get around 30 odd for then it will be fine. I expect hazard to get at least 25 next year.
Hazard 25 goals? Not a chance unless Ramos gives him all the penalties even then would be a surprise.If jovic can get around 30 odd for then it will be fine. I expect hazard to get at least 25 next year.
Since we're still talking about his weight, I thought I'd share this. AS photoshopped Hazard's head on Benzema's body.
Since we're still talking about his weight, I thought I'd share this. AS photoshopped Hazard's head on Benzema's body.
I like that they've took their time to recreate his tattoos, but it didn't occur to them that they could at least try and steal a body from somewhere else and not from the official photoshoot of the same club that same season.feckin hell, surely not, that whole club is next level circus backed with propaganda machine, North Korea has nothing on them. Then again they photoshoped crowd in US few years back.
Since we're still talking about his weight, I thought I'd share this. AS photoshopped Hazard's head on Benzema's body.
Hazard 25 goals? Not a chance unless Ramos gives him all the penalties even then would be a surprise.
It's mostly bloat and water (you can easily add 10lb in a very short time this way) as well as a bit of fat from over-consumption.Can one really get that fat just by overeating everything and sitting on your arse for two weeks doing nothing else? I mean i did but it was an accumulation for over two years instead of just two weeks
Zidane is a hero there; Hazard can follow that tact and be the same. This notion he has to go there and score a gazillion goals is way off.Nah Hazard wont bulk up because Hazard doesn't do gym work, well according to him anyway. He really isn't a player Madrid fans will warm to IMO, yes he is a world class talent but he doesn't have the work rate or the goals per season they will demand from him, like it or not he will be seen as a Ronaldo replacement, and Ronaldo he isn't.
Zidane is a hero there; Hazard can follow that tact and be the same. This notion he has to go there and score a gazillion goals is way off.
Your expectation or theirs ? Wouldn't it better to actually hear from the Real Madrid fans ?"Just do what Zidane did and you'll be alright"
It's not way off, if his overall performances are like they were at Chelsea, the Real Madrid fans will crucify him. The expectations are that they've signed someone that will be consistently influential, scoring and setting up others on a frequent basis.
Everyone knows he has the ability to do it, main concern is if he's mentally strong enough to cope with the demands.
It's mostly bloat and water (you can easily add 10lb in a very short time this way) as well as a bit of fat from over-consumption.
Unfortunate for a footballer to be snapped in the middle of his holiday downtime, but it's far from a big deal and will be gone within a few days of pre-season.
Zidane is a hero there; Hazard can follow that tact and be the same. This notion he has to go there and score a gazillion goals is way off.
Your expectation or theirs ? Wouldn't it better to actually hear from the Real Madrid fans ?
Madrid fans will crucify him if his performances are like they were at Chelsea ie by far the best player every season bar one?"Just do what Zidane did and you'll be alright"
It's not way off, if his overall performances are like they were at Chelsea, the Real Madrid fans will crucify him. The expectations are that they've signed someone that will be consistently influential, scoring and setting up others on a frequent basis.
Everyone knows he has the ability to do it, main concern is if he's mentally strong enough to cope with the demands.
Madrid fans will crucify him if his performances are like they were at Chelsea ?
Definitely yes then.
Definitely yes then.
Thing is, Hazard oozes quality everytime you see him play. Sometimes things don't work out for a team but Hazard was never the reason for it. You can expect a top player to win you a game almost singlehandedly omce in a while but you can't expect him to do it week in week out. That'll be different in Madrid, he'll have far more match winning team mates there and on top of it, Zidane will most likely again form a highly functional unit out of the team.
People completely overestimate the impact a single player can have in football. I think Hazard will be much more consistent for Madrid than he was for Chelsea. A big part of the reason Messi and Ronaldo were so consistent was also that they played in highly functionable teams that were head and shoulders above 90% of the competition they faced. If they hadn't played for SAF-United/Madrid and Barcelona that would've affected their performances, too.
Thing is, Hazard oozes quality everytime you see him play. Sometimes things don't work out for a team but Hazard was never the reason for it. You can expect a top player to win you a game almost singlehandedly omce in a while but you can't expect him to do it week in week out. That'll be different in Madrid, he'll have far more match winning team mates there and on top of it, Zidane will most likely again form a highly functional unit out of the team.
Thing is, it's simply not true. He's been as much at fault for Chelsea's absurd variation from season to season as any other player at the club.
Thing is, it's simply not true. He's been as much at fault for Chelsea's absurd variation from season to season as any other player at the club.
It's impressive that you've quoted your own interpretation of what was said, however, you have to look at the history of the club in question, their relationship with this type of player (they adore them) and work out what the mean is between two points."Just do what Zidane did and you'll be alright"
It's not way off, if his overall performances are like they were at Chelsea, the Real Madrid fans will crucify him. The expectations are that they've signed someone that will be consistently influential, scoring and setting up others on a frequent basis.
Everyone knows he has the ability to do it, main concern is if he's mentally strong enough to cope with the demands.
You're speaking with a lot of authority on this whilst not acknowledging the club or culture of football played there or their history with this type of player. Whether they want a new Ronaldo or not, the type of player Hazard is is massively appreciated by Real Madrid and the Spanish footballing culture as a whole. Plus, they aren't stupid; who in their right mind follows Hazard's career and then expects something the total opposite of his entire body of work?One thing Real fans want is effort, Hazard at times do ant really show that and if you don’t think fans don’t want a new Ronaldo you are very much mistaken.
It's impressive that you've quoted your own interpretation of what was said, however, you have to look at the history of the club in question, their relationship with this type of player (they adore them) and work out what the mean is between two points.
Lazy and effective is wholly different to lazy and shite, ala Oezil in his semi-retirement state.
Hazard does his usual and lays it on a plate for others a few times a game whilst doing little else, will not be the player slaughtered at Real Madrid over the guy missing those gilt-edged oppurtunities.
You're speaking with a lot of authority on this whilst not acknowledging the club or culture of football played there or their history with this type of player. Whether they want a new Ronaldo or not, the type of player Hazard is is massively appreciated by Real Madrid and the Spanish footballing culture as a whole. Plus, they aren't stupid; who in their right mind follows Hazard's career and then expects something the total opposite of his entire body of work?
The path Hazard has to follow is etched out in stone by former greats of that club who played his role. Ronaldo barely comes into it other than being another expensive signing from the PL.
He is far better than Brian ever was.
You're forcing conflation for no good reason, though. Hazard is not a replacement for Ronaldo in any like for like sense and it's an insult to the intelligence of a viewer to think they are going to expect a Ronaldo-esque output from a type of play they've known for the past 70+ years. Real Madrid have an illustrious history with this type of player, and any fan/supporter worth his salt knows this and what to expect - or what should be the remit for a player like Hazard.I have a good few Madrid fans, who live in Madrid, who are still incredibly unhappy that Ronaldo went and Bale stayed. Perez isn't their biggest fan at the moment and wont win in a popularity contest with Zidane. I don't mean to with "a lot of authority" I simply think that if Hazard puts in some of the half arsed performances he did at Chelsea, it wont be long before some Madrid fans turn on him, weather or not his guilt edge chances are squandered by another player.
You're forcing conflation for no good reason, though. Hazard is not a replacement for Ronaldo in any like for like sense and it's an insult to the intelligence of a viewer to think they are going to expect a Ronaldo-esque output from a type of play they've known for the past 70+ years. Real Madrid have an illustrious history with this type of player, and any fan/supporter worth his salt knows this and what to expect - or what should be the remit for a player like Hazard.
'Effort' won't come to it unless he isn't producing those chances and being a creative lynchpin. It never does.
Depends how often those off days will come, and when. If he plays out of his mind for 20 games, shreds barcelona in the clasico and then puts in a couple half arsed performances against the likes of eibar and getafe, no one will care. If he puts in those half arsed performances in the clasico though, or if those become a frequent occurrence, then yeah it will be an issue and we'll be on his backHow am I forcing conflation? Are you saying Real fans will be happy with him strolling round the pitch on one of his off days? Id say Real fans will think he will up his game cause he is playing for "Madrid". They already have a player who they don't appreciate, this club steeped in "illustrious history". I just find them a bit of a shithouse of a club to be honest.