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Eden Hazard | "It's time to enjoy life drinking beers"
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Keep dreaming boy (Kratos voice).
I fecking love this man. Great lad is Eden.
I love him now too. 
He deserves to have a serious shot at winning the Champions League.
One of the very best players of his generation who hasn’t been able to shine on the big stage because of a mediocre Chelsea team.
One of the very best players of his generation who hasn’t been able to shine on the big stage because of a mediocre Chelsea team.
A bit like Messi not really shining at the World Cup.
I just realised, style wise, hazard is basically a slightly improved version of Brian Laudrup.
Real Madrid fans blaming him for being fat
At Madrid it’s easy to become fat
At Madrid it’s easy to become fat
Mental.
He is far better than Brian ever was.
That surely cant be real...
Will he function in the real environment? Always saw him as a character who needs to feel comfortable. Not sure, if he will fulfill the high expectations at Real.
Someone tried to rival Ben Yedder in getting as fat as possible in a few weeks
Doesn't look close to being a professional athlete there. No wonder football players get a lot of stick.
I mean, starting a new chapter of his career at freking real madrid and he decides it would be just the thing the spend his holidays eating higuain
He always gets a bit thicc during the off season.
The man loves his cheeseburgers.
The man loves his cheeseburgers.
I’m pretty sure every summer since 2015 he’s either looked bigger or there were pictures of him being bigger while on vacation. Nothing to see here.
Yep. He's been blown up out of all proportion.
It probably helps him not get knocked off the ball in fairness
The return of the FAT Galactico
I reckon all these players who turn up to preseason overweight and out of shape, can’t wait till their career is over and they can enjoy all that fine food.
The probably seriously suffer throughout the season with a sportsman diet.
The probably seriously suffer throughout the season with a sportsman diet.
How big must his arse be now?
My thoughts exactly, wording aside.
I will never understand how a professional could be this naive in such an important moment of his career.
They’ll burn that body fat off, training in that heat on a daily basis.
Doesn’t white make you look tubby?
Doesn’t white make you look tubby?
Can one really get that fat just by overeating everything and sitting on your arse for two weeks doing nothing else? I mean i did but it was an accumulation for over two years instead of just two weeks
I don't think he was ever like that for Chelsea during the summer?
I don't think he was ever like that for Chelsea during the summer?
That's because he had some respect for Chelsea. Now that he's gone off to a lesser side for his retirement, it's cheeseburgers galore.
Mmmm, Galatico Burger.
Metabolism is a bi*atch
Regardless, he will tear it up down there.
Truly following in the steps of Ronaldo (fenemono, not the other one)
I see fat Hazard is trying to follow in the footsteps of fat Ronaldo.
Not everyone has a metabolism that sees them put on very little body fat after coming off a training program that burned about 10k calories a week . He's on holiday. Probably eating a bit more than he would have had he been at work like everyone else that's human. So after a couple weeks he's out on a few pounds of body fat a d probably 10 pounds of just water weight. By the time pre season is over and he's back on his regular routine he will look lean again.
I have to be super careful with my own diet. I can and do gain weight by eating 2000 calories a day if I'm not regularly exercising. Other people need to consume 4000 calories a day constantly before they even start moving the scale.
He’s always been a porky little bastard. That thicc ass is what makes his low centre of gravity so strong.
The talk on Hazard’s ass size here is slightly disturbing to say the least
The talk on Hazard’s ass size here is slightly disturbing to say the least
You can embrace your feelings, the caf is a safe place.