Richter
Hairy big footed Swede
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Just tried it a bit, seems ok. It's pretty much a standard console fps with a Duke tag on it.
What a huge pile of shite it has turned out to be.
Duke Nukem 3D was a quality game.
What a huge pile of shite it has turned out to be.
It was.
I haven't played this - and don't play on playing it - but from what I've read it's completely different. There's a picture going around that's ironically showing the differences in level design between the two games. Where Duke Nukem 3D had pretty big levels, with secrets and hidden places, etc, Duke Nukem Forever is pretty much one big straight line. Always.
Xander, I know that you started the thread, and you wanted the game to be good, but you really should let go and admit that it's a massive train wreck!
Xander, I know that you started the thread, and you wanted the game to be good, but you really should let go and admit that it's a massive train wreck!
I'll only be paying £2 for it when I trade inFamous 2 as my shop only charges that much if you trade a game within a week of its purchase so for £2 a week I can play anything I like.
You do know that they'll soon stop you from doing this don't you?
Why would they?![]()
Because the developers and the publishers don't like it, it loses them revenue. This might surprise you, but you will soon buy games where you only get the first two levels, and then for the rest you'll need an online pass or an unlock code, and that will be linked to your account/machine and your account/machine only, meaning that if you sell, rent, or exchange the game, they'll start asking you for money to play it, or, the game itself will cost a lot less, but then you'll have to pay to unlock the rest.
It's one reason why I hate modern game "journalism", the whole thing is a total joke, and in many cases based on the "opinion" of some spotty teenager just out of "journalism" college. Yep, that's right, they are not writing for the Daily Telegraph because the Daily Telegraph wouldn't have them. Then you get the opposite with EDGE who don't even put the names of the people that judged the game on their reviews, so it seems as if it's the opinion of all of the writers of the magazine when it very clearly isn't, but you have no clue. Names should be on the reviews because you can then see the track record of that reviewer such that if you disagreed with them in the past, you at least have some form of basis point.
0/10 from 1UP, really? That means that the game has no value whatsoever, zero, worthless, which clearly cannot be the case. They've pulled that trick on to be controversial on purpose, thus generating lots more hits to their website.
I wish that they would do what many film reviews do, and go for a 5 star system, and poll multiple reviewers scores together to get the overall. If a media organisation has 5 people doing reviews get all 5 to review every game. What the hell else are they doing on a daily basis?
* - Poor
** - Average
*** - Good
**** - Very Good
***** - Outstanding in every aspect
It isn't complicated, get rid of the bloody numbers.