Where's your commitment?
Old Mate: "Proposing... love of my life... yadda yadda"
Diarm: "Can you think of any good defenders who played with Christian Ziege?"
Old Mate: "Eh? Easy. Sammer, Kohler"
Diarm: "Picked already. Could be from any team he played in (explain draft concept)"
Old Mate searching with his smartphone: "Maldini? Costacurta? When did Baresi retire?"
[Bride-to-be arrives]
BTB: "Hi sweetie, how are you today? Hi Diarm"
Blokes immersed in phones: "Uh, yeah, hi... we are looking for a CB that played with Ziege"
[Anto: I would like to imagine she is bloody perfect and suggests Kohler but it doesn't work with the narrative]
BTB: "Ok, whatever, what is that little box on the table?" (wink wink nudge nudge)
Diarm: "D'oh!?! A ring, he is... Wait... how about Augenthaler.
@Gio would approve"
Old Mate: "Uh, nice. Who the feck is Gio? Wait... Babe? BABE!!! Where are you going??????!?!?"