I think he is, martial is the mysterious handsome type.
Do we have the sexiest team in the league?
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I think he is, martial is the mysterious handsome type.
You've got some good looking dudes but some real gargoyles as well. For every Canvani, Varane and Martial, you have a Maguire, McTominay and Pogba.
prophetic…
When everyone keeps saying we're fkd under Ole I dont think this is what they meant.
Dunno. I’m really, really straight. I won’t even watch smut with a penis in it. Or if I do, it’s got to have two penises in it to cancel each other out.
Not sure why those directors think we want to see a fella getting gobbled. What audience is that for!
I'd much rather we were playing beautiful football and on top of the league with a handsome points total.
You might win more trophies but we’ll win more hearts! Sexomasocism FC
Even though I identify as a heterosexual male I want to fight you on some of these! Some of those you class as gargoyles are hotter than the good looking ones to me.
McTom and Pogba > Martial for sure.
Cavani is deffo sexy though.
Ey don’t minimise them, Spielberg’s first splash may have been in the porn directing industry. We’ll never know.
Martial is arguably the most handsome man in the squad. Some of you lot think a jawline and a generic haircut is handsome.
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