90s Liverpool sort of shit.
Do we have the sexiest team in the league?
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Is it just me or does Lindelof looks similar to Brooklyn Beckham?
Too small and too hairy.
That's what she said.
Remember it’s not the size — it’s what you do with it.
Thank god
I mean just look at Mata there. Varane looked like a sexy as Fook GQ mother lover in that suit but Cavani and Mata take us to another level. Lindelof is no bad either. I’d say we are comfortably champions even with that Gru looking dude at the back bringing the average sexiness down.Yeah.
As an alternative, who would be the ugliest team in the league?
Stoke City used to have a team at one point which only a mother would love.
We don’t have Jack Grealish though. He’s a sexy modern David Beckham and all the girls love him or so I’ve been told by one of the newbies.
Bailly has this smouldering I’m confused look going on.
McT has this rugged Scotsman look to him too.
McT has this rugged Scotsman look to him too.
yeah. and a frozen chicken doesn’t really care either way.
Surely the debate is over once the Ronnie deal is over the line
A front three of Ronaldo, Cavani & Sancho in a game could see scenes like at Nice, except it's a swarm of ladies invading the pitch.
Think it’s fair to say right now no one can touch us. We looked unbeatable with just Cavani but now with Ron and Varane we are god level tier.
Varane
Ronnie
Pogba
Cavani
Greenwood
McSauce
Lindelof
Martial
Rashford
Sancho
Bruno
Are on my list
Ronnie
Pogba
Cavani
Greenwood
McSauce
Lindelof
Martial
Rashford
Sancho
Bruno
Are on my list
Varane
Ronnie
Pogba
Cavani
Greenwood
McSauce
Lindelof
Martial
Rashford
Sancho
Bruno
Are on my list
How is Lord Thiccness not on this list?
We already did because we already had Cavani.
He looks too much like a bulldog with his beard and chubbier cheeks for me, not sexy more adorable.
But I agree, his ass is caked up.
Yep, your squad's sexyness has just nosedived.
Ghastly take, that.
I try to live up to expectations from time to time.
Ha!
Ronaldo doesn't do much for United in this comp. It's like City when they signed Grealish. United were already the comp favourites because of Cavani.
If it was ever in doubt....
What if we've bought this Ronaldo?If it was ever in doubt....
With whom?
McTominay?Varane
Ronnie
Pogba
Cavani
Greenwood
McSauce
Lindelof
Martial
Rashford
Sancho
Bruno
Are on my list
Are you into the chavvy delinquent look?
He looks like he robs bikes.
You might need to go see a doctor.
Any good as a DM?If it was ever in doubt....
Oh feck yes
Not very mobile
De Gea
Dalot Varane Lindelof Telles
Pogba Pereira
Sancho Mata Ronaldo
Cavani
Subs: Grant, Bailly, Shaw, James, Pellestri, Greenwood.
Carrick in the dugout. #OleOut
Dalot Varane Lindelof Telles
Pogba Pereira
Sancho Mata Ronaldo
Cavani
Subs: Grant, Bailly, Shaw, James, Pellestri, Greenwood.
Carrick in the dugout. #OleOut
We're up there and really should be fighting for that title, but unfortunately the manager just isn't good enough.
We need to get Poch in, the sexy bastard.
We need to get Poch in, the sexy bastard.
Bit of a bust then
At least there's one area where we absolutely destroy everyone else out there.
Cavani, Ronaldo, and Varane. United could buy Kimmich and Goretzka, just from selling those three shirtless calendar.
Sancho is considered good looking? I always thought he was a slightly thinner Harvey Price.
You guys win with Mata and Cavani alone though.
You guys win with Mata and Cavani alone though.
Surely there must be some romancing between our men and women’s teams.