David Squires In The Guardian
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Just read it - loved the Twin Peaks scene, the Leeds references and Conte's search for a target man 
Another good one this week, featuring both 'Redknapp mode' and 'Conte mode'
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...n-riyad-mahrez-and-his-leicester-city-impasse
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...n-riyad-mahrez-and-his-leicester-city-impasse
Another good one this week, featuring both 'Redknapp mode' and 'Conte mode'
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...n-riyad-mahrez-and-his-leicester-city-impasse
Puel's 'body armour'.
Another good one this week, featuring both 'Redknapp mode' and 'Conte mode'
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...n-riyad-mahrez-and-his-leicester-city-impasse
"False Hope" written across the Ad Hoardings at the Emirates
I missed that"False Hope" written across the Ad Hoardings at the Emirates
Love that Evans is also waiting at the airport.Of course Taxi-gate is here
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...-squires-on-west-brom-mini-break-in-barcelona
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...-squires-on-west-brom-mini-break-in-barcelona
Gareth Barry as Travis Bickle is superb.
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...nchester-city-arsenal-and-political-prisoners
The crying Arsenal fan and Gary Neville
The crying Arsenal fan and Gary Neville
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...t-the-world-cup-and-footballs-brave-new-world
The Pep vs Conte Playstation match and the VAR panels
The Pep vs Conte Playstation match and the VAR panels
More useless than a million Luke Shaws
Another good one this week. Jose as Paul Watson red pilling..
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...d-squires-on-the-fa-cup-and-football-heritage
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...d-squires-on-the-fa-cup-and-football-heritage
"Cuh, typical Mourinho, parking the bus."
"It's not parked, it's just stopped because Jose's thrown Luke Shaw under it."
"It's not parked, it's just stopped because Jose's thrown Luke Shaw under it."
Neymar, the brazilian Bieber and incurable bell
featuring a penis tattoo.Neymar, the brazilian Bieber and incurable bell
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...-liverpool?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_reddit_is_fun
Brilliant one this week. Absolutely nails it on the Pogba front. "They've a problem with the colour of his *ahem*". Brilliant stuff.
Brilliant one this week. Absolutely nails it on the Pogba front. "They've a problem with the colour of his *ahem*". Brilliant stuff.
Yeah, that, Bell pics and the Tango panel all had me laughing
Smalling standing in the cereal bowls
Jose as the Tango man slapping Guardiola with Butch Wilkins commentary - my word...
The Class of 92 one is brilliant.Still laughing.
this guy is fantastic
"Despite the fact Smalling would be harder to spot if he stood in your breakfast"
Yes, he got very excited on Twitter when that video was released, so knew this was coming.
So good.
Amazing.
How is he ever going to top that?
How is he ever going to top that?
He's pretty good. 
Love that he featured the crying City fans.
Love that he featured the crying City fans.
Absolutely fecking hilarious
That is brilliant haha.
He's pretty good.
Love that he featured the crying City fans.
Even more cringeworthy than Harry Kane claiming 'that' goal on his child's lfe
What video?
surprised that he skipped Harry Kane's oath.