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David Squires In The Guardian
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"Not the bees" 
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He can do serious too. His panel on Bobby Charlton and Munich is pure class.
David Squires on … Sir Bobby Charlton, Munich, glory and heartbreak | Bobby Charlton | The Guardian
David Squires on … Sir Bobby Charlton, Munich, glory and heartbreak | Bobby Charlton | The Guardian
David Squires on … Mikel Arteta and Arsenal’s reaction to defeat at Newcastle
"At this football club, we don't accept mistakes we don't benefit from". Pretty much sums up this whole VAR outrage from Lego Pep.
"At this football club, we don't accept mistakes we don't benefit from". Pretty much sums up this whole VAR outrage from Lego Pep.
I’ve just seen this now, absolutely brilliant. What a man he was.
That was fantastic.
The lego hand is so good.
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...hat-the-football-world-will-look-like-in-2024
The Southgate and Maguire one
The Southgate and Maguire one
Surprised this wasn’t put behind a paywall years ago. I’ve never bought a copy of the guardian, but I have read basically his entire back catalogue for free. I did buy his book though.
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...iffe-review-manchester-united-slick-operation
A Ratcliffe-United special, heartwarming!
A Ratcliffe-United special, heartwarming!
Fantastic! So many good bits. Is that Ed Woodward as a literal Glazer lapdog ?
?I can work well on my own or as part of a team
Fantastic! So many good bits. Is that Ed Woodward as a literal Glazer lapdog
The Ed dog tag when ya zoom in suggests it is.
Fantastic! So many good bits. Is that Ed Woodward as a literal Glazer lapdog
Missed that when I saw this earlier.
Squires is an absolute genius
“I’ve got a special role for a man of his skill set”
My favorite:
[...] from where we're sitting, paying massively over the odds for an asset whose best days are a distant memory makes zero sense...!
[...] from where we're sitting, paying massively over the odds for an asset whose best days are a distant memory makes zero sense...!
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...hat-the-football-world-will-look-like-in-2024
The Southgate and Maguire one
The Sir Jim one is fantastic but this one with Maguire in that car has ended me
"dressed like a character from Fargo"
the banter matrix
the banter matrix
I like the DM pisstake about saint Kate being in hospital.
It's funny how he always manages to squeeze in the latest memes and weird internet stories. He is clearly very online.
David Squires on … a day in the life of Chris Wilder, the other Earl of Sandwich | Football | The Guardian
I sadly don't know a lot about this guy (or, I suppose, the Sandwich incident?), but he seems lovely
I sadly don't know a lot about this guy (or, I suppose, the Sandwich incident?), but he seems lovely
David Squires on … a day in the life of Chris Wilder, the other Earl of Sandwich | Football | The Guardian
I sadly don't know a lot about this guy (or, I suppose, the Sandwich incident?), but he seems lovely
That's some of his finest work! Warnock came out after the Palace-Sheff Utd game last week and criticised one of the assistant referees because they dared to be in the middle of eating a sandwich when he went into their changing room for a word after full-time, as well as implying it was disrespectful in the presence of a Premier League manager...
David Squires on … a day in the life of Chris Wilder, the other Earl of Sandwich | Football | The Guardian
I sadly don't know a lot about this guy (or, I suppose, the Sandwich incident?), but he seems lovely
He's so good. What I like most is probably, when he throws in semi obscure internet meme references, like the "A meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!" reference here
Love it!David Squires on … Mark Clattenburg, sliding bores and the drop ball furore | Football | The Guardian
Hehe. EtH: "The Manchester derby is decided by fine chasms, you know"
Hehe. EtH: "The Manchester derby is decided by fine chasms, you know"
Bugger, you beat me to the quote.
David Squires on … a future meeting between Jürgen Klopp and Pep Guardiola | Football | The Guardian
Bonus Emourinho, my day is complete!
Bonus Emourinho, my day is complete!
That was a good one
It wasn't that good.
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...re-kit-collar-woke-things-destroying-football
"Reduces Patriotic Chaffing"
"Reduces Patriotic Chaffing"
Haha, the bit with Gary Lineker ("Not that one!") and even Harry's secret statue gets a mentionhttps://www.theguardian.com/footbal...re-kit-collar-woke-things-destroying-football
"Reduces Patriotic Chaffing"
Reminds me of the purple dildo one