David Squires In The Guardian
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Very funny.
The Kean panels are particularly poignant. English media did the same sort of thing to Sterling. Souness should apologise or better yet feck off from the Sky Sports seat, he adds nothing anyways.
"Shut it, Hamstrings"
Mason Mount's hair
Brilliant as per
The Sokratis panel had me genuinely laughing out loud
Superb. How he thought up the Star Wars comparison, I'll never know
Nice Women in Love reference.
It's not as much fun praising the opposition when you don't crush them 67-0
And the beautiful, flowing hair
And the beautiful, flowing hair
Kyle Walker about to be hit with a log with the offside trap label.
Brilliant. Had a shitty day at work and this has cheered me up.
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...es-on-phil-jones-tottenham-and-bernardo-silva
There is nothing I can do to tarnish the achievement of this hat-trick indeed. Also, Quique Sanchez Flores
There is nothing I can do to tarnish the achievement of this hat-trick indeed. Also, Quique Sanchez Flores
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...es-on-phil-jones-tottenham-and-bernardo-silva
There is nothing I can do to tarnish the achievement of this hat-trick indeed. Also, Quique Sanchez Flores
This one was hilarious
Flores with the cards
brilliant as always."Sweet suffering Christ, even Otamendi's fecking scored"Flores with the cards
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...es-on-phil-jones-tottenham-and-bernardo-silva
There is nothing I can do to tarnish the achievement of this hat-trick indeed. Also, Quique Sanchez Flores
The Phil Jones piece had me laughing way too hard in my office
Amazing!!
The Xhaka Milka cow, the yellow card by his name, Pep talking about the Bernardo Silva incident Amazing!!
he's a genius, I love his articles I love the yellow card next to Xhaka's name ^^
Also an accurate depiction of Pep handling the Bernardo incident.
Also an accurate depiction of Pep handling the Bernardo incident.
The yellow next to Xhaka's name, Brendan O'Neill, Gunnersaurus, Steve Bould as Dominic Cummings
Brilliant all round.
Brilliant all round.
Genius one this week, even by his high standards - I especially love that Xhaka’s name has a yellow next to it on the back of his shirt as well
Good one this week with the Longstaff brothers
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...t/08/david-squires-on-premier-league-managers
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...t/08/david-squires-on-premier-league-managers
Ole Gunnar Nostaljaer
Fantastic, as usual.
AIA caramba on the Spurs shirts
Klopptastic Squires: https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...nchester-united-liverpool-frank-lampard-lambs
Klopp with Jon Moss, Moss's children, Frank engineering the collapse of the USSR, the Tahith Chong hologram
Soooo goodThe Tahith Chong hologram mirrors our current situation so well.
And the Cheerios box.
Jon Moss’s daughter looking just like him in a wig
Geezer Klopp still chewing of the ref's earKlopp with Jon Moss, Moss's children, Frank engineering the collapse of the USSR, the Tahith Chong hologram
Strongly reminds me of that one episode of Spongebob Squarepants, where he and Squidward start a union and go on strike and Spongebob ends up taking the fight against the capital too far and tears down the Krusty Krab and then they have to rebuild it while paying off the damage for all eternity... where was I?
This comment, btw:
"Man Red's haphazard transfer policy has at least created opportunities for their young players to gain some experience ( of how it must feel to be in a shipwreck ) ............ "Solskjaer's sacrificial virgins."